TO: Complaint Dept.... WTF

[Hanomag]

OMG Have a heart....

I am on my 2nd Patrol GWX 2.0, so far it seems the merchant vessels have been left in the dryer to long. I feel like Im looking at a christmas miniature everytime I spy on a convoy. Where are the big ships? Why add a Granville "Pain"? When you could have added Exxon Valdez Class?

I have been wandering the NE of Grid BE for about 2 weeks and seen only teeny tiny coastal vessels and granville "pain"s. At this very moment I am closing in on a medium merchant... YES A MEDIUM!!! Hooorah !!! Something over 2k tons! :up:

Unfortunately my watch officer failed to cry out when this vessel was spotted due to the fact that he collapsed from a heart attack. It was just too much for him to see such a large vessel filling his binoculars.

Also I tracked this contact which I am compelled to include a screenshot of...

Oh yes theyre back..! And more reoccurring than ever...! seen twice in 2 weeks, in the same small area of the Atlantic.. Thats right.. back by popular damand....

THOSE DAMN IRISHMEN... In THERE NEW GIGANTIC CLASS TANKERS!!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c93/MakoStreak/ThoseDamnIrishmen.jpg

Well next time I see them... Im just gonna sink em an adjust my renown accordingly... SO PHOOEY ON YOU!! :x

BTW loving GWX 2 ...besides the fact that Im ripping my hair out chasing the new wee contacts around the Atlantic. :damn:

[Penelope_Grey]

This is done so as to reduce tonnage scores to more reasonable levels.

Mind you, its still possible to sink over 100k if you really really push it and get lucky. :smug:;)

[danlisa]

SWEET :D

Working as should be.

Sink em all.

[Penelope_Grey]

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!

[mr chris]

My First atlantic patrol in Sept 39.

01 Sep 1939 1924 Patrol 1
U-51, U-Flotilla Wegener
Left at: September 1, 1939, 19:24
From: Kiel
Mission Orders: Patrol grid BE9606 Sep 1939 0651 AN 14 Ship sunk! M/V Agate (Large Trawler), 547 tons

07 Sep 1939
0059 AN 13 Ship sunk! M/V Kingston Cornelian (Small Trawler), 98 tons
0722 AN 11 Ship sunk! M/V Jon Olafsson (Pelagic Trawler), 927 tons

12 Sep 1939
1825 BE 36 Ship sunk! S.S. Jacksonville (Small Merchant), 1818 tons

14 Sep 1939
2121 BE 99 Ship sunk! S.S. Edge Hill (Passenger/Cargo), 2583 tons

24 Sep 1939
0233 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Cahawba (Passenger/Cargo), 2578 tons
0822 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Fort Hoskins (Small Merchant), 1821 tons
1020 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Havsten (Small Merchant), 1822 tons
1855 AM 52 Ship sunk! M/V Canvasback (Medium Cargo), 3767 tons

26 Sep 1939
0339 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Fjordaas (Coastal Freighter), 1873 tons

27 Sep 1939
0403 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Missionary Ridge (Coastal Freighter), 1868 tons

29 Sep 1939
1939 AN 14 Ship sunk! S.S. Bayard (Large Merchant), 11614 tons

04 Oct 1939
0646
Patrol results
Crew losses: 0
Ships sunk: 12
Aircraft destroyed: 0
Patrol tonage: 31316 tons

All i can say it was great fun.:yep:
One must remember that every ship the real U-Boat Kpt's saw was not a monster tanker or freighter.

[Dowly]

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!

Sure we have! Here's the front door buzzer:
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/complaint_department.jpg

[danlisa]

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!

LOL, Pen, I believe we have any entire 29 page thread devoted to it.:D:rotfl:

@ Chris

Nice patrol report.:up:

[Penelope_Grey]

Now it makes sense.... Dowly is the head of the complaints department.:up:

[Penelope_Grey]

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!
LOL, Pen, I believe we have any entire 29 page thread devoted to it.:D:rotfl:


Well I know that ya plum! lol:lol:

What I meant was an external one lol Which we do, Dowly runs it... just not very well.

LOL Dowly is head of external complaints. I am head of internal complaints.

[Hanomag]

What no handgrenade with the take a number attached to the pin??


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Penelope_Grey]

No... we don't want to kill people.... we let the planes and destroyers do that for us!:up:

[Brag]

Peneloooopeeeeeeee! I can't find the red complaints button :roll:

[Blacklight]

Peneloooopeeeeeeee! I can't find the red complaints button :roll:

Don't worry. I got it right here *SNAP !!!!* ow ow ow ow ow ow OW !!!

[Penelope_Grey]

Uh guys, that was the ferret trap you just sprung!:damn:

[U49]

I did know there where unexpected things down in my bilge, but ferrets ??
:hmm:

[Blacklight]

OW OW OW OW !! SOMEONE GET THIS COMPLAINT BUTTON OFF MY FINGERS !!! OH NO !!! FERRETS !!! AAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!! *get's jumped on and shredded by hundreds of little teeth*

[Brag]

Hehe, now we can also blame disasters on the ferrets :88)

[Kpt. Lehmann]

No... we don't want to kill people.... we let the planes and destroyers do that for us!:up:

Penny Penny Penny,

You've GOT to be more observant. This sign has been on the road to the complaint department for some time now. How could you miss it???:nope:

(to anyone who can't figure out this post... it is JOKE!!! MmmmKay?)

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/KptLehmann/ShowLetter2.jpg

[U49]

Hehe, now we can also blame disasters on the ferrets :88)

"Dont' blame the ferret man.." Or what was that songs title from Chris de Burgh ...
??I can't really remember :hmm:

[Penelope_Grey]

That sign is for the external complaints department... I handle internal complaints and general gripes! :D

[Kpt. Lehmann]

That sign is for the external complaints department... I handle internal complaints and general gripes! :D

LOL, just watch, someone will complain about that sign.:doh: :rotfl:

[Penelope_Grey]

I say we put Dowly on the flak gun of the U-mobile again! :D

Let me drive!!! :arrgh!::arrgh!::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

That sign is for the external complaints department... I handle internal complaints and general gripes! :D

LOL, just watch, someone will complain about that sign.:doh: :rotfl:

JEEZ!! remind me to get a pair of glasses and some kevlar body armour http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif

Better still....mount it on the exit door of the House of Judas http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/images/smilies/a115[1].gif

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg



http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Brag]

Where do we complain about the complaints department?

http://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gifhttp://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gif

A mob assembles outside the complaints department gate.

http://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gifhttp://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gif

They want to know.

http://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gifhttp://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gif
They demand an answer.

http://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gifhttp://www.rumration.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/wav.gif

Where is the hoochie woochie?

[Sailor Steve]

LOL Dowly is head of external complaints. I am head of internal complaints.
That sign is for the external complaints department... I handle internal complaints and general gripes! :D
Well, now we know your real name, Helen.

"The head of our complaint department is miss Helen Waite.

If you have any complaints, please go to Helen Waite."

[Kpt. Lehmann]

LOL Dowly is head of external complaints. I am head of internal complaints.
That sign is for the external complaints department... I handle internal complaints and general gripes! :D
Well, now we know your real name, Helen.

"The head of our complaint department is miss Helen Waite.

If you have any complaints, please go to Helen Waite."

Very cool guys.:rock: :rock: :rock:

GREYWOLVES!!! MAN THE U-MOBILE!!!

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Uh guys, that was the ferret trap you just sprung!:damn:


Heeey! I think I found the real complaints button!

http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/07/18/usb_nuke_button_1.jpg


*click*


http://img3002.imagevenue.com/images/loc56/67476_French_Flag.jpg


Bugger. I'll find it someday!!

[Jimbuna]

:roll:..........:rotfl: I thought this thread was about complaints ......Oh! bugger it...never mind :lol:

http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/allies2.htm

[Dowly]

I say we put Dowly on the flak gun of the U-mobile again! :D

Let me drive!!! :arrgh!::arrgh!::arrgh!:
Yayy!! I promise I wont shoot them birds again! :yep:

@Jim & Kpt. Phillips:
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/5.gif

[Blacklight]

*runs past covered in franticly attacking ferrets !* OW OW OW OW OW OW OW !!! I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN... OW OW OW !!!! ABOUT THESE DAMN FERRETS !!! OW OW OW OW OW OW !!!!!