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Brag
01-17-08, 01:38 PM
Report from BDU advance party Brest. 19 June 1940

Events aboard U-52 (Balz) and why the commander decided to proceed to Brest.

At 0615 hrs. of 16 June 1940, U-52 was attacked by Swordfish aircraft. Two bombs exploded before the U-boot reached ten meters depth. The explosions sent U-52 plunging toward bottom. All compartments were damaged. At 80 meters, crew managed to arrest the dive. There was severe flooding in all compartments and the boot continued sinking.

The damage control party had to switch its efforts between critically flooding compartments. The worst flooding was in the forward torpedo and crew compartments.

The situation was desperate. At 0620, the U-boot Komandant ordered the first blowing of ballast, which slowed the sinking.

At 0630 the flooding was brought under control, but the submarine was unable to rise. Once the electric motors were repaired, Lt. Balz ordered full speed ahead, blew all compressed air. The submarine managed to surface and stay with decks awash. On the surface, all compartments were pumped out and the boat regained positive bouyancy.

Seeing that our forces were advancing, Lt. Balz decided to put into a French port.

On 19 June, in heavy rain and fog, U-52 Was 12 kms west of Pt. San Mathieu, when lookouts saw a ship. Lt. Balz was surprised at German efficiency in getting an escort out.

The ship, which turned out to be a British destroyer opened fire, hitting the conning tower.

Fortunatelly, the watch crew had already cleard the bridge. Lt. Balz's tea cozy was schredded to bits.

In 30 meters of water, Balz decided to stay at periscope depth. Without torpedoes, U-52 could not engages the enemy. The first destroyer was joined by a second one.

A depth charge attack ensued.
U-52 took some light damage. On the destroyer's second run, it collided with U-52's conning tower. There was an explosion aboard the destroyer.

U-52 went into silent running near the surface. After half an hour the destroyers left and U-52 proceeded into Brest, arriving an hour later. Surprisingly enough the U-52 crew did not suffer any casualties.

The incidents described above dramatize the need for having a strong damage control crew. Had Komandant Balz not have trained such a good team, U-52 would have been lost.

To celebrate the arrival of the first U-boat into Brest we're having a party.
Entertainment provided by Jimbuna's Tube V, the Stern Banans. Balz said the drinks are on him.
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Sailor Steve
01-17-08, 02:07 PM
I hope Brest is in German hands by this date.:rotfl:

I'm just glad Kalb and company are alright. That crazy Balz is an accident waiting to happen.

Jimbuna
01-17-08, 02:10 PM
Well.....looking at all my banana crew it would appear I'm already there :hmm:

Blacklight
01-17-08, 02:17 PM
*Rejoices !!!* I just KNEW Balz was OK !!!!!!:rock:

Sigurd
01-17-08, 02:20 PM
I'm starting to learn that the hoochie-woochie never will die. Oh well, tonight I drink and party, for my crew and I set sail tommorow.

Oberon
01-17-08, 02:49 PM
I hope Kaleu Balz has put in a request form to BdU for a new tea-cosy!

U-35 fires her deck gun in celebration for the re-

What do you mean bad weather?

Oh yeah...

U-35's deck gunner shouts "Bang!" in celebration for the safe return of U-52!

We'll join the party once we've finished our jaunt around the North Sea and the extreme edges of DER KANAL.

Dowly
01-17-08, 02:52 PM
*Dowly walks in pissed drunk*

-Guten Abend, Balz.

*walks over to Balz and pukes in his lap*

-I'm not in condition to sail... but I can always fly.

*Dowly leaves and the roar of Daimler Bentz is heard outside alongside many screams from soldiers trying to get as far as possible from the plane*

Ivan Putski
01-17-08, 02:54 PM
Sounds like a grand time is in store for all, let the booze flow, and don`t forget to spend time with Lily Marlene.:D

Oberon
01-17-08, 02:58 PM
-I'm not in condition to sail... but I can always fly.




Wait...wait...

:hmm:

Do you fly Swordfisches, Herr Dowly? :hmm:

Abd_von_Mumit
01-17-08, 03:30 PM
From: Oberleutnant zur See Herbert Mann, commander of true U-52, 2nd Flotilla Wilhelmshaven

To: BdU

CLASSIFIED, OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE

On our way to designated sea area. Got a radio report saying that U-52 just reached the French port of Brest, severly damaged. That must be a fake boat. I repeat - the so called U-52 is not the true one. U-52 hasn't encountered any enemy yet, no damage taken, no torpedoes launched, noone dead nor wounded. No need for supplies or repairs. Stay alert.

[-]

Brag
01-17-08, 03:45 PM
After saying hello to Dowley, Balz pours champagne over his trousers. "It's the same colour as piss," He remarks, laughing. "Great men like me piss champagne." :smug:
"By the way, they finally promoted me to Kapitanleutnant. That full stripe on my slves looks good, ja?

BulSoldier
01-17-08, 04:02 PM
Long live the BalZ ! Long live the BalZ ! Long live the BalZ !


It was time to return my dear Johan, we were getting worried about you !

Brag
01-17-08, 04:05 PM
Balz requests his favorite song. The Tube V Stern Bananas comply with a lively rendition.

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Balz is the Greatest Hoochie Woochie.

Jimbuna
01-17-08, 04:08 PM
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Einzelganger
01-17-08, 04:28 PM
Herr Balz,

Welcome back and glad to see you, U-46's crew will join your party in Brest.

But first, we salute your tea cozy which has given so much so you may party with us another day.

Brag
01-17-08, 05:06 PM
Good evening everyone :smug:
It is sooo good to see you all here admiring my great personna :smug: hanging out with me is bound to be beneficial to you. And of course, this admiration is justly justified by my great deeds of U-bootmanship. On this last patrol, despite of some severe contretemps, I managed to match the tonnage of the whole Kriegsmarine for the same period of time. Actually I did a little better than match it with 91,873 BRT. That makes me sort, of, uh, well, wonderful :smug:

Isn't this the best party you have ever been to? Feel free to admire me and enjoy the hoochie woochie music. I composed it myself. Einz Zwei--Hooooooochie Wooooochie :sunny: http://www.skyscrapercity.com/images/smilies/awesome.gif http://www.skyscrapercity.com/images/smilies/banana.gif http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/images/smilies/bannana_guitar.gif http://www.snitchseeker.com/images/smilies/REDancepianodance.gif http://www.glittergirl.co.uk/banana/31.gif http://www.glittergirl.co.uk/banana/06.gif http://www.glittergirl.co.uk/banana/72.gif http://www.glittergirl.co.uk/banana/115.gif

Brag
01-17-08, 11:31 PM
By the way, the guy to the right of the piano player is me with a loose fitting tea cozy. :smug:

Jimbuna
01-18-08, 06:35 AM
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NealT
01-18-08, 07:26 AM
I think they made a movie about this...it's called...

"The Morning After" or "The Day After" or something like that...

:up:

BulSoldier
01-18-08, 07:59 AM
are you talking about "the day after tomorrow":rotfl:

Laughing Swordfish
01-18-08, 12:16 PM
Well played Balz!!

Always get the blokes qualified on damage control!

LS