View Full Version : The 'What should we do to Bernard' thread
hammer-princess
02-23-08, 02:58 AM
OK, fellow Kaleuns... we have a bit of a problem with Bernard, right?
Well, let's discuss how we'll get rid of him.
I reckon we strap him to a torpedo, fire it and hope it hits a destroyer or a cargo ship or something. If not, then... oh well.
So, what do you want to do to Bernard??
Steel_Tomb
02-23-08, 05:35 AM
No, because he would probably want to come back inside, and steer the fish back towards you, sinking you! :doh: :rotfl:
Would be nice if we could do anything at all...but alas...I am afraid we are stuck with him...just like we are stuck with JS Balz...:doh:
Torplexed
02-23-08, 07:08 AM
Bernard's like Gilligan or Inspector Clouseau. His inherent incompetence will rise to his defence in some bizarre way you if you try to remove him. :p
TomcatMVD
02-23-08, 08:28 AM
I already replaced him:smug:
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6450/050429rfostermphisec106ub0.jpg
Bernard can be a source of great fun. Ask Balz. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 09:59 AM
Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.
What is a Bernard? :roll: :rolleyes:
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 10:07 AM
Go look in the mirror.
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 10:08 AM
As for what we should do with him:
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Earlye in the morn-ing!
Other Jobs we would DEFINATLEY NOT want to see Bernard doing! :oops:
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Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 10:11 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Good ones, JU-88!:rock:
Go look in the mirror.
Have you? :p
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 10:18 AM
Go look in the mirror.
Have you? :p
No need; I already know what a Bernard is.
Go look in the mirror.
Have you? :p
No need; I already know what a Bernard is.
An American hooker? :hmm:
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 10:20 AM
Go look in the mirror.
Have you? :p
No need; I already know what a Bernard is.
An American hooker? :hmm:
If you still have to ask, reread my first reply.
Go look in the mirror.
Have you? :p
No need; I already know what a Bernard is.
An American hooker? :hmm:
If you still have to ask, reread my first reply.
Your Bernard! Well that's rap people cased closed. :sunny:
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 12:33 PM
Your Bernard!
My Bernard???
Oh, you meant "You're" Bernard, as in "You are Bernard". What you said was "Your Bernard", as in "He's yours. You own him."
Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.
Tomorrow? You won't get that long a break :nope:
AdlerGrosmann
02-23-08, 12:48 PM
Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!;)
If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.
Jimbuna
02-23-08, 01:34 PM
Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!;)
If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.
Pointless, he's indestructable....just like his brother :nope:
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/299/terminatortpboriginalpasi1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Your Bernard!
My Bernard???
Oh, you meant "You're" Bernard, as in "You are Bernard". What you said was "Your Bernard", as in "He's yours. You own him."
No chance, sounds like a American hamburger to me. :lol:
So there for you are Bernard.
Q.E.D
Jimbuna
02-23-08, 03:48 PM
MAM....THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!!
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MAM....THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!!
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
No way, Steve is so :cool: & :sunny:
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 04:26 PM
AM NOT!!!:p
AM NOT!!!:p
See what I mean. :lol: :rotfl:
Jimbuna
02-23-08, 06:00 PM
Looks like you were made for each other......if STEED can find the time to get off the keyboard http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3060/gigglebigtb9.gif
Sailor Steve
02-23-08, 09:57 PM
Hey, Steed may drive me crazy, but he also did me the single greatest favor anyone here has done...well, except maybe joegrundman's help with matching up the U-jagd mod with 6 Dials Simfeeling, and Lehman looking into some things, and...well, still, Steed knows what he did, and I thank him for it.
Bernard is everything inside everything outside everything. He is the little piece of refuse left over after you flush. He is the cigarette inside the beer bottle you drink. He is the torpedo duds that you have perfectly shot. He is the ...
papa_smurf
02-24-08, 05:29 AM
In an ideal world we would be able to sack Bernard from U-boat duties and give him indefinate shore leave, but sadly this wil not happen. My own solution is to stick him in the rear torpedo tube when leaving harbour and not let him out until I return to port. This give me the option to fire him at the enemy, but he always finds his way back to port:damn:
Jimbuna
02-24-08, 09:12 AM
Hey, Steed may drive me crazy, but he also did me the single greatest favor anyone here has done...well, except maybe joegrundman's help with matching up the U-jagd mod with 6 Dials Simfeeling, and Lehman looking into some things, and...well, still, Steed knows what he did, and I thank him for it.
Bravo http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1260/clapbiguk8.gif
A true gentleman always shows his appreciation and gives credit where it's due :yep:
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