Hey I got new scam mail today

[STEED]

I am Mr. Chuckie Taylor from Monorovia Liberia. The son of former
Liberia President who went on United Nations imposed exile to Calabar in
2003. My father was extradited to my country in 2006 for trials of war
crimes he was accused of in Sierra Leon. He is presently in detention at
The Hague awaiting trial by the International Criminal Court of
Justice. After my father’s arrest, the government of Liberia seized all of my
father’s known investment and freezes all his bank accounts alleging
that he corruptly enriched himself when he was President. My father’s
trusted friends betrayed us by fleeing with all my father’s wealth in
their possessions and left us with nothing. I and my mother now resolved
to put our faith in anybody we can trust.

I visited my father in Prison early this year and he told me that he
buried Two Trunk Boxes containing Diamonds and Twenty Five Million
American Money in an empty septic tank in one of his guest house. Although
this guest house was among my father’s assets that were seized by the
government of Liberia. My father told me that he sealed the septic tank
pit with concrete and made a garden on it and that nobody knew about it.
My father told me that he did this because he had fears and envisaged
that his assets could be confiscated if perhaps he is arrested and now
what he envisaged that made him took the action of burying some fortune
in his compound has happened.

I am contacting you now because we got information that the government
of Liberia wants to auction the house. The help we need from you is
that we want you to bid for this house and buy it over. Then you will
assist us secure the money and Diamonds. The house is less important to us.
What is important to us is the treasure buried in the compound. If the
treasure is dug out, you will take Five Million from the boxes and
deliver the remaining money and diamonds to us. In addition, you will
still retain or resell the house as you may wish. The house is not
important to us. What is important to us is the treasure buried in the
compound. If you accept to assist us in this, I will send my international
passport to you and give you the contact information of the Government
Estate Agent in charge of the sale of the house. Check this as evidence:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm)


First of all I did not visit the link and don't care what so ever and second I still don't care.


Next...........

Hello dear,

I hope this mail will reach you in the best of health and business
conditions
and receive the most desired attention from you even as we have not had
any
previous correspondence before.

I am constrained by insufficient information about you to express in
full the
main objectives of this proposal. However, kindly get back to me
immediately for
details should be given you if you agree to its content.

I am Dorwson Vort, an accountant with the La Caixa bank Spain and also
the
Accounting officer to the Late Stella Obasanjo, wife to Olusegun
Obasanjo former
President of Nigeria.

I am contacting you for a very urgent assistance which I believe you
can attend
to my aid. before the death of the deceased, she operated a private and
confidential account, which she had the total sum of 9,000,000.00
Euros with our
bank here in Spain. At this point, i am the only one that has been of
assistance
to her, even when she is abroad to access her account. Our bank is
presently
undergoing its external auditing for the year 2007. If this fund is not
transfered, it will be confisticated and sent to the Spanish treasury.

My purpose of contacting you is for the reason that I want to present
you as
trustee to the deceased,which through my inside abilities will furnish

you with
all informations as well as directives to facilitate the release/claim
of the
fund smoothly.

Please for more details, you can go through this websites from both
CNN and BCC.

http://elendureports.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=92&Itemid=34 (http://elendureports.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=92&Itemid=34)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4368806.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4368806.stm)

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/10/23/obasanjo.obituary/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/10/23/obasanjo.obituary/index.html)

At the receipt your mail, details concerning this transaction will be
forwarded
to you.Reach me at Email: dorwsonvort@mailpersonal.com (http://uk.f870.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=dorwsonvort@mailpersonal.com&YY=79449&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b)

I await your urgent response.

Mr.Dorwson Vort.


I've give you hello dear you cheeky sod. :arrgh!:

Same with this one I did not click the links, makes a change from my usual country they come from.

PS: Morons

[STEED]

BUMP :lol:

It's my thread so there...:p

I've been wondering when I would get anymore of this junk and today I did. Four days peace from this junk must be a new record for me. :lol:

I just add it to my Spam filters and then delete it.

[Dowly]

I won 500 000€ on euro lottery. I think I played it while being drunk as I cant remember playing it. :hmm: Oh well, I just send my details and wait for the cash. :rock:

[stabiz]

Me too, Dowly! Now all i have to do is fork over all my cash so they can send me all the euros in a large titanium container guarded by ninjas. Administration fees are tough these days.

[STEED]

Coming thick and fast today. :rotfl:


My Dear,
I crave your indulgence knowing, that this my letter will be a surprise to you I am Edward , an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, by name Mr. Richard , who here in after shall be referred to as my client, he died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11th November, 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his company in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html (http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html)
I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at (US9.3million) dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest through my private email:leeedward01@excite.com.
RESPECTEFULY,
LEE EDWARD(ESQ)

[Dowly]

Me too, Dowly! Now all i have to do is fork over all my cash so they can send me all the euros in a large titanium container guarded by ninjas. Administration fees are tough these days.

WHA!? Why didnt I get Ninjas... :cry:

[Brag]

They must have a good school for creative writing in Nigeria :D

[HunterICX]

They must have a good school for creative writing in Nigeria :D

School projects,

when someone grabs a poor fool and rips him off he gets a A+

HunterICX

[Blacklight]

Make a fake email address and start answering him from that to screw with him !

[Dowly]

Make a fake email address and start answering him from that to screw with him !
Better yet, input his email address to some xxx site or something. He'll be filled with junkmail in a second. :p Or you could use some other scammers emaild address and state that he should contact you to that email in the future. :)

[STEED]

Make a fake email address and start answering him from that to screw with him !
Better yet, input his email address to some xxx site or something. He'll be filled with junkmail in a second. :p Or you could use some other scammers emaild address and state that he should contact you to that email in the future. :)

Sounds interesting. :hmm: :lol:

[elite_hunter_sh3]

how the hell do people get these things??? :doh: ive never gotten one before...:huh:

[Foghladh_mhara]

I feel left out. My scammers never promise me that much cash. I advertised my old apartment to lease out a couple of months back. Got an email response back from a guy in the States who wanted to rent it for his daughter who was going to go to college for a year in Ireland. Had a good American name like Chuck or something but had a bit of a grammar problem when it came to the English language.

The upshot was that he was going to lodge a full years rent with a travel agent who would then pay it to me on a monthly basis. The first months rent plus a security deposit came to 3000 Euros. He proposed sending me a cheque for 5000 euro and in return I would send him a cheque for 2000 in change.

I was sorely tempted to reply

I kinda felt he never really thought that scam through :hmm:

[CCIP]

The most my spam ever offered me was a college diploma, cocaine, penis enlargement and a Green Card :doh:

I hardly get ever any of it, though.













Spam. I mean I don't get much spam. :dead:

[sunvalleyslim]

Spam.....I don't need no stinking spam........

[Kapitan_Phillips]

The most my spam ever offered me was a college diploma, cocaine, penis enlargement and a Green Card :doh:


..interesting combination :doh:

[nikimcbee]

Did they offer you a new keyboard in exchange tor your services?:rotfl:

[STEED]

Man I must be the luckiest winner ever. :D

Hey, jim can I store some of this cash in your gaff? Running out of room here. :rotfl:

THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
TOLPITS LANE, WATFORD
HERTS WD18 9RN
UNITED KINGDOM
http://www.camelotgroup.co.uk (http://www.camelotgroup.co.uk/)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

Attn: Sir/Madam,

We happily announce to you the draw (#974) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
online Sweepstakes International program held today 1sth day of
February
2008. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545188
with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03-18-25-29-31-43(bonus
no.)
which subsequently you won the lottery in the first category i.e match
6
plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$1,500,000
(One
Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) cash credited to
file
KTU/9023118308/03. Your fund is now deposited with a Finance company
insured to your name. Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award top secret from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is
part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.

All participants’ names/e-mail addresses were selected through computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Europe, Asia, Africa, Middle
East and North America as part of our International Promotion Program
which we conduct twice every year. To begin your claims, please contact
your claims agent;

Mr. Richard Peterson (Foreign Service manager)
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Tel/Fax +447031896182, 7031896183, 7031896184, 7031896185,
Email: richpeteonly1@yahoo.co.uk (http://uk.f870.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=richpeteonly1@yahoo.co.uk&YY=16604&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b)

Confirming to him; the underlisted informations:
1. Your full name
2. Your contact address
3. Your telephone and fax numbers
4. You occupation
5. Your age

These informations will be for documentation and for the processing of
the
payment of your prize money to you.

Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 180days from
the
date of the Draw. After this date, all funds will be returned by our
payee
bankers, to the Ministry of Economy as unclaimed, which would be used
for
the next lottery draw.

NOTE: in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember
to
quote your reference and batch number in every of your correspondence
with
us or our payee bank. Furthermore should there be any change of
Address,
do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations again from all members of our staff and thank you for
being part of our promo program.

Yours Sincerely.

Mrs.Olivia Malik
(PROMOTIONS MANAGER).
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
CAMELOT GROUP PLC

[The Munster]

STEED, this last one is confusing, have you won the UK lottery or a USA one as the prize fund is in Dollars ?! :hmm:

[STEED]

STEED, this last one is confusing, have you won the UK lottery or a USA one as the prize fund is in Dollars ?! :hmm:

Beats me. :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award top secret from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is
part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.


Hmmm... the lottey people don't type English very well. And you broke the "TOP SECRET PROTOCOL" thay you're supposed to have !!!

Will they still send you the cash ?
More important, will you share it with the rest of us subsimmers ? :()1:

[STEED]

That's if they cough up.

Hey look over there a flying pig. :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Hey ! Isn't that The Devil over there shopping for winter coats and buying a pair of snowshoes ?

[nikimcbee]

BUMP :lol:

It's my thread so there...:p

I've been wondering when I would get anymore of this junk and today I did. Four days peace from this junk must be a new record for me. :lol:

I just add it to my Spam filters and then delete it.
It's my thread and I'll bump if I want to....bump if I want to.

come on everybody sing along.:()1:

[nikimcbee]

Huh, I didn't know you were so tight with the Nigerian Gov't.

[TarJak]

Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award top secret from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is
part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.

Hmmm... the lottey people don't type English very well. And you broke the "TOP SECRET PROTOCOL" thay you're supposed to have !!!

Will they still send you the cash ?
More important, will you share it with the rest of us subsimmers ? :()1:Ha ha!:arrgh!: I've used your breach of protocol to claim the money on your behalf. Post your bank account details here so I can deposit it into your account, less some account keeping fees.:lol:

[nikimcbee]

That's if they cough up.

Hey look over there a flying pig. :rotfl:
http://panzerbjorne.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/WindowsLiveWriter/DarkSideoftheMoon_1B32/Floyd%20Pig%5B5%5D.jpg


Pigs on the wing? Better check the account!

[StdDev]

Two in a row yesterday!!!

Subject: YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAVE WON, THE SUM OF US$1,450,000.00
From: "PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL" <jabumattnkel01@hotmail.com>

PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL

YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAVE WON, THE SUM OF US$1,450,000.00
ON THE COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM.

PLEASE CONTACT: (ENGR. BONGANI ZULU)
YOUR CLAIM AGENT FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE PAYMENT:
PHONE NO. +27 72 670 26 58.
EMAIL: bonganizulusa@hotmail.com
(ZENITH CAPITAL MANAGEMENT SA)
PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today about winners
of the PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, as part of our promotional
draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part
of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.

Note that your email address qualified for the draw, as a result of your
visiting various Websites we are running the e-business promotions for
You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket numbers: 100-309-7482,
with serial number 513-10 drew the lucky numbers 3, 8, 13,22, 27, 41 and
Bonus number 12 and consequently you have won in the Second Category.

Your Winning Ticket Number: 100-309-7482
Your Serial Number: 513-10
Your Lucky Draw Numbers are: 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41
Bonus Number: 12
Your INSURANCE Number: PLI-433/453L/GMSA
REFERENCE NUMBER: GML-S343-KKT-8811
BATCH NUMBER: 56T-DTH78-SAR99

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of US$1,450,000.00 in
cash, which is the winning payout for Second category winners. This is
from the total prize money of US$10,150,000.00 shared among the seven
international winners in the Second category.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Please be informed that your (PRIZE) US$1,450,000.00 is now with Zenith
Capital Management and Security Company insured with your email address
that won this prize, therefore you should contact (ZENITH CAPITAL
MANAGEMENT SA) your agent and give them your full names so that they will
re-insure your CHEQUE under your full names. To begin your claim, please
call your claim agent immediately, Phone number: +27 72 670 26 58 and
also to send an urgent message to ENGR. BONGANI ZULU through email
address: bonganizulusa@hotmail.com

ENGR. BONGANI ZULU
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
ZENITH CAPITAL MANAGEMENT SA.
# 106 SMITH STREET, BALFOUR PARK, 0083
P.O. Box 328, BALFOUR
JOHANNESBURG 2001
SOUTH AFRICA.
TEL: +27 83 470 2132
EMAIL: bonganizulusa@hotmail.com

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to complete the CLAIM FORM and forward it to your CLAIM AGENT,
for your IMMEDIATE PAYMENT.

PLATINUM LOTTERY CLAIM FORM
NAMES IN FULL:..........................................
ADDRESS:.......................................... .........
CITY:............................................. ............
COUNTRY:.......................................... ........
GENDER: MALE (............) FEMALE (.............)
OCCUPATION:....................................... .......
TELEPHONE NUMBER:...................................
FAX NUMBER:........................................... ...
WINNING TICKET NUMBERS:..........................
SERIAL NUMBERS:........................................
LUCKY DRAW NUMBERS.................................
BONUS NUMBERS:.........................................
INSURANCE NUMBERS:..................................
REFERENCE NUMBERS:..................................
BATCH NUMBERS:.........................................
WINNING AMOUNT:.......................................
WINNING EMAIL ADDRESS:............................

PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM IS A BONUS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD FOR
THE 2010 SOCCER WORLD.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.

Yours sincerely,
MRS. MARIA EASTWOOD
(CO-ORDINATOR)
PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
4th Floor APEX TOWER
P.O. Box 18534,
#36 Empire Road.
Sandton.
Johannesburg,
South Africa.

PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL GOES INTERNATIONAL AS THE 2010 WORLD CUP
WILL BE HOSTED BY SOUTH AFRICA.

THIS PROGRAM IS SPONSURED BY: SOUTH AFRICAN LOTTO AUTHORITY AND SUPPORTED
BY: (F餩ration Internationale de Football Association) FIFA SUPPORT



Followed by:


Subject: Canadian Lottery Winning Notification
From: lottocanada2008@skins4life.com
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Canadian Lottery Winning Notification
Address: second Floor Chiltern House
St Nicholas Court
25 - 27 Castlegate
Nottingham NG1 7AR,
United Kingdom
Http/www.lottolore.com/
Canadian Lottery Winning Notification

Hi Dear?
We happily announce to you the result of the National Lotto 6/49 lottery draws held on t. Feb 09, 2008, in Nottingham United Kingdom and Ontario, Canada. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draws
System and extracted from over 10, 000, 00 companies and personal e-mail addresses your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9564 7560 4545 100 with serial number 1 9 3 1 4 1 1 drew the winning numbers?? 3 17 26 33 39 46 and Bonus 18 visit our web sit for more information’s: http://www.wclc.com/app/winning_numbers/lotto_649_extra.html (http://www.wclc.com/app/winning_numbers/lotto_649_extra.html)


You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum $100,619.50 in cash credited to file EAAL/9080118308/04. Please note that your lucky winning numbers fall within our Africa booklet representative office in Nigeria as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your $820, 000,00 would be released to you by an accredited commercial BARCLAYS BANK PLC IN LONDON.


Our African agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact their office. To file for your claim, please contact our corresponding agent in Africa immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, contact information is as follow: -

Contact Person: Peter Odum
Email: peter_odum@yahoo.ca (peter_odum@yahoo.ca)
Telephone number: + 234 – 8074 6727 59


Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program to all that have successfully won this competition and thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.


Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Mirian Hope
Customer Service: 680 NCA 85914


Show the world you bleed burgundy and gold! Click here to get your official Redskins email address! (http://domains.aol.com/redskins)

[Blacklight]

OOOoooo !!! The Canada one is close to the US so that MUST be the one that's REAL !!!:rotfl:

[TarJak]

If you want to have fun scam baiting check out 419 Eater http://www.419eater.com/

Snap! Oh but mines Japanese...

FROM THE INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT -[Thu, 7 Feb 2008 01:30:15 +0000]

FROM THE INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
Category A Prize Winner
CONGRATULATIONS


Sir/Madam,
JAPAN EMAIL LOTTO PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the NLF ONLINE International Lottery programs that entered on your email addresses amongst other addresses for the international lottery programs conducted by NLF ONLINE.
Your e-mail address attached to the ticket number
719-226-1212 with serial number 802-57, drew lucky numbers 5, 12, 18, 30, 17, 43, and Bonus numbers 77, your INSURANCE Number: FLS411/ 820L /GMSA, which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 500,000.00 (Five hundred thousand United States Dollars) from a total sum of USD $2,500,000.00 shared amongst the first 5 lucky winners entered in their category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
JAPAN EMAIL FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individuals email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted by some software corporation to compensate some few individuals with website and email addresses. After the Microsoft anti-various incident on August 2003.
However, you have automatically qualified to take part in our next year USD5 million international lottery programs.

To file for your claim now, please contact transglobe trust finance Agency lottery Agent. Mr. jeff wong
MR. JEFF WONG
FOREIGN SERVICES MANAGER,
TRANSGLOBE FINANCE SECURITIES CO., LTD

WINNERS ORIENTATION CENTRE,
# R04 UNIT/639 HUANSHI DONG LU
BEIJING, CHINA

EMAIL;jeff.wong@movemail.com (http://movemail.com/)
Tel; (+86) 13570216454
Please provide him with your 6 digit numbers 8, 3, 7, 9, 5, 2 and your password RRTAz15. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1. Name in full:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Age:
5. Occupation:
6. Phone/Fax:

If you do not contact your claims agent within 7 working days of this notification, your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT) pending the transfer/claim by Winner.
congratulations once again!


Sincerely yours,
Mr. KUIOM KIYOTA
LOTTERY COORDINATOR.

www.japanemaillotto.com (http://www.japanemaillotto.com/)

[055wa8mq6jm]

[FIREWALL]

STEED Look at the bright side of this.

They didn't tell you that you were The Next "QUEEN" of England :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

STEED Look at the bright side of this.

They didn't tell you that you were The Next "QUEEN" of England :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



Steed will go the HULK if they tell him he was the Next ''TONY BLAIR''

HunterICX

[XabbaRus]

One could make a good comedy film based around these scams....

Actually that has given me an idea....

Guy, starts playing around with the scammers, things move on and he meets up with them as part of his fun, ends up bad people involced, MI6 too for good measure.
Lots of running around, a few hot women, gets the money and the girls...

[Zayphod]

Two in a row yesterday!!!


Contact Person: Peter Odum
Email: peter_odum@yahoo.ca (peter_odum@yahoo.ca)
Telephone number: + 234 – 8074 6727 59




Of course, 234 is the country code of Nigeria. :D

[Blacklight]

Quote:
Originally Posted by StdDev
Two in a row yesterday!!!


Contact Person: Peter Odum
Email: peter_odum@yahoo.ca (peter_odum@yahoo.ca)
Telephone number: + 234 – 8074 6727 59





Of course, 234 is the country code of Nigeria. :D

That doesn't mean anything. That's the branch of the Japanese Lottery Commission that happens to be stationed in Nigeria. :D

[STEED]

I rec'd what I can only call a reverse scam from the President of Africa who is taking legal action against me for the theft of $500,000,000 of diamonds from his country.

I have rec'd follow up which is demeaning the sum of $850,974,000 and I my 24 hours to pay up has elapsed and they have been in contact with the President of France? Well they have now confused me. :-?

I was going to post them here but I deleted the lot, that is to say along with the 15 others I rec'd.

[Zayphod]

I rec'd what I can only call a reverse scam from the President of Africa who is taking legal action against me for the theft of $500,000,000 of diamonds from his country.

I have rec'd follow up which is demeaning the sum of $850,974,000 and I my 24 hours to pay up has elapsed and they have been in contact with the President of France? Well they have now confused me. :-?


That's a new one. When are you going to share all those diamonds? :arrgh!:
BTW, what do they think the President of France will do after he surrenders? :88)

[STEED]

That's a new one. When are you going to share all those diamonds? :arrgh!:
BTW, what do they think the President of France will do after he surrenders? :88)


What diamonds? And who is this President of Africa?

And what has the President of France got to do with this? I suspect after he surrenders probably surrender again just for good measure.

[AVGWarhawk]

Here is one I got today:

My Dear Friend,

I write you this email knowing that it will touch your
heart to help
me.i am a young lady of 32 years of age, fairly
educated.i got
married to the high chief of our kingdom in swedru in
the central region
of Ivory Coast in Africa .the high chief needed an
educated woman to be
married to him to help in official functions.this is
because there
are very few educated girls in my village so my
parents prevailed on me
into the marriage 3years ago.but i was not circumcised
at the time and
it was agreed that i will not be foreced into
this.this was why i
agreed.

but since october 2005 the high chief has said i must
undergo
circumcission or my childred in future will not be
eligible to succeed
him.i have refused this circumcission or genital
mutilation practise to be
done on me and because of this my husband,the high
chief and the
whole royal family want to divorce me and outracise
me.i feel really
let down and in pains.

even my parents refuse to support me and i am so
lonely now but i
like to leave the country and luckily because of the
war in my
country two years ago the high chief made some deposit
of a trunk box
containing 3.5million U.S. dollars in Ghana,a
neighbouring country.i was with
the high chief in that trip and during the transaction
in the
security company,the papers
where made in my name.i will like for you to assist me
to leave my
country together with my taking the trunk box.write to
me so i will show
you the documents and discuss how it will be done.i
wait
you,please.please do this for me as a charity but i
will give you 30%
of the 3.5M US$,please !I wait !

Princess Margarette Kobe

[fredbass]

please.please do this for me as a charity but i
will give you 30%
of the 3.5M US$,please !I wait !

Princess Margarette Kobe

Write back explaining to them that 30 percent isn't fair. I'm sure they'll raise it. Then do it again and again until they say you can have it all. :know: :lol:

[HunterICX]

:lol: whats the chance that a princess emails a person on the other side of the globe :rotfl: nice one Warhawk

HunterICX

[AVGWarhawk]

please.please do this for me as a charity but i
will give you 30%
of the 3.5M US$,please !I wait !

Princess Margarette Kobe
Write back explaining to them that 30 percent isn't fair. I'm sure they'll raise it. Then do it again and again until they say you can have it all. :know: :lol:

That would be funny. Tell the nice princess that I will do this for no less then 99.9%. That is my standard take:D