Bloke finds missus working in brothel

[SUBMAN1]

Hahahaha! Serves him right for showing up there anyway. You can't fault either one of them since both have done something equally wrong. :rotfl:

-S


Bloke finds missus working in brothel

'I was dumbfounded'

By Lester Haines (http://forms.theregister.co.uk/mail_author/?story_url=/2008/01/10/shock_discovery/) → More by this author (http://search.theregister.co.uk/?author=Lester%20Haines)
Published Thursday 10th January 2008 14:25 GMT


A Polish bloke got a bit of a shock when he decided to nip out to a brothel - his missus was among the establishment's employees.


According to tabloid Super Express, the woman had been earning extra cash on the side while hubby thought she was working in a store in a nearby town. He told the paper: "I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming."


The couple, married for 14 years, are now apparently divorcing. Whether he is dumping her for working as a strumpet or she is ditching him for soliciting the services of strumpets is not noted
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/10/shock_discovery/

[Jimbuna]

I wonder if he took advantage of the staff discount scheme :hmm:

[bradclark1]

Hahahaha! Serves him right for showing up there anyway. You can't fault either one of them since both have done something equally wrong. :rotfl:

-S


I remember when I was a teen stationed in Germany (joined when I was 17). We used to go to the Crazy Sexy (brothel) in Frankfurt and window shop sometimes. Never could afford it. It was a night on the town or 15 minutes with one of the girls. Night on the town always won. I think it was two or three in the morning we would watch all the guys come pick up their old ladies. Liked to try and pair them. The bigger girls always had the little guys. Really didn't think nothing of it. A jobs a job (except for my old lady of course). :)

[STEED]

He's a dirty sod and she's a dirty slut they were made for each other, hang they are married to each other. Well there you go, case closed.

[Jimbuna]

I take it you disagree then :hmm:

[STEED]

I take it you disagree then :hmm:

Well they are a couple of dirty plonkers. :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

I take it you disagree then :hmm:

Well they are a couple of dirty plonkers. :arrgh!:

Fair enough :up:

I'm just off to pick the missus up from work :rotfl:

;)

[bradclark1]

He's a dirty sod and she's a dirty slut they were made for each other, hang they are married to each other. Well there you go, case closed.
Very pc thoughts there STEED. :lol: Why do you think the worlds oldest employment is wrong?

[STEED]

He's a dirty sod and she's a dirty slut they were made for each other, hang they are married to each other. Well there you go, case closed.
Very pc thoughts there STEED. :lol: Why do you think the worlds oldest employment is wrong?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME. :o

NEVER.


They can both shag a........................................Better not say.

[Wave Skipper]

:rotfl::rotfl:

That should juice up their sex life - she knew what he wanted

[Sailor Steve]

Reminds me of a scene from the movie Wyatt Earp, when Wyatt goes into the bar run by older brother James, and sees James's wife leading a 'customer' upstairs:


Wyatt: "Doesn't it bother you that she's a whore?"

James: "Hell no! She's my best worker! Besides, they gotta pay for it, and *I* get it for free!"

[baggygreen]

Thanks steve - i'd totally forgotten that line!:rotfl:

[AVGWarhawk]

I wonder if he took advantage of the staff discount scheme :hmm:


I laughed my butt off with this one!!!!


Does he get frequent flyer miles? :hmm:

[mrbeast]

They should go into business together he could be the pimp and she could be his 'ho' that way the could keep all the profits.

[joea]

That made my evening thanks!! :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Maybe he could pay her and she gives him a discount? At least it would solve both there problems!

[Ducimus]

I'll bet they both asked the same question.

"What are you doing here?!?!"

[kiwi_2005]

Ahhh the brothel brings aback alot of great memories.....:o

j/k :p

[Sailor Steve]

I'll bet they both asked the same question.

"What are you doing here?!?!"
:o :oops: :shifty: :x :hulk: :/\\chop

:rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

I'll bet they both asked the same question.

"What are you doing here?!?!" :o :oops: :shifty: :x :hulk: :/\\chop

:rotfl:

The two posts sum up the situation!:up::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Reaves]

If your married you don't visit a lady of the night, you don't even cheat on your wife.


-currently single.

[Jimbuna]

If your married you don't visit a lady of the night, you don't even cheat on your wife.


-currently single.

So, how much do you spend on a weekend :hmm:

:lol:

[AVGWarhawk]

If your married you don't visit a lady of the night, you don't even cheat on your wife.


-currently single.
So, how much do you spend on a weekend :hmm:

:lol:

:rotfl:

Sorry, this just struck me as funny ;)