Depressed

[Brag]

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:88)

[sonar732]

That was just wrong. :o:o:nope::nope:

[Yahoshua]

that was funny.:lol:

[baggygreen]

So wrong, but i gotta admit i chuckled

[Ishmael]

It is great. Shouldn't it be in the sick jokes thread?

[Hunter76]

omg can't stop laughing! lol:lol::lol::yep:

[Rotary Crewman]

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:88)

:rotfl:

Thought you were going to say you asked Amazon how many people have purchased your book when I saw the title...:p:lol:

[kiwi_2005]

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:88)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:up:

[Gezoes]

Good one :up:

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl:

[Brag]

This morning I was amazed!:o

All the book sales I have followed make a debut of 2 to 4 millionth in the Amazon rankings.

KINGMAKER ranks this morning at 400,000 plus! I was floored. Searching for espionage best sellers, they are popping up ranking about 75,000th.

I think, subsimers are making the difference!

Thanks for the support, Kaleuns and skippers! :up:

[STEED]

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:88)

That's good coming from a millionaire. :p

Brag can you pay my gas bill?

[Brag]

Jeah, Steed. I'm a millionaire in grounds inside my coffee can. :88)

[Oberon]

Bwahahahaaa!!

Brag, I love your sense of humour! :lol:

[JSLTIGER]

That was just wrong. :o:o:nope::nope:

Agreed.

[kiwi_2005]

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:88)
That's good coming from a millionaire. :p

Brag can you pay my gas bill?

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he saw his gas bill....:rotfl:

:oops:

[Biggles]

Damn, and I who thought this would be an opportunity for me to tell you how I snapped out of my 5 year depression, but there will be no need of that, I'm sure.:lol:

[Rotary Crewman]

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:88)
That's good coming from a millionaire. :p

Brag can you pay my gas bill?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he saw his gas bill....:rotfl:

:oops:

That one might cause some people discomfort though! :hmm:

[elite_hunter_sh3]

suicide hotline please hold... :-?

drink up some becks mate :arrgh!:, and go sink some ships, should get ya back in the good mood :arrgh!: