Dwarf crime wave hits Sweden...

[TarJak]

SWEDISH coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,530280,00.html

[mrbeast]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Is this for real?? :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Shouldn't be LONG in catching them. No doubt they'll all be aprehended SHORTly :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

SWEDISH
coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”



http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,530280,00.html


Just noticed this.....obviously no link to the original post:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/7206476.stm

[STEED]

Are dwarfs have been banned in Snow White panto's by a number of PC Councils. :doh:

[Skybird]

Criminalizing those vertically handicapped valuable citizens of the community again, eh? Such display of intolerance reveals a disturbing lack of social conscience. You should better try to learn about what problems to your self-esteem it means if during each walk through the park every dachshound you meet stares you in the face and then looks up to his master in disbelief.

[Dowly]

GO DWARFS! :rock:

[STEED]

Just noticed this.....obviously no link to the original post:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/7206476.stm

Saw it last night, just shocking what some people will do. :nope:

[FIREWALL]

You think you've heard it all then you come to SUBSIM AND READ.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[TarJak]

What I love is the boundless inginuity of the theives of this world. The really come up with some interesting ways of getting stuff for free...:rotfl::rotfl:

[Zayphod]

SWEDISH
coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”



http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,530280,00.html

Send in the elves! And the orks!!! They'll put a stop to this madness! :huh:

[mrbeast]

SWEDISH


coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”




http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,530280,00.html

Send in the elves! And the orks!!! They'll put a stop to this madness! :huh:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

What I love is the boundless inginuity of the theives of this world. The really come up with some interesting ways of getting stuff for free...:rotfl::rotfl:

Then the cheeky blighters expect a free get out of jail card.....and independence. ;)