Speechless (Balz)

[Brag]

Kptlt. J.S. Balz writes:

Lorient 04 November 1940

Dear Mutti,

My pleasant summer in Brittany is finished. Time for taking my brand new U-124 into the fight against the malignant Mr. Churchill and his minions. I am sailing tomorrow and the people in the Vaterland can sleep in peace knowing that the Great Balz is out there driving the British Empire to its grave.

I like this new, larger boat. It has better acoustics than a type VII and I can have a larger choir.

For the main part, I had a good summer, except for the bloody speeches. That fool Churchill: What is it with him? Fighting on the beaches, pfuy! Doesn't he know that beaches are for relaxation? For watching sunsets and cooking wurst on a bonfire?

Then, we have Roosevelt. What's this Arsenal for Democracy? Why not Manchester United for Democracy? I ask, why, why.

To make things worse, that Frenchman De Gaul started making speeches too! Thus taking more of my time.

Thanks very much for the lead foil lined tea cozy. When I wear it, the voices stop. Including those of the Martians.

Your wonderful son,
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

[NealT]

I thought it was too good to be true...:damn:

Happy Hunting!

[Avatar]

I need one of those lead tea cozys myself.:doh:

[Fenris_Wolf]

I think Balz would look formidable wearing that tea cozy with the swastika and all if only he was a secret agent guarding a top secret research lab against invading female aliens and zombies.

I trust he would kick some serious ass and make the motherland proud!

:up: :arrgh!: :up:

Seriously, congratz on the new IXB boat (I assume).

My GWX2 download is (FINALLY!) almost finished and soon I'll be doing the hoochie woochie in my favorite sea, the mediterranean!

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[bookworm_020]

Send him for a patrol in the Channel! That will change the tune of his music!:lol:

[Brag]

I think Balz would look formidable wearing that tea cozy with the swastika and all if only he was a secret agent guarding a top secret research lab against invading female aliens and zombies.

I trust he would kick some serious ass and make the motherland proud!

:up: :arrgh!: :up:

Seriously, congratz on the new IXB boat (I assume).

My GWX2 download is (FINALLY!) almost finished and soon I'll be doing the hoochie woochie in my favorite sea, the mediterranean!


http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys2/nanasumbrerowithmoraca.gif


Good luck in the Med. Keep the maracas quiet when being hunted :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Tango589]

Has anyone considered making a film of Balz's expliots? A possible title could be "Das Hoochie Woochie".

[Brag]

Not too long ago, someone made a video with Balz in its credits