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Onkel Neal
01-06-08, 11:38 PM
I want to make a correction here, this guy may live in Texas but he isn't a Texan. Ok, so we got that straight, yeah? :shifty:

Weird dude.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called police on Saturday to tell them he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith said, the Associated Press reported.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23017165-1702,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23017165-1702,00.html)

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baggygreen
01-07-08, 12:13 AM
I just read that one myself...

i dunno if its becoming more common for people to start eating their victims, or if its getting reported more, but there seems to be more of it in the news!:huh:

Torplexed
01-07-08, 12:18 AM
Maybe a bizarre attempt to dispose of the evidence? I don't wanna get too far into this guy's head to figure it out.:88)

d@rk51d3
01-07-08, 12:20 AM
I don't wanna get too far into this guy's head to figure it out.:88)


Metaphorically speaking, I hope. :shifty:

:lol:

Stealth Hunter
01-07-08, 02:51 AM
Weird dude.

Really? :lol:

Anyway, people like this have no place on the Earth, no matter what excuse for mental illness they might have. He should be put to death.

Rhodes
01-07-08, 08:13 AM
:o :huh:

August
01-07-08, 08:58 AM
Maybe a bizarre attempt to dispose of the evidence? I don't wanna get too far into this guy's head to figure it out.:88)

He called the cops himself...

StdDev
01-07-08, 09:10 AM
I want to make a correction here, this guy may live in Texas but he isn't a Texan. Ok, so we got that straight, yeah? :shifty:


Maybe he was just tryin to blend in !?

SUPPORT MENTAL HEALTH OR I'LL KILL YOU!!

Zayphod
01-07-08, 02:50 PM
I want to make a correction here, this guy may live in Texas but he isn't a Texan. Ok, so we got that straight, yeah? :shifty:

Weird dude.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called police on Saturday to tell them he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith said, the Associated Press reported.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23017165-1702,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23017165-1702,00.html)

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He called the cops on himself saying he was eating his victim.

My take: Only a crazy person would do such a thing (kill, then eat the victim and advise the authorities he's doing all this).

Reason: Insanity plea is easier to believe. What sane person would cook their victim, then advise the cops that he's eating the evidence? Guy's crazy alright - crazy like a fox, your honor.

Dimitrius07
01-07-08, 03:00 PM
Psyhological problems or a bad childhood :dead:

Tchocky
01-07-08, 03:02 PM
This is what PC does to people. First they're saying "Happy Holidays", next minute you're chewing on a second helping of young Carla.

aaahhhh

Onkel Neal
01-07-08, 03:05 PM
This is what PC does to people. First they're saying "Happy Holidays", next minute you're chewing on a second helping of young Carla.

aaahhhh

:rotfl:

Oooh, I made myself sad :(

bookworm_020
01-07-08, 04:53 PM
Maybe by ringing in the crime he was hoping that they would bring him desert???:hmm:

JSF
01-07-08, 07:40 PM
Just maybe this guy just finished reading Jeffery Doumer's cookbook and was attempting use the recipe for "Moo GOO Guy in a Pan"...Well except he had to use Carla instead.

Sailor Steve
01-07-08, 07:45 PM
My take: Only a crazy person would do such a thing (kill, then eat the victim and advise the authorities he's doing all this).

Reason: Insanity plea is easier to believe. What sane person would cook their victim, then advise the cops that he's eating the evidence? Guy's crazy alright - crazy like a fox, your honor.
Not trying to change this into a death-penalty argument; I just have a friend who always says "Insanity plea? I think that's an even better reason to get this slime out of our lives. If he really is insane, he'll just do it again."

Stealth Hunter
01-08-08, 01:00 AM
Maybe by ringing in the crime he was hoping that they would bring him desert???:hmm:

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM :doh:


:rotfl:

Zayphod
01-08-08, 10:24 AM
My take: Only a crazy person would do such a thing (kill, then eat the victim and advise the authorities he's doing all this).

Reason: Insanity plea is easier to believe. What sane person would cook their victim, then advise the cops that he's eating the evidence? Guy's crazy alright - crazy like a fox, your honor.
Not trying to change this into a death-penalty argument; I just have a friend who always says "Insanity plea? I think that's an even better reason to get this slime out of our lives. If he really is insane, he'll just do it again."

Better idea: Killers like this guy who may want to use the insanity plea should be advised that if found innocent by reason of, qualify for an immediate and mandatory frontal lobotomy. If he's that dangerous, that'll protect society, and keep the anti-death penalty people from having anything to scream about.

Zayphod
01-08-08, 10:25 AM
Maybe by ringing in the crime he was hoping that they would bring him desert???:hmm:

Or some fava beans and a nice bottle of wine, maybe some candles for atmosphere.

Skybird
01-08-08, 10:40 AM
Better than eating him i guess....:doh:
(Baggygreen here: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=128498

:lol:
Never say "safe!" too early!

Sailor Steve
01-08-08, 01:13 PM
Better idea: Killers like this guy who may want to use the insanity plea should be advised that if found innocent by reason of, qualify for an immediate and mandatory frontal lobotomy. If he's that dangerous, that'll protect society, and keep the anti-death penalty people from having anything to scream about.
Not bad.:up:

bradclark1
01-08-08, 01:28 PM
"Hey Chris eat me!". So he did!

Zayphod
01-09-08, 08:45 AM
He called the cops on himself saying he was eating his victim.

My take: Only a crazy person would do such a thing (kill, then eat the victim and advise the authorities he's doing all this).

Reason: Insanity plea is easier to believe. What sane person would cook their victim, then advise the cops that he's eating the evidence? Guy's crazy alright - crazy like a fox, your honor.

And as I guess, here's the insantity plea: $DIETY made me do it!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/08/texas.slaying.ap/index.html

Cop: Suspect says God made him kill, cook girlfriend
Smith County Sheriff Lt. Larry Wiginton told the Tyler Morning Telegraph that McCuin told investigators that God made him kill Shearer.

Any defense lawyer will jump on this with "Yr Honor, how could my client be anything but insane, given these circumstances?"

I still say a frontal lobotmy would do him wonders.