Random Thought

[JALU3]

Would Chuck Norris be a good Submarine or Starship Captain?

Oh . . . and here is an interesting take on Sci-Fi Battles . . . emulating the nature of Submarines. (http://forum.trek-rpg.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=947&d=1197224329)

[Chock]

You can't limit Chuck Norris into just one role, he can do everything. He could command a Submarine and a Starship single-handedly and simultaneously if he wanted to, no crew would be necessary on either craft, just Chuck and a box for him to stand on to make him look taller.

:D Chock

[Letum]

no crew would be necessary on either craft

No craft would be necessary with him as crew.

[Skybird]

Would Chuck Norris be a good Submarine or Starship Captain?

A guy taking a parachute for both jobs? Hardly.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

It'd be a sad day for spaceships. They're in space because they're scared of Chuck.

[joea]

Would Chuck Norris be a good Submarine or Starship Captain?

Oh . . . and here is an interesting take on Sci-Fi Battles . . . emulating the nature of Submarines. (http://forum.trek-rpg.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=947&d=1197224329)

Damn good story (as I U/L GWX files) too bad it ends without finishing.

[JALU3]

In the future you wont need torpedoes in space or in the sea . . . instead they would carry a clone of chuck norris . . . cause he would be able to destroy whatever target they asked him to.

[TteFAboB]

Actually, Chuck Norris can't be cloned as there isn't enough space in the universe for two of him. Unless Chuck Norris himself decides to make the universe a little larger by stretching his arms.

[CCIP]

In the future you wont need torpedoes in space or in the sea . . . instead they would carry a clone of chuck norris . . . cause he would be able to destroy whatever target they asked him to.
There is no targets for Chuck Norris, only things he allows to exist. All they need to ask Chuck is to cancel his permission.

That said, noone asks Chuck anything. Perhaps "pityfully beg and plead" might be more accurate! :p

[STEED]

Vote for Chuck Norris for the position of world president.

[Kraut]

Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris

[MothBalls]

Chuck Norris reading his top ten list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6W9U7XeyD4



10. When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down....

etc......

[geetrue]

Chuck Norris would make a better Chief of the Boat (COB) than he would a captain of a submarine ...

COB's kick ass while the captain watches unless your Mush Morton that is ... :yep:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Chuck Norris would make a better Chief of the Boat (COB) than he would a captain of a submarine ...

COB's kick ass while the captain watches unless your Mush Morton that is ... :yep:


When Chuck Norris is captain of a ship, the ship doesnt travel around the world, the world avoids the ship.