I Need a Copy or link to every starwars joke ever written

[Mush Martin]

I Need a Copy or link to every starwars joke ever written
I am modding an old game and need some dialogue material.
I am redoing Freelancer Freeworlds mod

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[ReallyDedPoet]

Look at you going with your new " Tutorial " link, nice ;)


RDP

[Sailor Steve]

I tried to find a link online...I have in my stuff a cartoon by famed artist and comic creator Phil Foglio, which shows him in his studio when The Empire Strikes Back was released. A friend rushes in...

Friend: "I just saw Empire! You won't believe what..."

Phil: "NO! Not another word! I haven't seen it yet!"

Friend: "Aw, c'mon! Let me tell you one line. Just one line?"

Phil (thinks "Well, one line can't hurt"): "Oh, okay. One line."

Friend (in deep voice): "No, Luke; I am your father!"

Phil (pounding head on table): "AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!"




If I ever find the real thing I'll scan and post it.

[Blacklight]

Why wasn't Chewbacca in school today ?

He was playing WOOKIE !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA !!!:rotfl: