For all the people complaining about wives/girlfriends

[Penelope_Grey]

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day ;)

Just a suggestion.:yep:

[Mush Martin]

and So will your spouse.:up:

[Samwolf]

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day ;)

Just a suggestion.:yep:

I'd complain about my wife but she's too busy playing Call of Duty 4.:o

[Penelope_Grey]

Wel if you ask me, some of you guys are lucky to have wives in the first places..... :rotfl:

[danlisa]

Wel if you ask me, some of you guys are lucky to have wives in the first places..... :rotfl:

:rotfl:You know us too well.:D

[Penelope_Grey]

Well Im just thinking of it from the other side of the fence if you get my drift.... Kpt. Lehmann I suggest a disclaimer of some kind

"GWX Team will not be held responsible for any divorces and or spousal abuse you may receive as a result of too much GWX 2 dependency. Please remember to pause the game when engaging in any intimate acts, no matter how short.":up:

:rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

and So will your spouse.:up:
I wouldn't count on that.

[Mush Martin]

But penny she likes the sound effects
"arrroooogah arrroooogah Dive Dive Dive"
"flood negative to the mark ten degrees down bubble"
"all ahead flank"

:lurk:

her favourite part is the kurt jurgens impression at the the end.

"Torpedo's Los"

:doh: (the look on my wifes face when she finds this post)
:nope: (the look on my wifes face when she finds this poster)

[von hally]

Well Im just thinking of it from the other side of the fence if you get my drift.... Kpt. Lehmann I suggest a disclaimer of some kind

"GWX Team will not be held responsible for any divorces and or spousal abuse you may receive as a result of too much GWX 2 dependency. Please remember to pause the game when engaging in any intimate acts, no matter how short.":up:

:rotfl:

i must admit...mine has raised her eyebrows a couple of times wondering why i spend so mutch time in a steel tube with a couple o dozen men!!!
i replied that i find it strange she can shop for 24 hours 7 days a week......and as for pausing the game......what are the chances of sighting a ship when your on "the job" HA!!!!:rotfl:

[danurve]

Kind of reminds me of that song, how does it go - something about the wife said she would leave if I went fishing one more time,
I'll sure miss her.

http://jeepsunlimited.com/storyimages/wife.gif :dead:

[Sigurd]

I'm not complaining at all about my girlfriend and GWX. She watches me play :smug:

And as for "intimate acts", the campaign loading screen works well for me, considering it takes a long time to load anyway.:up:

[Nerazzurri]

Well Im just thinking of it from the other side of the fence if you get my drift.... Kpt. Lehmann I suggest a disclaimer of some kind

"GWX Team will not be held responsible for any divorces and or spousal abuse you may receive as a result of too much GWX 2 dependency. Please remember to pause the game when engaging in any intimate acts, no matter how short.":up:

:rotfl:

And and update the manual too - refrain from intimate acts whilst running silent! Those destroyers are good enough, they don't need any more help finding you. Your vow of celibacy will pay in extra tonnage my friends :up:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Methinks we built a monster!:lol:

[Penelope_Grey]

its Alive!!!

[Wilcke]

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day ;)

Just a suggestion.:yep:

Nope....no way!:rotfl:

[Hakahura]

Kind of reminds me of that song, how does it go - something about the wife said she would leave if I went fishing one more time,
I'll sure miss her.

http://jeepsunlimited.com/storyimages/wife.gif :dead:

And the other one by Guns N Roses, "I used to love her but I had to k............."

[Turm]

I find it hilarious when my wife randomly repeats something she's heard in the game, usually "Alaaarm!!!" if something bad happens, or "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun" if I ask her something. Not often it happens, but very funny when I don't expect it!

Another great thing about her is that this year for my birthday she bought me a little wind-up submarine (that dives and surfaces!) for the bath from eBay. :rotfl:
Only problem is that the bath isn't long enough for full enjoyment to be had :nope:

[pioneer162]

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day ;)

Just a suggestion.:yep:

I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...

:arrgh!:

[Mush Martin]

Im sorry Pardon ! :|\\

did you just refer to your wife as gross tonnage?:hmm:

[Blacklight]

I find it hilarious when my wife randomly repeats something she's heard in the game, usually "Alaaarm!!!" if something bad happens, or "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun" if I ask her something. Not often it happens, but very funny when I don't expect it!


That's funny ! My wife does this all the time !!! She even started referring to me as Herr Kaleun a few months ago. :arrgh!:

I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...


:o ...:rotfl:
This needs to be a quote in the next Subsim Almanac !

[Hanomag]

My girlfriend says.... "Uboats are sexy!" :up:

Who's luckier than me?

[pioneer162]

Im sorry Pardon ! :|\\

did you just refer to your wife as gross tonnage?:hmm:

Well to be quite honest, she's not worth much tonnage, but I have strict orders from BdU to engage all pleasure crafts.

[Mush Martin]

Nice comeback I will give you an 8.5 on the technicals and
a 9.0 for style. good recovery :rotfl:

[pioneer162]

Nice comeback I will give you an 8.5 on the technicals and
a 9.0 for style. good recovery :rotfl:

Meh... I'll be patroling from the dog house on WiFi when she ge +++CARRIER LOST+++

[Dimitrius07]

I don`t have a girlfrend :D . Problem solved :cool:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day ;)

Just a suggestion.:yep:

you first need a girlfriend of wife for that, and the way i see it im better off without one :yep:

[PBV]

As in SH3, doin' it by hand gives the best solution...

[johan_d]

Its often a kiss, and ''hey Kaleun, im going to bed''

Then without looking away from the screen, "huh? ya, ok, cya"

After that its often suddenly," shiff gesighted"

Many hours later, i dive in the bed, very cold, and ready to dream.

:rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day ;)

Just a suggestion.:yep:

I'd complain about my wife but she's too busy playing Call of Duty 4.:o
:o :o How the heck ya get her to play COD? my sis plays Guitar hero 3

[Von Schmidt]

My GF knows when I break out the heineken and my Knights Cross. That I will be unavaible for at least five hours. However the following day she usually makes me take her to the salon, when I could be out at Sea with the crew of U-723.

[Canovaro]

Methinks we built a monster!:lol:

That is so true :lol:

[Canovaro]

I once made a pinup poster with her photo on it, quite big for in the radio room. Then took her name as a conning tower emblem. I showed her and she liked that!


Gave me enough 'renown' for a week's play without nagging :smug:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day ;)

Just a suggestion.:yep:

I just found this thread, so I'll hop in with my opinion :hmm:

Penny, Men depend on small 'releases' in life. Namely, beer, food, and GWX. There's an inherant understanding between women and men that "I'll let you do your stuff if you let me do mine". For example, Frau_Phillips may decide she wants to go clothes shopping. Pardon the pun, but that sets ALAARM bells off in a man's mind. Thats a day signed away, is that.

However, a man may use his male mind to assess the possible benefits for himself. i.e. "If I go, it'll shut her up so I can play GWX, and maybe I can convince her to purchase some sleek lingerie."

Now once again, this comes into the male talent of taking two great things, and making something better than those things, from those things. In this case:

Clothes Shopping + Women = Day gone ~ Evening + Men = GWX

_________________

Clothes Shopping + Women + Husband = Provocative ensembles + Evening GWX + Loading Time Sex.

_________________

The same can be related in other instances, such as housework, cooking and looking after the neighbours cat. The typical response is thus:

"Husband has cooked me a nice meal for tonight (Bangers and Mash :rock: ), maybe I should make him something to keep him alert when he's playing that stupid game."

Everything I wrote above is of course complete crap, and you just read it all. :88)

The bottom line is, yes, we guys play too much GWX. But we'll stop playing so much GWX when you meet our demands too:


Stop watching crappy soap operas
Stop peeking at the neighbours through the curtains and assuming we care that they have a new fence
No, we dont want to hear what Claire from the post office heard about Roger the Pedophile
Stop moving furniture around when we're out of the house.
"But I have a splitting headache" does not mean we're no longer interested. We can get sick too.
Dont get angry at us when we drink. We enjoy beer, just as you enjoy talk shows.
Refrain from vacuuming when we are listening for a convoy
No, we are not anti-social. Every spoken word is a potential blip on the enemies sensors. I'll take my submarine over Dennis from over the street with his stupid argyle vest anyday.
No, we are not being lazy. We are pro-actively ensuring the safety and security of the house and the contents and people therein. Even if we are sat on the couch with a beer.
Its really fantastic, that new kind of shampoo you bought yourself, however, seeing as we'll never use it, please dont feel the need to inform us of beauty products you purchase, just as we dont inform you of the brands of alcoholic beverage/computer part/video game we buy.
(I'm only kidding of course, but flame away! :rotfl: )

[Brag]

Wel if you ask me, some of you guys are lucky to have wives in the first places..... :rotfl:

Some of us are lucky not to have one :smug:

[bookworm_020]

I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...

:o ...:rotfl:
This needs to be a quote in the next Subsim Almanac !

Right next to his obituary!:dead:

[antikristuseke]

Well, since GWX is so immersive I have decided to spend my free time as if i were a submariner, meaning i get completely blitzed and go after..errr, fun loving women :()1:
Not that this isnt exactly what i have been doing for the past three years but meh.

[Skubber]

Refrain from vacuuming when we are listening for a convoy
They've got to add this to "The Seven Secrets of Happily Married GWX Couples". :rotfl::rotfl:

[onelifecrisis]

Today I checked my GUI thread, turned to my GF, and said:
"Friedl9te says I'm his hero!" :lol:

She gave me a look over the top of her magazine. Sensing an opportunity to wind her up, I asked:
"How come you've never said I'm your hero?"

To which she replied in a pointed tone of voice:
"Because you're not my hero. You're Friedl9te's hero."

Damn, I walked into that one. :damn:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Today I checked my GUI thread, turned to my GF, and said:
"Friedl9te says I'm his hero!" :lol:

She gave me a look over the top of her magazine. Sensing an opportunity to wind her up, I asked:
"How come you've never said I'm your hero?"

To which she replied in a pointed tone of voice:
"Because you're not my hero. You're Friedl9te's hero."

Damn, I walked into that one. :damn:


You should've thrown a hissy fit and reaped the rewards of makeup lurve :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Puster Bill]

Another great thing about her is that this year for my birthday she bought me a little wind-up submarine (that dives and surfaces!) for the bath from eBay. :rotfl:
Only problem is that the bath isn't long enough for full enjoyment to be had :nope:

My wife got one of those for our son last spring. We kept it outside in his little wading pool (he turns 4 next month).

I played with it more than he did.

My wife kind of knew that would happen when she bought it.:D

[The Munster]

I find it hilarious when my wife randomly repeats something she's heard in the game, usually "Alaaarm!!!" if something bad happens, or "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun" if I ask her something. Not often it happens, but very funny when I don't expect it!

Another great thing about her is that this year for my birthday she bought me a little wind-up submarine (that dives and surfaces!) for the bath from eBay. :rotfl:
Only problem is that the bath isn't long enough for full enjoyment to be had :nope:

Sounds like your Wife has a really good sense of humour :up: :rotfl:

@Kapitan Phillips, glad you put soap opera's at the top of your list; if I visit my Brother when they're on, his wife growls and snarls at me !

[baggygreen]

I say this thread proves my theory that pen's really a female spy, sent here by the women of this world to try and subtly turn us from within!

RESIST! RESIST! fight to the last, men!

My missus is overseas for 3 months, so i get as much gaming as i desire :smug:

[TarJak]

I say this thread proves my theory that pen's really a female spy, sent here by the women of this world to try and subtly turn us from within!

RESIST! RESIST! fight to the last, men!

My missus is overseas for 3 months, so i get as much gaming as i desire :smug:

Sending the ball and chain overseas is a pretty expensive solution. Worth thinking about though!:hmm:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I say this thread proves my theory that pen's really a female spy, sent here by the women of this world to try and subtly turn us from within!

RESIST! RESIST! fight to the last, men!

My missus is overseas for 3 months, so i get as much gaming as i desire :smug:

Sending the ball and chain overseas is a pretty expensive solution. Worth thinking about though!:hmm:



FedEx is good for that!

[Jimbuna]

I say this thread proves my theory that pen's really a female spy, sent here by the women of this world to try and subtly turn us from within!

RESIST! RESIST! fight to the last, men!

My missus is overseas for 3 months, so i get as much gaming as i desire :smug:

Sending the ball and chain overseas is a pretty expensive solution. Worth thinking about though!:hmm:

Very expensive in your case :o

But it's obviously worth it :lol:

[OuNiS]

When I return from patrol it's time for my wife and children.
:arrgh!:

[Abd_von_Mumit]

When I return from patrol it's time for my wife and children.
:arrgh!:
I bet you TC being home to 2048. :rotfl:

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[OuNiS]

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Wpadam tu raz na jakis czas.
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[fat jez]

Some of us are lucky not to have one :smug:

Yep, especially after the year I had last year with relationships. I've made it a New Year's resolution to stay single :up:

(and by implication, play more SH3 and Crysis).

Cheers,
Stephen

[Sniper_Fox]

you've vowed not to get laid... why the vow of celibacy? lol

Ive got the benefit of NOT living with my girlfriend... ahhhhhh the joys of bein a teenager :D

anyday lovin takes priority over everything and anything... cept my bros... bros before hoes.:rock:

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

None of you have the XO I have!

When she peeks in the 'command room' to see if I'm busy and she can ask a quick question, she whispers, 'Are we silent running'?

If she needs me, though, for something right now she leans around the door and yells, "Al-laaaaaarm!" (Does a damn fine imitation of that too!!)

[baggygreen]

I say this thread proves my theory that pen's really a female spy, sent here by the women of this world to try and subtly turn us from within!

RESIST! RESIST! fight to the last, men!

My missus is overseas for 3 months, so i get as much gaming as i desire :smug:
Sending the ball and chain overseas is a pretty expensive solution. Worth thinking about though!:hmm:No expense whatsoever for me. and when she returns, there'll still be enough for her share of a deposit on a place, even with the housing prices! shes good to me:yep:

[TomcatMVD]

I know this is about women... but, isn't work the ugliest "game-killer"? I only get to touch my PC two days a week (part of which I NEED to spend with my girl).
On weekdays, I come home so tired I cannot even think about sinking ships. And even if I did, I only have three hours to have dinner, play with the cat, talk to the wife and then hope I don't go to bed too late to get a good night's sleep!

LOOKING FORWARD TO VACATIONS:rock:

[Jimbuna]

None of you have the XO I have!

When she peeks in the 'command room' to see if I'm busy and she can ask a quick question, she whispers, 'Are we silent running'?

If she needs me, though, for something right now she leans around the door and yells, "Al-laaaaaarm!" (Does a damn fine imitation of that too!!)

ROFLMAO :rotfl:

[NealT]

A whole lot better than mine is...if she wants me...she just comes over and turns off the master power switch...

Good bye career.....:damn:

[baggygreen]

A whole lot better than mine is...if she wants me...she just comes over and turns off the master power switch...

Good bye career.....:damn:yeh, thats gotta hurt. I wonder if Pennys gonna be saying the same as us when she finds herself a more slovenly half?:hmm:

[Wolfehunter]

Ya I have 3 girls.... well one feline, one daughter of 5 years old and one wife.....:doh:

Each have there own way of getting my attention.

My cat will scratch my leg till it bleeds. :stare:

My daughter will become a broken record Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daaaaaaaadddddydydyyyyy.. aaahahaahaahahrg.:damn: Daddy I love you!:cry: Dangit she gets me all the time.

My wife.... well thats private. hehehehehe.:|\\

Well I can't win so if I'm lucky I can write to you guys. If I'm lucky...;)

[donut]

Agreed::yep:
I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...
I am happy for those mates whom have keepers that are stickers.:sunny:

[nikimcbee]

My wife is too busy watching TV to notice that I'm playing SHx

I suppose that's a good thing.

[bunkerratt]

the wife has her own copy of sh3

[danlisa]

Meh, you guys to have think bigger.

Do what I'm doing....ship her of to her sisters for 2 weeks at the beginning of Feb.:smug:

Woohoo, party.

[NealT]

I did it for a month once...unfortunately she left me with a 'to do list' longer than I could have finished in a year.

No parties for me...;)

[Jimbuna]

Meh, you guys to have think bigger.

Do what I'm doing....ship her of to her sisters for 2 weeks at the beginning of Feb.:smug:

Woohoo, party.

Hope it's as big as the one that's going to be on at her sisters :lol:


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[AdlerGrosmann]

Meh.. Girlfriends? I have had 6 in my whole life, sometimes they can be a pain in the ass.


Always remember this..women are dangerous!:hmm:

[Szlezwig Holsztajn]

Nah, they are not so bad;)
I'm not spending my time with SH3 much too, cause i got other life stuff to do, but if we talk about my wife distracting me from it, i would say it's not that bad;)
So i will vote for myself as a definitely lucky one to have a wife.

[Jimbuna]

Meh.. Girlfriends? I have had 6 in my whole life, sometimes they can be a pain in the ass.


Always remember this..women are dangerous!:hmm:

If they're causing you to experience 'pain in the ass'.....then you are definitely performing some fundamental act in very much the wrong way....which would mean they are 'dangerous' http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

[Moog]

Myself and the other half have reached an accord.

We both like going down on things that are long, hard, and full of seamen...

:huh:


:rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

I have had 6 in my whole life what ages were you/they ? http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif

[Sniper_Fox]

my girlfriend called me today and called me herr kaleun lol:rock:

[Marko_Ramius]

I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



My last GF asked me one day : " well, man .. it's your computer or it's me, you choose now ! "

I think you know the answer i did :arrgh!:

[fat jez]

My last GF asked me one day : " well, man .. it's your computer or it's me, you choose now ! "

I think you know the answer i did :arrgh!:

Ultimatums are always pretty risky, you need to be pretty sure of the outcome before asking and be prepared for an answer you didn't want, as your (now ex presumably) GF found out!

Cheers,
Stephen

[Blacklight]

If you really want to push the wife/girlfriend over the edge, do what I do. Give your computer girls names and put pictures of them on your desktop. (Make sure they're wholesome mind you). My Desktop, I call Rogue and it has a picture of a comic cover of Roge from the X-Men on it, and my laptop is nammed Laura and it's wallpaper is a picture of a character created by me for City of Heroes.
Then make sure to change your windows sound files to make it seem like the girls are talking to you when you do stuff.
When I shut Rogue down, she says "The girls are right ! You are a charmer !":rotfl:

I have half a mind to get ahold of my wife's laptop and put the Rogue wallpaper on it and have it say on boot up "Keep your mits offa' mah man !!!" :rotfl:

I did this all in response to my wife beginning to get jealous of my computers. hehe. Now she's used to them.. even though she calls them my "Square headed mistresses".