View Full Version : Things you never hear in Star Trek, but should...
'Set phasers to 'maim''
'I'm going to have to go outside, I can't get a signal on this damn thing'
'Have you tried turning it off, and then back on again?'
'No captain, I'm afraid it really is completely broken this time'
'What do you mean, it hasn't got a breathable atmosphere?'
'What do you mean, the shuttle has gone unserviceable?'
'Twenty years in Starfleet and I'm outranked by a goddam robot?'
'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains'
'I'm picking up the armed forces network on sub space radio captain, can I pipe it through the ship?'
'You mean we're completely out of toilet paper?'
'You can feck off, there's no way I'm beaming down with a red shirt on!'
'Pardon me - Damn that transporter plays havoc with my digestion'
'Well we had to run out of ammo sometime, what do you expect on a five year mission for feck's sake?'
:D Chock
SUBMAN1
12-17-07, 06:47 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Tchocky
12-17-07, 09:07 PM
'You can feck off, there's no way I'm beaming down with a red shirt on!'
Ah, brilliant. :D
bookworm_020
12-17-07, 09:20 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Love it!
AVGWarhawk
12-17-07, 09:28 PM
'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains'
Priceless!
JSLTIGER
12-17-07, 11:07 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Ducimus
12-17-07, 11:24 PM
'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains'
Priceless!
Agreed!
AntEater
12-18-07, 08:39 AM
Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets...
Kinda makes you wonder...
:rotfl:
Though I am nowhere near the nerd factor necessary to actually buy the deck plans of whatever Enterprise.
Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets...
Kinda makes you wonder...
:rotfl:
Though I am nowhere near the nerd factor necessary to actually buy the deck plans of whatever Enterprise.
I was ... :nope: :rotfl:
You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:
You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:
Why would you?! :doh:
I don't even see people doing this in real life, thats why bathroms have doors!
Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets...
Kinda makes you wonder...
:rotfl:
Though I am nowhere near the nerd factor necessary to actually buy the deck plans of whatever Enterprise.
I was ... :nope: :rotfl:
So can you confirm or deny a lack of lavatories?
TLAM Strike
12-18-07, 12:19 PM
You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:
Why would you?! :doh:
I don't even see people doing this in real life, thats why bathroms have doors!
Well Firefly showed it. Well kinda, Captian Mal was zipping up and flushing. ;)
Don't get me started on Space: Above and Beyond or Farscape! :yep:
AntEater[/B]]
Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets...
Kinda makes you wonder...
If its the Enterprise-D your talking about the public head in on deck 10 (or close to it) near the center of the saucer section (aft of the computer core). It can be seen on the giant MFD in Main Enginering. Also each/most crew quarters has a head and shower although we never see the toilet on screen.
... no I don't have the deck plans but I do have several of the tech manuals. :know:
Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets...
Kinda makes you wonder...
:rotfl:
Though I am nowhere near the nerd factor necessary to actually buy the deck plans of whatever Enterprise.
I was ... :nope: :rotfl:
So can you confirm or deny a lack of lavatories?
Confirm ... with recycling to boot. :o
You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:
Why would you?! :doh:
I don't even see people doing this in real life, thats why bathroms have doors!
Not when you take a whiz in a public toilet. :p
And why dose no one fart? Come on we all do it. :lol:
These plans seem to confirm the existance of commodes, sinks and a bath, btwn state rooms.
http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/blueprints/uss-enterprise-fasa-15mm-deck-plans-sheet-7.jpg
Thanks spooka 2, didn't know that site. :up:
Stealth Hunter
12-18-07, 08:02 PM
"DAMMIT! The system's frozen up again! Mr. Spock, get Mr. Gates up here NOW."
"But captain, he's trying t-"
"NOOOWWWW!!!!"
"Yes Sir... goddamn Windows 9800 Galactic Edition..."
These plans seem to confirm the existance of commodes, sinks and a bath, btwn state rooms.
http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/blueprints/uss-enterprise-fasa-15mm-deck-plans-sheet-7.jpg
Thanks spooka 2, didn't know that site. :up:
I'm trying to fit in and contibute when I can.
I'm happy that it was something new for you Rhodes. This place is full of smart folks and it is hard to give something new.
That doesn't stop me from crapping on... :oops:
-You also don't see them doing laundry.
-You also don't see them doing laundry.
No, they just desintegrate the used uniform on the replicators and then replicate some new one. And when they go to get a meal, one never know what piece of cloth may be getting for dinner...:rotfl:
Mush Martin
12-19-07, 07:40 AM
You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:
Why would you?! :doh:
I don't even see people doing this in real life, thats why bathroms have doors!
Man if I were wearing a redshirt on an away team I for one would
probably need to pee.
not heard..............................
For Starfleet lavatory supply please select number one
for Starfleet security please dial "98567126647jdjdss55554swwgns6
poaiye429-yuwlsjtflsjhtg98e76r9tu-'Pojja;lkjgflighalihg'lhefl'ghjadflhg"
im sorry sir you forgot to enter the quotes you will need to redial
and connect with the main menu again please be advised that
a service charge has been added to your bill.................
Sea Demon
12-19-07, 11:54 AM
You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:
Why would you?! :doh:
I don't even see people doing this in real life, thats why bathroms have doors!
Yeah I can see Picard running the Enterprise into a Nebula to postpone a battle with the Borg so he can take a crap. Wouldn't make very entertaining TV at all. :down: :lol:
DeepIron
12-19-07, 12:04 PM
I've posted this before but this thread seems fitting:
http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/data_windows.gif
You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:
Why would you?! :doh:
I don't even see people doing this in real life, thats why bathroms have doors!
Yeah I can see Picard running the Enterprise into a Nebula to postpone a battle with the Borg so he can take a crap. Wouldn't make very entertaining TV at all. :down: :lol:
True, but it would be bloody funny. ;) :rotfl:
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