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SUBMAN1
01-16-08, 11:47 AM
Almost a Darwin award recipient! :D

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22681900/

-S

STEED
01-16-08, 12:26 PM
Gentlemen we have the technology we can rebuild him.

The Six Million Dollar Todger. :o

Tchocky
01-16-08, 12:28 PM
Gentlemen we have the technology we can rebuild him.

The Six Million Dollar Todger. :o

Who says the military-industrial complex is a bad thing! :D

Kapitan_Phillips
01-16-08, 12:38 PM
Lucky on two levels: Firstly, the robbery was foiled, and secondly, the guy cant reproduce!

Score one for guns! :rock:

ReallyDedPoet
01-16-08, 02:35 PM
Lucky on two levels: Firstly, the robbery was foiled, and secondly, the guy cant reproduce!



:roll::up::up:


RDP

Blacklight
01-16-08, 02:59 PM
A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.


What I want to know is... HOW THE HELL DID HE EVEN MAKE IT HOME !?!!:o

I would have been curled up in a ball wimpering in the store waiting for the police to come get me !!!!

Biggles
01-16-08, 04:03 PM
Balls of steel, I guess.

Steel_Tomb
01-16-08, 04:20 PM
Balls of steel, I guess.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Seth8530
01-16-08, 04:24 PM
A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.

What I want to know is... HOW THE HELL DID HE EVEN MAKE IT HOME !?!!:o

I would have been curled up in a ball wimpering in the store waiting for the police to come get me !!!!'

Dito:eek:

August
01-16-08, 04:43 PM
Lucky on two levels: Firstly, the robbery was foiled, and secondly, the guy cant reproduce!

Score one for guns! :rock:
Technically it's score TWO for guns! :D

bookworm_020
01-16-08, 04:48 PM
It sisn't say if he's already fathered any offspring, a scary thought I must admit:eek:. The fact that he's down one testicle, may mean he's still has a chance to extend his gene pool yet!:/\\!!:/\\!!:/\\!!:/\\!!

antikristuseke
01-16-08, 04:48 PM
sadly the guy still has one testicle left.

Bort
01-16-08, 05:06 PM
Technically it's score TWO for guns! :D A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.
Better make it score one-and-a-half for guns. :lol: