BDU spams me

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

ok, just wondering why... WHY DO I GET EVERY BLOODY MESSAGE AGAIN AFTER I LOAD A SAVEGAME!!! :stare:

my message box is FULL of messages from BDU.... ALL THE SAME MESSAGES!

[TomcatMVD]

ok, just wondering why... WHY DO I GET EVERY BLOODY MESSAGE AGAIN AFTER I LOAD A SAVEGAME!!! :stare:

my message box is FULL of messages from BDU.... ALL THE SAME MESSAGES!
Have you ever tried to set up a more aggresive spam blocker on you Enigma?

Anyways... this might be hardcoded, since sometimes the same happens to me in Stock SHIII

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

im sure your not getting 20 messages when you load your savegame :yep:
anyways, the number increased to 25 as more messages came in from the ORIGINAL time...

how much when i enter base ? :shifty:

[Brag]

I get a lot of repeat messages, too. :shifty:

[TomcatMVD]

I don't get 25 because stock SHIII does not have so many messages, but for some of them, like "Base changed to:......." I get them everytime I load that patrol.
Does not happen with the contact reports though.

[STEED]

ok, just wondering why... WHY DO I GET EVERY BLOODY MESSAGE AGAIN AFTER I LOAD A SAVEGAME!!! :stare:

my message box is FULL of messages from BDU.... ALL THE SAME MESSAGES!

Hugs and kisses Bdu

How's it going big boy?

Sending you all our love Bdu

Sloppy kisses and big hugs Bdu

You sexy beast we love you big boy


No wonder your barking mad. :rotfl:

[NealT]

I get a lot of repeat messages, too. :shifty:

Maybe, just maybe that is what drove Balz nuts and now he wants a desk job...:hmm:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

ok, just wondering why... WHY DO I GET EVERY BLOODY MESSAGE AGAIN AFTER I LOAD A SAVEGAME!!! :stare:

my message box is FULL of messages from BDU.... ALL THE SAME MESSAGES!
Hugs and kisses Bdu

How's it going big boy?

Sending you all our love Bdu

Sloppy kisses and big hugs Bdu

You sexy beast we love you big boy


No wonder your barking mad. :rotfl:

ah so THATS why they havnt put you in a madhouse :hmm: :p

[Jimbuna]

This is what happens when you become so popular http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/odd.gif

[AdlerGrosmann]

:hmm: Well...I believe those messages turn out alot just like those dud torpedoes!?:shifty: It is now time to show BdU and the torpedo factory that we deserve better!

1. Go to the torpedo factory and...torture all the workers until they build em right!

2. Fixin' the messages? Bah! Just tell your radio man to...cut the radio off.

[Blacklight]

"Message Recieved Sir !"
From: BDU
To: Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
THE PRESIDENCY

OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE


Our Ref: FRGN /SDT/SNTB


ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:


THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT THE REASON YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS A RESULT OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.


SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH NON-OFFICIALS. SUCH ILLEGAL ACTS LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THIS IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT, UMARU YAR' ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY FORWARDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS BELOW AND ALSO YOU HAVE TO OPEN AN INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE FILE WITH US.

1. YOUR FULL NAMES.
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER(S).
3. FULL ADDRESS WITH ZIP (P.O BOX NOT ALLOWED)
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION.
5. COPY OF INT'L PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID.

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US $3,800,000.00 (THREE MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) IN RESPECT OF YOUR OUSTANDING BENEFICIARY PAYMENT, THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCH IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

DO COMMUNICATE BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MORE DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS ON HOW TO CONTACT THE SWIFT CARD CONSULT PAYMENT CENTER FOR IMMEDIATE ISSUING OF YOUR ATM CARD.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (307) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE IN ALL FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE. AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO FUFILL OBLIGATIONS IN ACCORDANCE TO WHAT THE LAW DEMANDS BEFORE YOUR ATM CARD WILL BE PROCESSED AND SENT TO YOU ACCORDINGLY. IF YOU CANNOT, PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD US YOUR INFORMATIONS.

REGARDS
BARRISTER RAYMOND OSAZE
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

:rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

From: Kaleun Johann Mohr
To: BDU
Time: Who Cares
Place: South Atlantic

NUTZ


U124





:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

You'd think they could be a bit more imaginative than naming their president after a WWII Italian coastal submarine :rotfl:

[NealT]

The new Nigerian 307 scam...:rotfl:

[JU_88]

Trust me you aint seen nothing! Look what I have to put up with! WTF!!!! :damn:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/funny%20sh3/BDU1.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Torpedo Enlargement-INSTANT RESULTS!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Now THAT'S spam!

[Blacklight]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG !! THAT'S HILARIOUS !!!!

[fat jez]

Trust me you aint seen nothing! Look what I have to put up with! WTF!!!! :damn:



I notice you read the ones about winning a trip to Gibralter and about enlarging your torpedo :rotfl:

Cheers,
Stephen

[AdlerGrosmann]

lol! Never give your hotmail address to BdU..I'll keep that in mind :smug:

[Madox58]

:hmm:
What's the Hydrophone?
:rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

:hmm:
What's the Hydrophone?
:rotfl:
I'll explain it in terms even you can understand.

1) Take your telephone (house phone - it won't work with a cell)

2) Get a long extension cord

3) climb into the bathtub (or better, jump in the pool)

4) Then you'll have a hydrophone (for a second or two, at least)
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[NealT]

:hmm:
What's the Hydrophone?
:rotfl: I'll explain it in terms even you can understand.

1) Take your telephone (house phone - it won't work with a cell)

2) Get a long extension cord

3) climb into the bathtub (or better, jump in the pool)

4) Then you'll have a hydrophone (for a second or two, at least)
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

OK, I did all that and nothing happened...absolutely nothing.

Out of curiousity, was I supposed to put water in the bathtub first? (I do not have a pool)

Second, what do I do with the extension cord? I don't have it plugged into anything...

[Carotio]

ok, just wondering why... WHY DO I GET EVERY BLOODY MESSAGE AGAIN AFTER I LOAD A SAVEGAME!!! :stare:

my message box is FULL of messages from BDU.... ALL THE SAME MESSAGES!

Everything else in this thread is very funny, indeed :up:
But to be on-topic then open your message file
data/campaigns/campaign/message_*.txt
* = de or en

you'll then see 8 vertical lines, the first four is time for receiving messages, the fifth line is either 0 or 1. If you wanna make sure, you'll only receive each message once, as in before a save and not after reload, then make sure all are 0.
If you have a big message file, it's a lot of rework, but you asked for it...

[Sailor Steve]

OK, I did all that and nothing happened...absolutely nothing.

Out of curiousity, was I supposed to put water in the bathtub first? (I do not have a pool)

Second, what do I do with the extension cord? I don't have it plugged into anything...
Amateurs.:nope: I'm surrounded by amateurs.

[Jimbuna]

Second, what do I do with the extension cord? I don't have it plugged into anything...


Do you remember that little orifice that's located between two fleshy cheeks at the rear of your body :p

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Do you remember that little orifice that's located between two fleshy cheeks at the rear of your body :p


Silly Jimbuna. That would not make a proper hydrophne. Everyone knows that you first fill the tub with water, put the phone in, and then plug the extention cord into a dryer outlet. Make sure to have Bernard actually use your new hydrophone as only he's qualified to operate such a high tech sub mariner device.

[NealT]

Second, what do I do with the extension cord? I don't have it plugged into anything...

Do you remember that little orifice that's located between two fleshy cheeks at the rear of your body :p

:rotfl: :rotfl:

In my case, it has been reamed out so much it isn't little any more...

And yes, but it is kinda full right now...with my head.

[Wonders what this is all leading to.]:hmm:

[Madox58]

:hmm:
What's the Hydrophone?
:rotfl:
I'll explain it in terms even you can understand.

1) Take your telephone (house phone - it won't work with a cell)

2) Get a long extension cord

3) climb into the bathtub (or better, jump in the pool)

4) Then you'll have a hydrophone (for a second or two, at least)


:rotfl:
I was refering to JU-88's Hydrophone spam!!
Seems he looked at Bigger Torpedos and Trips to Gibralter.
So what's the Hydrophone one?
:rotfl:
Would that be Ear Goggles for Diving?
:huh:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

ok, just wondering why... WHY DO I GET EVERY BLOODY MESSAGE AGAIN AFTER I LOAD A SAVEGAME!!! :stare:

my message box is FULL of messages from BDU.... ALL THE SAME MESSAGES!
Everything else in this thread is very funny, indeed :up:
But to be on-topic then open your message file
data/campaigns/campaign/message_*.txt
* = de or en

you'll then see 8 vertical lines, the first four is time for receiving messages, the fifth line is either 0 or 1. If you wanna make sure, you'll only receive each message once, as in before a save and not after reload, then make sure all are 0.
If you have a big message file, it's a lot of rework, but you asked for it...
thanks, have done it for the german one and if it works il make it available to download. the english one is in progress now, french to follow