A subsim prime minister

[Kapitan]

who out of all of us here would you vote as a subsim prime minister, just pretend this is a country and a democracy please post and state why.

[JSLTIGER]

I voted other for jimbuna...no one else has as many posts in such a short span of time.

[Kapitan]

oh yeah if you vote for yourself which you can do then you must state what you would do to improve things ect ect.

[STEED]

I voted other for jimbuna...no one else has as many posts in such a short span of time.


Who voted for me?

Everyone here knows I'm barking mad. :rotfl:

Wait a minute so is my government. :huh:

Are Feck. :damn:

[silentrunner]

JIMBUNA
SUBSIM
Prime Minister
'08

[elite_hunter_sh3]

adolf hitler...... :roll:



in all seriousness i vote for me... there.. :roll::lol:

[Onkel Neal]

I added two more popular candidates, Jimbuna and the author of the poll who was too modest to include himself, Kapitan. :ping:

[STEED]

the author of the poll who was too modest to include himself, Kapitan. :ping:

Our Kapitan! Modest!!! :-?

He would drink you under the table without blinking an eye. :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

I voted OTHER. I've been perfectly happy under Onkel Neal's reign, and wouldn't want to change a thing.

And if things should happen to change, I think Other would make a great PM.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I would stop the influx of spammers by parking GWX veterans in the waters around Subsim
I would introduce tax-breaks for all those with over 1500 posts
I would send elite_hunter to Belgrade to make good on all his promises of Serbian independence
Scrap the green tax and start taxing coal-guzzling Asia
Serial rapists, mass murderers and convicted terrorists are all subject to a mandatory 250 year prison sentence aboard the KP Floating Prison Compound Alpha. This compound will be funded using the UK government's paychecks
Gun control is strict, but those with a clean criminal record and who have passed rugged suitability tests will be able to purchase a firearm of limited calibre
Government incentives for home-brewers who apply for a public house sales license
No papers - no entry
There are more ;)

[Onkel Neal]

I would stop the influx of spammers by parking GWX veterans in the waters around Subsim
I would introduce tax-breaks for all those with over 1500 posts
I would send elite_hunter to Belgrade to make good on all his promises of Serbian independence
Scrap the green tax and start taxing coal-guzzling Asia
Serial rapists, mass murderers and convicted terrorists are all subject to a mandatory 250 year prison sentence aboard the KP Floating Prison Compound Alpha. This compound will be funded using the UK government's paychecks
Gun control is strict, but those with a clean criminal record and who have passed rugged suitability tests will be able to purchase a firearm of limited calibre
Government incentives for home-brewers who apply for a public house sales license
No papers - no entryThere are more ;)


Awesome, I found my candidate :cool:

[Oberon]

I would stop the influx of spammers by parking GWX veterans in the waters around Subsim

Serial rapists, mass murderers and convicted terrorists are all subject to a mandatory 250 year prison sentence aboard the KP Floating Prison Compound Alpha. This compound will be funded using the UK government's paychecks


I'm sure there's a way we can combine the two...KP Compound Alpha Sinkex anyone? Or perhaps we can put Sharky in charge of them, a month of her and they'll be begging to be put on a Sinkex ;) (J/K Sharky ;) )

[August]

I voted OTHER. I've been perfectly happy under Onkel Neal's reign, and wouldn't want to change a thing.

And if things should happen to change, I think Other would make a great PM.

I agree and would add that the office of Prime Minister is a attribute of a Parlimentary style of government. Something we here in the states rejected long ago.

[Oberon]

Well, how about a two tier system. Onkel Neal, the undisputed leader of Earth and its colonies, and then a PM of Earth, or Neal as US Pres, he'd get my vote! :up:

[baggygreen]

I would stop the influx of spammers by parking GWX veterans in the waters around Subsim
I would introduce tax-breaks for all those with over 1500 posts
I would send elite_hunter to Belgrade to make good on all his promises of Serbian independence
Scrap the green tax and start taxing coal-guzzling Asia
Serial rapists, mass murderers and convicted terrorists are all subject to a mandatory 250 year prison sentence aboard the KP Floating Prison Compound Alpha. This compound will be funded using the UK government's paychecks
Gun control is strict, but those with a clean criminal record and who have passed rugged suitability tests will be able to purchase a firearm of limited calibre
Government incentives for home-brewers who apply for a public house sales license
No papers - no entryThere are more ;) I change my vote! I change my vote!

[FIREWALL]

You had my vote heading for you K.P. until you added that limited caliber part. :yep:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

You had my vote heading for you K.P. until you added that limited caliber part. :yep:

Ahbutyousee, the fine print would say "88mm and below" :up:

[baggygreen]

Hrm... i take firewall more for a 155mm man myself..;)

[Dowly]

Happy Times :yep::up:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Hrm... i take firewall more for a 155mm man myself..;)


Until the viagra wears off. OH! Giggity-gig-gig-gig! :lol:

[baggygreen]

firewalls an israeli pilot now?? cool!:lol:


I cant believe you went there..:rotfl:

[FIREWALL]

Oh God!!! Why didn't I just vote and keep my mouth shut. :D

When will I ever learn to stay out of politics. :p

[Letum]

Why Can't we vote for Neal?!
I vote for Neal! :up:

[bookworm_020]

I would stop the influx of spammers by parking GWX veterans in the waters around Subsim
I would introduce tax-breaks for all those with over 1500 posts
I would send elite_hunter to Belgrade to make good on all his promises of Serbian independence
Scrap the green tax and start taxing coal-guzzling Asia
Serial rapists, mass murderers and convicted terrorists are all subject to a mandatory 250 year prison sentence aboard the KP Floating Prison Compound Alpha. This compound will be funded using the UK government's paychecks
Gun control is strict, but those with a clean criminal record and who have passed rugged suitability tests will be able to purchase a firearm of limited calibre
Government incentives for home-brewers who apply for a public house sales license
No papers - no entryThere are more ;)

You just got my vote!:up:

[Dowly]

Why Can't we vote for Neal?!
I vote for Neal! :up:

Because Neal's the President. :yep: (or King, Ruler, whatever he fancies to be called.)

[Letum]

Why Can't we vote for Neal?!
I vote for Neal! :up:
Because Neal's the President. :yep: (or King, Ruler, whatever he fancies to be called.)

Neal rarely divides oppinion and that keeps the peace and his authority intact.
Thats certinaly not to say he sit's on the fence at all.
No one springs to mind when i try to think of someone who could do that so well.

[Sailor Steve]

Neal doesn't need to be PM, or anything else. Like Twain's Connecticut Yankee, Neal is simply...Da Boss.

[TarJak]

I vote for the next noob who posts.:arrgh!: Anarchy for all!

[Kapitan_Phillips]

New legislations should I be elected:


Discussion of the length of man-parts is banned.
Religious discussion is not permitted, other than within your own boats. Islam is righteous, death to Christianity? Vice Versa? Not on my watch, bucko
There will be no land based military. The land army of Subsim will consist of Chuck Norris and a frisbee. That's more than enough.
Dowly will no longer recieve government paid healthcare the next time he piles an aircraft into a tree/cliff/airplane/Chuck Norris. No offense to you, Dowly, but all those operations meant 25 submarines didnt get a pressure hull.
Skybird will be official ambassador to Eastern European and Middle Eastern countries, as a mere greeting would be tl;dr, leading to other leaders succumbing to our demands
STEED, should he not be elected, shall take the helm as Chief Councilman to oversee the niggly piggly issues, such as "My lawn isnt as green as Dennis's, I want to sue"

[nikimcbee]

Wow, I thought about running, but I spent some quality time at the hobby shop:hmm: .

If I run:

Kapitan Phillips would be my sports minister
Steed would be the minister of hard liquors
Dowly would be minister of the Air force
subman1 would be incharge of subsim security and keeper of the key to the fridge w/ beer.
Jimbuna would be the minister of silly-walks
All future subsims will have dynamic campaigns to appear @ subsim.
A Finnish thread will be established.
There will be a $5 charge per post in religous and political posts. Procedes go to buy a retired submarine for a subsim clubhouse.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Thought I'd jump in here again and say that the unemployed created from axing the land army will be drafted into the police force, so there can actually be a bobby on the street.

And I will destroy the seeming dependency on surveillance and focus on preventing crime, rather than reacting to it

[Brag]

I think a monarchy has more class than democracy and is a lot more colorful and has more room for court jesters and village idiots. So I vote for suspension of all voting and for Neal I :|\\

[STEED]

I promise you the following 10 points.


Free Beer
Abolish of all tax's
Nuclear strike on Iran and North Korea
More Holidays
Better Pay
American Flag in every home
Ban all the liberals and PC thugs
The right to defend your home from the criminal scum
The EU will be swept away
Free Soft Toilet Paper for AllDon't wast your votes on the wets here only the mighty STEED has got the guts the bottle and the determination to get the job done.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I promise you the following 10 points.

Free Beer
Abolish of all tax's
Nuclear strike on Iran and North Korea
More Holidays
Better Pay
American Flag in every home
Ban all the liberals and PC thugs
The right to defend your home from the criminal scum
The EU will be swept away
Free Soft Toilet Paper for AllDon't wast your votes on the wets here only the mighty STEED has got the guts the bottle and the determination to get the job done.

:hmm: I say we combine our efforts :lol:

[HunterICX]

free soft toilet paper! :o

you got my vote

HunterICX

[Tchocky]

Vote T. Chock for PM.

Why - I've always wanted a pet.

[Konovalov]

I voted for Jimbuna as there just aren't enough smilies and emoticons in the world and Jimbuna would change that. :yep:

[jumpy]

There seems to be a significant common factor amongst all of those candidates... a higher than average post count :lol: *cough cough* spammers *cough cough*
possibly 'time served' here would be a better criteria to use than the more obvious connection.
I'm not sure a propensity for hot air is really appropriate for a PM... no, wait, what am I saying?! lol

Before we get down to voting a PM, we ought to carry on the tradition and spend endless parlimentary weeks discussing the matter, getting large subsidised lunches at taxpayers expense and generally voting ourselves payrises above the rate of inflation. Then and only then can we feel that a job has been well done and we can get to the business of choosing a figurehead everyone can direct their moaning attention to after we all get those fat bonuses that the masses will hate so much.
:arrgh!:

[Morts]

I promise you the following 10 points.
Free Beer - Good
Abolish of all tax's - Good
Nuclear strike on Iran and North Korea - Sure..why not

More Holidays - Good
Better Pay - Good
American Flag in every home - you have got to be kidding me...?

Ban all the liberals and PC thugs - Good
The right to defend your home from the criminal scum - Arr :arrgh!:
The EU will be swept away - sure..why not
Free Soft Toilet Paper for All - oh my god ! that did it for me..you got my vote !:rotfl:
Don't wast your votes on the wets here only the mighty STEED has got the guts the bottle and the determination to get the job done.
^^^

[jumpy]

Oh, and incidentally, I vote for myself...


it's what every self-serving parliamentary member ought to do if they think about it... that one true chance for megalomania :stare:

[Carotio]

OTHER

to quote a character played by Richard Pryor (RIP), a movie which original title escapes me, he plays a baseball player who inherits a lot of movie only to be forced to spend 30 million bucks first and chooses to spend some of them on a political campaign:

"VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE"

[jumpy]

OTHER

to quote a character played by Richard Pryor (RIP), a movie which original title escapes me
Brewster's millions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brewster%27s_Millions_%281985_film%29)

[sonar732]

Personally,

I would rather the PM be someone who is of middle ground and can change his mind if the situation sees it. We never stop learning and can have middle ground on issues. Soo...with that in mind...pick your PM.

[geetrue]

I think Neal should charge $5.00 per poll and let the good times roll ... :up:

We could call it a Poll tax ... :know:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I think Neal should charge $5.00 per poll and let the good times roll ... :up:

We could call it a Poll tax ... :know:

*facepalm* :lol:

[mapuc]

1 Prime minister, but doesn't he/she need a cabine of other minister? Such as Minister of defence a.s.o

Markus

[Onkel Neal]

I promise you the following 10 points.

Free Beer
Abolish of all tax's
Nuclear strike on Iran and North Korea
More Holidays
Better Pay
American Flag in every home
Ban all the liberals and PC thugs
The right to defend your home from the criminal scum
The EU will be swept away
Free Soft Toilet Paper for AllDon't wast your votes on the wets here only the mighty STEED has got the guts the bottle and the determination to get the job done.

Oh! oh! I may have to change my vote! :ping:

[kiwi_2005]

Skybird. Whos not on the list, strange:hmm:

& the absentee - Avon lady maybe she can be ambassador.

Not Steed cause he no doubt will create a 'Britain's Government Sucks' sticky in every catagory! :lol:

[STEED]

Not Steed cause he no doubt will create a 'Britain's Government Sucks' sticky in every catagory! :lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I got bigger fish to fry. ;)