HELP!! I'm related to Bernard!!

[LobsterBoy]

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

[-SWCowboy.]

I hope she didn't slam you in the dog house bro, what are the odds? :o

[Blacklight]

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

Wecome to the family......brother !:88)

[LobsterBoy]

No, she gets it (now), but there was a scary moment there.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

Funny stuff there mate.

[Dowly]

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

Welcome to the family!

Regards, her grandfather. :yep::p

[NiclDoe]

Ps before you go out check the crew for anyone that does not belong.

[Bernard Dummkopf]

A heartly welcome to LobsterBoy! All our family members embrace you! Actually you have to change your name to BernardBoy, we're not the Lobsters ya know...:smug:

[U49]

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

:hmm:
Aeehm, I don't really want to ask a much too personal question, but....
what's his age again?

Maybe........ (see link)
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=719953&postcount=26

:rotfl:

[sasquatch]

He's not a WWII vet is he? lol.

[Sailor Steve]

My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

[-SWCowboy.]

My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

I was thinking the same thing while I was posting my first response but didn't think to ask :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

I was thinking the same thing while I was posting my first response but didn't think to ask :lol:
You were thinking but didn't think at the same time?

Sounds like me.:rotfl:

[-SWCowboy.]

It's what working 12 hours a day 4 days a week for the Navy will do to ya :lol: :up:

[papa_smurf]

From now on, all your careers will be severley disrupted.

[Blacklight]

Now is the perfect time to bond with your father in law. Have him sit behind you while you play SHIII and give you pointers !!!!

[LobsterBoy]

Lol

He's a farmer, and I don't know if he's ever seen an ocean.

Then again, maybe that would explain some things.......

[Wolfehunter]

What do men think when were getting married? Who said we think. According to my wife she brought out the chains and wipes. Put this ring and on follow me or else!:o ararrrggh:damn: So by default we married men are a bernard?:doh: Its in the blood...:nope:

I'm thanking god that my wife doesn't read this or I'm a dead bernard:yep: :rotfl: