Luftwaffe 1943 Kuban Online AAR

[HunterICX]

Kuban 1943,
Jagdgeschwader: I/JG1

Piloten:

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Dowly.jpg

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Hunter.jpg

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Kratos-2.jpg

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Xabbarus.jpg


''The German Luftwaffe needs you on the Eastern front!!!''

if you want to join our online campaign, you are welcome:up:.
PM dowly, to get your Pilot Id card ,
(Nick, and a Mugshot picture of your Pilot.)
the ID card will be updated with kills and amount of sorties total after each sortie you flew with us.
your ID cards will be resetted when your Virtual pilot is killed in action.
but your total amount will be safed ofcourse, but between (**)
for example you died once in 5 sorties

Sorties: 2 (5)
Kills : 6 (10)

its more to see for yourself how long you will last without beeing killed in action.



there are how ever things that will make you fly a bit safer.
Awards!
see the list below:

-----------------------------------------

3 kills
Iron Cross 2nd Class

5 kills
Iron Cross 1st Class

7 kills
Knight's Cross

10 kills
Knight's Cross with Oak Leaves

15 kills
Knight's Cross with Oak Leaves, Swords, and Diamonds

20 kills
Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Swords, and Diamonds

-----------------------------------------

you will lose these awards too if your virtual pilot is killed in action.
symbolls of these awards will be pinned on your pilot ID card.

Hosting will be done by me, usual Time 22.00GMT+1
you do not have to be there ''everytime'' we host a sortie.
usual sorties per night are 2 -3 depending on lenght of a sortie.
be there when you have time free to fly with us.
remember we fly for having a good time.

HunterICX

[Dowly]

Abit more info on the AAR part itself.

As for now, Hunter will be the one writing them (tho, I doubt we will kill you if you want to write your personal AAR from the sortie), I will be taking screenshots after the sorties and transform them to look like old photos (other's are free to take screenshots too and if wants to, send them to me for the old look).

We had some talk of video too, but as the screenshots will show the key parts of the sortie, which I would've recorded, it feels unnecessary to make a video.

Like Hunter said, the Soldbuch's will be updated after every session (2-3 sorties) by me and edited to the first post by Hunter. The cards are still work-in-progress and few extra features will be added to it.

Next, I'll explain how the records work on the card (not yet in this version). After our next session, I start counting the total kills & sorties inside brackets and to the left of it are the sorties & kills you have achieved without dying. So, for example pilot X has 3 kills and 2 sorties, he dies on sortie #3 and I will mark for the kills & sorties:

Kills 0 (3)
Sorties 0 (3)

Clear enough? :rotfl::88)

Okie, that's it for now. Hope to see you join us. :up:

[AFRIKAKORPS]

Looks like fun, too bad I haven't flown in awhile(damn Theater Of War!). But if I were going to choose a pic for my card it would be this one, with the foxes head(its the Desert Fox in case you don't get it).
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e207/africakorps/The_Desert_Fox_by_Rommel13.jpg

[Dowly]

Soo... does this mean you are flying? :hmm:

[XabbaRus]

ok wait for me...does this mean I get to fly the Mig-3?

[Dowly]

ok wait for me...does this mean I get to fly the Mig-3?

Sorry, no, you can only pick German planes.

[HunterICX]

HunterICX: What? here? or over there
Dowly: Doesnt matter really, your as ugly as usual
Kratos: Ow boy....those two..
Photographer: Ok pilots, stand still

*FLASH*

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1088/groupshotil9.jpg

''30 minutes later''

*ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!, the Russians are comming!*

HunterICX/Kratos/Dowly running towards there aircrafts -

Dowly: Damn russkis again, when to they stop beeing suicidal?
Kratos: As soon you run out of ammo I guess
HunterICX: Great, havent gone to the toillet and Now I need to go
Dowly: I'm feeling sorry for the one that is maintaining your aircraft Hunter...

HunterICX/Kratos/Dowly at the runway -
Taking off:
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7497/hunterdowlykratosgj7.jpg

Radio Chatter -

HunterICX: buggers must be south somewhere, lets get that group. the other wing is after the ones comming from the north east.
Dowly: Roger,
Kratos: Okidoki

Dowly: Russian aircraft spotted 12 o'clock low, lets head in
HunterICX: Following
Kratos: Lets get them

in Combat -

Dowly: Blasted , they arent flying straight, Arf..come here!
Kratos: calm down , ferret
Dowly: Fec..(machine gun rattling)

Dowly 1st Kill:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/405/dowlys1stcr7.jpg

Dowly: there he goes!
Kratos: Nice one mate, very nice
Dowly: Where's Hunter?

HunterICX 1st kill:
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3086/hunters1stvy6.jpg

HunterICX: Right here.....bit.........(Machine gun rattling) Busy.

HunterICX: Got one too here!
Dowly&Kratos: Nice one...

Kratos: Whats this...I was chasing the bugger..and he slammed himself into the hillside.
HunterICX: Must be something about you
Kratos: Aww..shut up.
Dowly: Good, 1 more down..where is the last one?
Kratos: dont know ...cant see him from here
HunterICX: Me neither
Dowly: Watch out Hunter he is on your Six
HunterICX: Dang it....
HunterICX: He is biting...to me like a wolf..cant shake him!
Dowly: On my way
Kratos: comming!


Dowly: have him in my sight...(Machine gun rattling)
Kratos: good, he is moving away...lets get him now
Dowly: Roger, on it

Kratos: he is quiet moving around...
Dowly: Yeah, blasted why doesnt he fly straigh for just a second!
HunterICX: Something I wouldnt do neither If I had you on my 6
Kratos: Hehehehe
Dowly: OW PERKELE!!!!!!!!!!!
HunterICX: Ok, now I'm getting tired of this one too...

HunterICX 2nd Kill:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8945/hunters2ndwu5.jpg

Kratos: Good, that one is gone
Dowly: good riddance, lets go back to base
HunterICX: agreed on that.

Dowly and HunterICX are landing -


Dowly Lands:
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/9148/dowlylandsdh2.jpg

HunterICX lands:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6612/hunterlandscr8.jpg

Parked the aircraft:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3203/kameradfd3.jpg

Dowly: Wheres kratos?
HunterICX : Dont know..he was there behind us
Kratos: aww..headed to far to the north..comming in now

Kratos: Ow..oow...I lost something
Dowly: What?
HunterICX: Eh...
Kratos: you will see in a minute, need to put this bird on the ground now

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2708/kratoslandsrn3.jpg

HunterICX&Dowly : :huh:<following the aircraft of Kratos>............
Kratos: Made it....
Dowly: you crazy bugger, you lost yerself a gear!
Kratos: I know..I felt something breaking off...
HunterICX: Beer anyone?
Dowly: Yep!
Kratos: Could use one meself too!

End of patrol 1.

HunterICX

[HunterICX]

ok wait for me...does this mean I get to fly the Mig-3?
Sorry, no, you can only pick German planes.
if we finish this one (if there is a end in IL2 campaigns :o) then we will launch a Russian campaign.

HunterICX

[Dowly]

ok wait for me...does this mean I get to fly the Mig-3?
Sorry, no, you can only pick German planes.
if we finish this one (if there is a end in IL2 campaigns :o) then we will launch a Russian campaign.

HunterICX

Or pick a campaign where you can fly both sides. ;) No way I'm touching the MIG-3 again, at speeds of >400km/h it stopped turning almost completely! :-?

[XabbaRus]

I think one side first then the other.

Dowly I have had best success with the MiG-3 its a lovely plane. You just need to be nice to it.

[Kratos]

Love the screencaps good effects :up:

[HunterICX]

HunterICX: He is not happy
Dowly: Nope...
HunterICX: Kratos, had to smash his 109 on the ground
Dowly: Yep
HunterICX: Normally Goering would be mad at me smashing planes on landing
Dowly: Yep..I never saw his face turn so red with your landings.
HunterICX: Good old days

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Sortie2.jpg

Kratos: Stop looking at me, fatty
Goering: WHAZ YOUR ZAYING?! COME TO MEINE OFFIZE!


2nd sortie:


HunterICX & Kratos take off:
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5438/hunterkratostakeoffii1.jpg

Dowly taking Off:
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5565/dowlytakeoffeh2.jpg

Radio Chatter -

HunterICX: So...you're with me.
Kratos: Yeah, Dowly has to babysit HE111's
Dowly: SHUT UP!
HunterICX: hehe, by the way Kratos, what did Goering tell you in his ''Offize''
Kratos: Nothing much really, the only thing that came out of his mouth was that German language of him
HunterICX: Ah..the usual Spit-all-over-you speech
Kratos: yeah, the fatty smells too..dang

HE111: ACHTUNG WHOIZ THE IDIOTZ DOING TOP GUNZ ON ME!
Dowly: Me, now keep straight! or I smash into you!
HE111: I'm goingz to reportz thiz to goering!
Dowly: Goering , can kiss my hairy bare....
(Ground Control) Goering: WHAZ YOU SAYING!!!!
Dowly: Nothing....*cough*Fatty*Cough*

HunterICX: Watch out Kratos, P40's straight ahead!
Kratos: thanks for the ''Late'' Warning HUNTER!!!

Kratos into flames:
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4544/kratosinflamesau9.jpg

HunterICX: Ouch....that will leave a mark

HunterICX losing a tail wing:
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3631/hunterdamagedgp0.jpg

Dowly: kratos still there?
HunterICX: Nope, he is enjoying the view from his parachute
Dowly: Damn..these HE111 are slow
HE111: We are Carezfull!! unlike you clownz!
Dowly: Yeah, watch out before you hotheads prematurly explode a bomb in there.

HunterICX: Dont run on me! the P40's are flying away!
Dowly: You never where a high priority threat..
HunterICX: Meh.. my engine is overheating.

HunterICX 1st Kill:
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7207/hunter1sttw3.jpg

HunterICX: and take that you coward!

HunterICX 2nd Kill:

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/8689/hunter2ndnv5.jpg

HunterICX: Oh...Oh! the Russian is giving me the Finger!
Dowly: must be loving you.
HunterICX: you might be right...<Metal clicks in engine sound>
Dowly: Hunter....
HunterICX: Its fine...its smoking a bit..and a bit more noise..but the engine is just fine.

Dowly attack run -

Dowly: landing! the russkis are landing!
HunterICX: D'oh! its Dinner time! I,m hungry too
Dowly: I give them something to bite on then

Dowly 1st Kill:

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2153/dowly1stjp1.jpg

Dowly: shall I warn the russki he lost his complete tail?
HunterICX: Is he close to base?
Dowly: Yeah
HunterICX: Dont bother...he will find out soon

Dowly: <Machine gun firing> thats number 2...by the way Hunter whats for dinner?
HunterICX: the usual soap that makes me be almost sure its re-heated Puke.
Dowly: Uch.....

Dowly 3rd kill:

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1110/dowly3rdvw6.jpg

Dowly: thats it, back to base for me
HunterICX: Good, I'm on the ground myself now....engine acted up.
Dowly: See you in the headquarters...on my way

HunterICX on the ground:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6093/hunterlandedbh6.jpg

Dowly to ground control -

Dowly: Hunter! send pick up truck to the village near the lake
HunterICX: Why?
Dowly: found kratos!
HunterICX: you're sure?
Dowly: Yeah, I see females running in all dirrections away from the village.
HunterICX: yep that must be him, will send trucks Asap


End of Patrol 2

HunterICX

[NiclDoe]

OOOOOOO me me i want to join i want to i just got to find a pic

[Oberon]

I'm tempted to join but I suspect the Luftwaffe will run out of planes.... :oops:

[XabbaRus]

Where are the pics from last night? That was fun...

Is that 3 kills in one sortie to get an Iron Cross or 3 kills overall?
I'm still a little confused by the system.

My Kills 1 (3) That's three in total, with 1 in my last sortie since I crashed in the second one?

[Dowly]

Where are the pics from last night? That was fun...

Is that 3 kills in one sortie to get an Iron Cross or 3 kills overall?
I'm still a little confused by the system.

My Kills 1 (3) That's three in total, with 1 in my last sortie since I crashed in the second one?

Pics are coming, it's time consuming to follow all 4 planes only knowing when youself got a kill, so I have to go thru the track few times. If we have more ppl joining, I could really use help on this area.

The medal requirements are the amount of kills without dying.

Your kills are 1 (3), because you got 2 kills on sorties 1-2 and died, so the "kill streak" started again. The (3) is the total kills on the campaing, the number infront of it shows the kills with this "life".

[HunterICX]

I'm tempted to join but I suspect the Luftwaffe will run out of planes.... :oops:

then you havent seen our last sortie a 4 total planes we lost:lol:
Joint, as its for Fun:yep: if you read the AAR we are completly beeing the Air Clownz.

HunterICX

[Kratos]

Pics are coming, it's time consuming to follow all 4 planes only knowing when youself got a kill, so I have to go thru the track few times. If we have more ppl joining, I could really use help on this area.

What do you need matey?
forgot to record trks last night so i cant help on this occasion, but if you can make it clear before we start a sortie , i'm sure everyone will do there bit..
allocating workload will make life easier, just ask everyone to do a particular task, ie: if everyone takes screenies of someone elses flight,pack em up and send to you.That way the pics are not going to vary in quality and have different effects added.
http://www.free-animations.co.uk/transport/aircraft/images/aircraft_68.gif

[Dowly]

Pics are coming, it's time consuming to follow all 4 planes only knowing when youself got a kill, so I have to go thru the track few times. If we have more ppl joining, I could really use help on this area.
What do you need matey?
forgot to record trks last night so i cant help on this occasion, but if you can make it clear before we start a sortie , i'm sure everyone will do there bit..
allocating workload will make life easier, just ask everyone to do a particular task, ie: if everyone takes screenies of someone elses flight,pack em up and send to you.That way the pics are not going to vary in quality and have different effects added.
http://www.free-animations.co.uk/transport/aircraft/images/aircraft_68.gif

I could use 1 or 2 people (depending how many of us are playing) to take some screenshots. But we would need to think who takes screenshots of who, so there wouldnt be 3xscreenshots of the same kill etc. The ideal thing would be if everyone would take screenshots of their own sortie, that'd make it fast as you'd know when to expect the kill and crank down the time compression. But any help is welcome. I can do the effects etc.

[XabbaRus]

OK I'll record my next sorties and do my own screenies to send to you.

We are the Flying Circus...:)

[Dowly]

OK I'll record my next sorties and do my own screenies to send to you.

We are the Flying Circus...:)

Thanks, this just what I need. No tracks send to me, but screenshots. I've now ran the tracks of 1st & 2nd sortie twice both and still didnt get every kill. So, if you dont see your kill on the screenshots, sry, I have missed it then.

[XabbaRus]

Well I know I got 3 in total last night so I'[m not going to grump.

[Dowly]

Well I know I got 3 in total last night so I'[m not going to grump.

Cant remember how many I "photographed", hell, wouldnt be surprised if there was 4 killphotos for you. :rotfl:

[XabbaRus]

I'll take 4 :)

Oh what happens if you fly under a bridge and your attacker flys into it? Does that count as a kill?

I seem to remember that Chuck Yeager got two kills when a wingman rammed into his leader when yeager attacked and din't fire a shot.

[Dowly]

I'll take 4 :)

Oh what happens if you fly under a bridge and your attacker flys into it? Does that count as a kill?

I seem to remember that Chuck Yeager got two kills when a wingman rammed into his leader when yeager attacked and din't fire a shot.

No, kills are what the game counts as kills. "Enemy Aircraft Destroyed" = kill.

[Dowly]

ATTENTION!

For tonight's possible games, we are using my TS server, as me & Hunter are having problems connecting to the jimbuna's.

IP has been changed from the last time: 84.250.201.179 password is wolf

[NiclDoe]

im having the same thing as you guys

[HunterICX]

16/01/1943

Dowly: New to the eastern front Xabba?
Xabbarus: No, seen some action in the north east
Kratos: Nothing much up there is it?
Xabbarus: Not really, what about here?
Dowly: Almost a Daily double shift.
Xabbarus: Sounds better.
HunterICX: Wait till you meet the fat chief Goering
Xabbarus: great.....
Dowly: yeah, just ignore him and you'll be fine and keep your aircraft in 1 piece.
Kratos: Ow yep, keep it as you get it...or else you must take a umbrella to his office to cover yourself from his spit.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Groupshot.jpg

Officer: Gentlemen, your new orders
Dowly: it better be good!

HunterICX/Dowly/Xabbarus/Kratos at the runway -

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8777/takeofftr2.jpg

Xabbarus: So whats the order?
HunterICX: the usual , goering whants us to babysit JABO's from the I/KG1
Dowly: Yuch...again?
Kratos: Yeah yeah Dowly, Again.
Dowly: but I want to shoot down enemy fighters!
HunterICX: I rather be in bed right now...darn cold it is here.

Radio chatter -

Xabbarus: All clear here.
HunterICX: same is up here.
Kratos: I have a Top gunner ontop of me, knock it off dowly
Dowly: but I'm bored....
Kratos: and I want to keep my aircraft in the air!
Xabbarus: watch out we have flak.
Dowly: if this you call flak, then goering is quiete a male super model.
(Ground Control)Goering: I HEARD ZTHAT!
Kratos: Ow why is it me again, got hit by flak!
Kratos: Ow boy, its a good hit, my engine is acting up
Xabbarus: Return to base Kratos.
Kratos: I doubt the aircraft will make it as I have a fuel leak too
HunterICX: its always you that has the bad luck isnt it?
Kratos: Seems so.

Kratos landing -

Kratos: Lucky me, I see the airfield
<dying engine sound>
Kratos: Whoops, Out of fuel
HunterICX: Good luck!
Kratos: Goering is going to hate me for this

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/867/kratoscrashlandoq5.jpg


HunterICX/Xabbarus/Dowly engaging enemy fighters-

Dowly: Fighters 11 O'clock
Xabbarus: roger , attacking the enemy now
HunterICX: Roger, engaging the bandits
Dowly: Whooohoo finally some action!
Xabbarus: P40's seems the americans are helping the russians.
HunterICX: I dont like the 50cals on those things
Dowly: you dont like anything that shoots at you.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3462/dowlykillsvs9.jpg

HunterICX: Nice shot dowly
Xabbarus: they....turn...quiete...fast...
HunterICX: get him Xabbarus!

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8662/xabbakillshw0.jpg

Dowly: Nice one mate
Xabba: Watch out mate, incomming bandits.
Dowly: Yeh, see them
HunterICX: come on honey, be nice and stay in my gunsight, I just wanna kiss your tail
Dowly: Oh...oh...Hunter is in his mood again.
HunterICX: yeah, like that..now let me softly kiss your aircraft

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4535/hunterkillsnk7.jpg

HunterICX: got one!
Xabbarus: Watch out Hunter 5 O'clock high diving on you!
HunterICX: Where? <bullet whissling> <bullet impacts>
Dowly: Hunter?
HunterICX: Ouch, got holes in my right wing! windshield is full of Oil! I'm outta here!
HunterICX: Dang, they are really mad at me , they are going to finish me!
Dowly: go faster!
HunterICX: cant!
HunterICX: Owowowowowow....lost...wing..wowowow rolling around, getting sick!
<Crash!>
Dowly: Hunter!
Xabbarus: He's gone...
HunterICX: Not quiet! but call a doctor, I can't feel my balls anymore!!!
Dowly: will do.

Xabbarus: Aaarg...out of ammo returning to base
Dowly: good luck, I still have some left
Xabbarus: ok, will see you back to base.
Dowly: ok...<Machine gun rattling>

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/381/dowlykills2gt3.jpg

Dowly: Wow! the aircraft just blew to bits!

Dowly: and now for my 3th kill!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2971/dowlykills3io7.jpg

Dowly: and thats the last one, going back now
<Bullet impacts>
Dowly: PERKELE!
Xabbarus: Whats going on mate?
Dowly: got peppered by a sneaky git on my six!
Xabbarus: get the hell out of there, or your fate is the same of that of Hunters
Dowly: Hell no! I aint going to crush my balls today!

Xabbarus landing -

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6089/xabbalandsrk8.jpg

Kratos walks towards Xabbarus plane -

Kratos: where are the others clowns?
Xabbarus: One is crashed and is looking for his balls
Kratos: Must be Hunter
Xabbarus: yep, Dowly is racing back to base
Dowly: dang...my wing is messed, leaning to to right too much
Kratos: your aircraft was never balanced , ferret
Dowly: your aircraft hasnt seen a 2nd daylight kratos.
Kratos: yes it does, only its smoking a bit now...good if you want to warm up your hands
Dowly: Seeying it from here
Xabbarus: I better park my aircraft over there..out of the way
Dowly: Oww...<swearing in finnish>
Kratos: yadda yadda yadda Dowly...get your arse down here.

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/3713/dowlylandsci3.jpg

Goering: THATZ THE ZECOND MESSERSCHMIDT!!!
Kratos: I didnt knew he could count...
Xabbarus: keep it down kratos, hehehe
Dowly: pfew..made it!

4 hours later -

Dowly: Ah..there is HunterICX
HunterICX: Hi I see you are all ok!
Kratos: you too I see
HunterICX: My usual self I guess
Dowly: yep
Xabbarus: Whats in that bag?
HunterICX: My balls! now I go to the doctor to re-attach them.
Xabbarus: he..wasnt..joking..was he?
Dowly: About his balls? Nah, he doesnt joke about those.
Xabbarus: I think I need a drink and a cigarette
Dowly: yeah, me too
Goering: Whas about thiz mess?
Kratos passes broom to Goering -
Kratos: here you go.

End of patrol 3

HunterICX

[Dowly]

Hilarious as usual, mate! :rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Could this thread be a ticky becuase nobody is posting at the other sticky that Dowly found. Its just a suggestion.:hmm: Dont take it personally Hunter:lol:

[Kratos]

Very good Hunter: quite an imagination you got there:up:

oh and the caps are good too Dowly.

[XabbaRus]

Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings.

[Dowly]

Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings.

I doubt it. Hunter havent been too busy with the 2 AAR's that are still to be written. :roll:

[HunterICX]

Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings.

I doubt it. Hunter havent been too busy with the 2 AAR's that are still to be written. :roll:

Yeah, the flash project thingy isnt working out...it takes a lot of time. so I drop the idea.

will write the others probally tommorow. annd perhaps we fly tommorow evening too.

HunterICX

[XabbaRus]

OK, what was the flash project thing btw?

[HunterICX]

OK, what was the flash project thing btw?

some slide projector effect made with flash for a AAR but its taking tooooo much time

HunterICX

[Dowly]

*tick tock tick tock* :roll:

[HunterICX]

16/01/1943

2nd sortie of the day

Goering: Acthung, keep thiz new aircraftz in one pieze!
Dowly: can't make promises
Kratos: I keep my mouth shut....

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1048/takeofful1.jpg

HunterICX: Oooh..goodie...Stalin sends PE2 aircraft!
Dowly: Stalin must be in a nice mood then
Xabbarus: give any of them in my gunsight this instant and I shoot them
Kratos: Lets hope no one has me in the gunsight today.

Radio chatter -

HunterICX: Seeying anything?
Kratos: Nothing yet.
HunterICX: why do I have the feeling I'm always on front?
Xabbarus: We simply cant risk the you mistake us for the enemy again.
HunterICX: great.....
Dowly: Na NA na naaaaaa

HunterICX: Dang! those PE2's are high up there! see them
Dowly: I see also a lot of fighters below them!
Kratos: Ow boy, this looks nasty!
Xabbarus: looks more like fun to me
Dowly: attacking the fighters
Kratos: Attacking with fingers crossed
HunterICX: climbing higher to catch them PE2's
Xabbarus: trying to follow.

Dowly: get...in..my..sight.....dang it...
Dowly: Gah...<Machine gun rattling>
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2200/dowlykillzd0.jpg

Dowly: got one!
Kratos: Nice one, mate!
Kratos: now..where is...<bullet impacts>
Dowly: watch out , they are behind you!
Kratos: Felt it...dang...<engine failing> Oh...this doesnt sound good
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2083/kratosenginelostfi7.jpg

Dowly: you really are unlucky.
Kratos: Nah...I think its my task to piss off Goering.
Kratos: theres the ground.
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/1530/kratoscrashlandkz3.jpg

Kratos: Arfhhhh....Now...off to ask that nice lady over there to borrow her car.

HunterICX: have them PE2's in range
Dowly: Dang dang dang I,m hit! I,m Hit!
HunterICX: Blasted, there goes our second fighter
Xabbarus: Goering is going to kill us.
Dowly: bailing outta here!

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/76/dowlybailoutai1.jpg

Dowly: Aircraft, go away! No, dont drop ontop of me! Go AWAAAAAAAY!

Xabbarus: <bullet impacts> dammit! blast it!
HunterICX: you alright there Xabbarus?
Xabbarus: No, going down..toooo fast!
HunterICX: Bail out!
Xabbarus: cant...reach...the.....

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7417/xabbacrashkh0.jpg

HunterICX: Xabbarus?!!!!
Xabbarus: Stop yelling will you!
HunterICX: are you ok?
Xabbarus: I have the feeling I'm a lot shorter now.

HunterICX: finally, I got you PE2!
HunterICX: <machine gun rattling> say hello to my little friends
Russian rear gunner: Screw you, komrad! <Machin gun firing>
HunterICX: you little %$@!
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6958/hunterkillqf4.jpg

HunterICX: I'm screwed...losing power here.
HunterICX: <Unhealthy engine sound> Better get this bird on the ground

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6848/huntercrashlandsv7.jpg


Back at base -

Goering: <German foul language> FOUR AIRCRAFT!!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE FOR THE LUFTWAFFE!
Kratos: Calm down ya fecka
Goering: %$"@ YOU!!!!!
HunterICX: It wasnt our fault sir!
Goering: NO?! WAS IT STALINS FAULT?
Dowly: can we go now?
Xabbarus: yeah, I have to see a doctor
Dowly: Xabbarus, you are a lot shorter now.
Xabbarus: shut up dowly.....
Goering: NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THOSE AIRCRAFT!
Kratos: buy us new ones.
HunterICX: yeah, and while your at it...a new combat uniform too
Goering: GET OUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

end of Patrol 4

[Kratos]

:up: better late than never ;)

[HunterICX]

16/01/1943

patrol 3...damn what a long day...


On the toillet:
HunterICX: So dowly, you think goering will show up with new aircraft?
Dowly: I doubt it.
HunterICX: Never saw him going that red.
Dowly: he was coooooking alright
HunterICX: *sniff* Dowly! is that you!
Dowly: tee-hee!
HunterICX: Discusting! Damn!
*Kratos enters the toillet*
Kratos: Well guys...we got...our OW BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT SMELL!
HunterICX: Its dowly, lets get the hell out of here!!!!!

Take off-
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9121/takeoffwo9.jpg

HunterICX: Yaaaaaaaay, new aircraft!
Goering: AND YOU ALL KEEPZ THEM IN ONE PIEZE NOW!
Kratos: Will try my best.
Xabbarus: Damn doctor...everyhing just hurts
Dowly: Well he had to pull you back to your original size..thats not pretty
Xabbarus: Yeah, just a second longer and I would have killed that damn doctor.

Radio chatter -
HunterICX: what are we actually doing this late in the afternoon
Dowly: patrolling....nothing special.
Kratos: Finally I can keep my aircraft in 1 piece
Dowly: I certainly hope so
HunterICX: Hehehehe....cant imagine goering face if we did it again
Dowly: oooh...what do I see there!
Xabbarus: IL2's unescorted!
Kratos: thats better
Dowly: turkey shooting time!
HunterICX: I still would be carefull with those rear gunners..the PE2 from the mission earlier peppered my engine.
Dowly: dont worry! I,m going in!
HunterICX: ah well, lets go!

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3451/hunterkillej7.jpg

HunterICX: Holy crap, what are those IL2 made out of?
Xabbarus: Paper I guess
Dowly: *ah ah ah staying alive staying alive..*
Kratos: ow boy.....

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4122/dowlykillse3.jpg

USSR rear gunner: NEXT TIME DOWLY, NEXT TIME!!!!!!
Dowly: Huh? do I know you?
USSR Rear gunner: I am your father...
Dowly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kratos: WAKE UP FERRET!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!
Dowly: Whu..wa...?
Kratos: Whats up with you man! you where snoring throught the radio and your aircraft was floating away from us.
Dowly: I had a fecking nightmare!
HunterICX: you always fall asleep when having easy targets
Dowly: I'm afraid so.
Xabbarus: Hunter finish that last one and lets go home...I'm getting quiet the appetite.
Kratos: yeah, same here.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/546/hunterkill2tl9.jpg

HunterICX: thats number 2, now lets get out of here.

Landing-

Goering: OW good Job jungenz! you all made it!

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3441/dowlylandsvf8.jpg

Dowly: Whats for dinner?
Goering: Kartoffelsalat mit bradwurst
Xabbarus: what makes you in such good mood?
Goering: well, for the firzt time you all four maze it back to baze!
HunterICX: Ow boy, sound good to me

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4386/xabbalandswd4.jpg

HunterICX: on the ground at last

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/111/hunterlandsab9.jpg

Xabbarus: where's kratos?
Dowly: there he is...
HunterICX: hurry up, we are hungry
Dowly: that doesnt look right!
Xabbarus: Nope...he is going to fast
Kratos: ow..bugger!

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1865/kratoslandsdt8.jpg

HunterICX: Oh...oooh...
Dowly: indeed...
Xabbarus: thats not the worst part..look the door of the tower opens
Dowly: RUN KRATOS RUUUUN!!!!!!!
Goering: HERE !!!! COMEZ YETZ HERE!!!!!! VERDAMMTS DU SCHWEIN!!!!!!!
Kratos: Leave me aloooone!
HunterICX: Didnt knew goering could run that fast
Xabbarus: Surprised he even can walk.
Dowly: lets go..I,m really hungry

End of patrol 3

[Kratos]

HeHe!!! why is it always me @ the brunt off the landing jokes now :oops:
I know why, coz they gave me p40's at the academy,not 109's,
as always Hunter good imagination :up:

[Dowly]

Lol, you really need to keep your eye on the speed indicator instead of going in at 350km/h. :rotfl:

[XabbaRus]

That is the funniest one yet....

[XabbaRus]

RL sucks
I should have time tonight though.

[Dowly]

RL sucks
I should have time tonight though.

Okie, hoping to fly tonight too. Missing the action already, SP campaign just isnt the same. ;)

[HunterICX]

Well,

not planning to fly tonight thought, there is a movie on the Television I want to see.
perhaps we fly some tommorow.

HunterICX

[XabbaRus]

Yea ok let us know.

[Dowly]

I'll take 4 :)

Oh what happens if you fly under a bridge and your attacker flys into it? Does that count as a kill?

I seem to remember that Chuck Yeager got two kills when a wingman rammed into his leader when yeager attacked and din't fire a shot.
No, kills are what the game counts as kills. "Enemy Aircraft Destroyed" = kill.

Oh, just remembered. In a case where the pilot himself isnt responsible of downing the enemy aircraft, the kill is marked as "Staffel kill". No pilot gets credit for it, but it is still totaled to the Staffel's totals.