View Full Version : SMoking Submarine scares Sydneysiders...
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/snort-what-they-thought-it-was/2008/01/25/1201157610471.html
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darius359au
01-24-08, 07:58 PM
I like the bit in the story about the "Ageing" sub :o , must be abit of a suprise for the RAN to hear that collins class sub's are ageing seeing most of them are less than 10years old.
bookworm_020
01-25-08, 12:41 AM
So much for stealth! Looks like they're are fueled with whale oil!
Well, at least it's afloat!
Where's Stewy! I sense some Collins-bashing on the way :up: :lol:
Konovalov
01-25-08, 05:52 AM
Well, at least it's afloat!
Where's Stewy! I sense some Collins-bashing on the way :up: :lol:
Yeah but we would get our revenge with Sub Command, SCXIIc, and the sub changer utility. :lurk:
sonar732
01-25-08, 06:37 AM
I remember those one liners we threw at our Aussie friends about the Collins. :rotfl::rotfl:
'Wonder how long it would take to check them out in the archives?
Jimbuna
01-25-08, 07:48 AM
I'd have thought their concerns/shock had nothing to do with the smoke, but more to do with the fact they'd never seen one moving before :lol:
OMG polluters! :o Get Algore on the phone! ;)
I hear he's on his way in his paddling boat, should take about six months to a year. :lol:
I'd have thought their concerns/shock had nothing to do with the smoke, but more to do with the fact they'd never seen one moving before :lol:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
FIREWALL
01-25-08, 04:17 PM
I got a neighbor with a old Buick that smokes more than that sub.
He calls it a CLASSIC
I call it a piece of S**T
Jimbuna
01-25-08, 05:09 PM
I got a neighbor with a old Buick that smokes more than that sub.
He calls it a CLASSIC
I call it a piece of S**T
LOL :lol:
baggygreen
01-25-08, 06:15 PM
I certainly woulda been stunned to see it moving.. jaw-dropper that!
I'm a tad confused by the story, if it was moving between Garden Is and Jervis Bay, why was it off the northern beaches?? southern i can understand, but not northern?
if the collins is aging now, what'll it be in 15 od years when they're due for retirement?!?
This is just a perfect sum up of how un-proffesional and incompetant reporting on defence is in Australia, never more than whren reporting on the subs.
"ageing" my @rse.
And Channel 9 breaking into regular programming to show live footage from its chopper of a "submarine on fire", somebody's head should roll.
And all your collins bashing jokes dont help, they are stupid, and ad fuel to these "journalists" cr@p stories. Go smoke some pole.
I'm a tad confused by the story, if it was moving between Garden Is and Jervis Bay, why was it off the northern beaches?? southern i can understand, but not northern?
if the collins is aging now, what'll it be in 15 od years when they're due for retirement?!?
They may have got it wrong about coming from JB. Or the subs may have just been doing racetracks and stooging off the coast waiting to enter the harbour late morning.
SUBMAN1
01-26-08, 11:29 PM
OMG polluters! :o Get Algore on the phone! ;):rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
And all your collins bashing jokes dont help, they are stupid, and ad fuel to these "journalists" cr@p stories. Go smoke some pole.
Easy mate, it's an old joke between friends, goes back to the good old days of SCXII and SCU. Trust me, I don't really think the Collins is a bad boat, I think she's a class act, I mean, she's taken on the US fleet before and done well. :up: Just ask Stewy about the ribbing we used to give him back in the run up to SCXII, all given and taken in good humour. :rock:
Jimbuna
01-27-08, 05:16 PM
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Konovalov
01-28-08, 08:58 AM
And all your collins bashing jokes dont help, they are stupid, and ad fuel to these "journalists" cr@p stories. Go smoke some pole.
Easy mate, it's an old joke between friends, goes back to the good old days of SCXII and SCU. Trust me, I don't really think the Collins is a bad boat, I think she's a class act, I mean, she's taken on the US fleet before and done well. :up: Just ask Stewy about the ribbing we used to give him back in the run up to SCXII, all given and taken in good humour. :rock:
Exactly. That's how this Aussie remembered it back in the Sub Command forum days. Ahhh the memories. :sunny:
bookworm_020
01-28-08, 06:19 PM
This is just a perfect sum up of how un-proffesional and incompetant reporting on defence is in Australia, never more than whren reporting on the subs.
"ageing" my @rse.
And Channel 9 breaking into regular programming to show live footage from its chopper of a "submarine on fire", somebody's head should roll.
It's the commerical media, what did you expect? The Truth????:hmm::hmm:
I certainly woulda been stunned to see it moving.. jaw-dropper that!
I'm a tad confused by the story, if it was moving between Garden Is and Jervis Bay, why was it off the northern beaches?? southern i can understand, but not northern?
if the collins is aging now, what'll it be in 15 od years when they're due for retirement?!?
Well, strictly speaking, a submarine starts ageing as soon as it leaves the shipyard, much like a new born baby will age until it eventually dies some 80 years later.
Well, strictly speaking, a submarine starts ageing as soon as it leaves the shipyard, much like a new born baby will age until it eventually dies some 80 years later.Good point Boris, but I'm not getting into no 80yr old submarine!:lol:
bookworm_020
01-28-08, 10:35 PM
Good point Boris, but I'm not getting into no 80yr old submarine!:lol:
Unless it's one at a museum!:yep: Then you would have to ry and stop me getting aboard!:up:
Rgr that! Mind you if it's still floating after 80 years then it must have been built right!
Jimbuna
01-29-08, 08:15 AM
The real situation/issue is technology overtaking it (the sub) and not it's actual physical age.
Just look at some of the boats that have been preserved from WWII and earlier :arrgh!:
Stealth Hunter
01-29-08, 08:10 PM
OMG polluters! :o Get Algore on the phone! ;)
AND READY HIS JET!
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