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STEED
12-04-07, 12:41 PM
I suggest they all wear gas masks if it's that strong.

Pensioner with 'disgusting flatulence' banned from breaking wind in social club (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=499587&in_page_id=1770)
joea
12-04-07, 01:17 PM
Wow. :nope: Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches.

Errr......no. :doh:

BOOM!!
August
12-04-07, 01:23 PM
Wow. :nope: Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches.

Errr......no. :doh:

BOOM!!

Certainly not on an airliner like that poor woman found out awhile back...
Jimbuna
12-04-07, 05:22 PM
This is easily resolved.....issue every member with an aqualung on entry to the club :lol:



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Malefactor
12-05-07, 10:36 AM
Perhaps this chap,and others with the same problem,might consider the latest in
Flatulence Control Technology (http://www.flat-d.com) :up:
STEED
12-05-07, 11:34 AM
Perhaps this chap,and others with the same problem,might consider the latest in
Flatulence Control Technology (http://www.flat-d.com) :up:

What? A cork up the bottom.
Malefactor
12-05-07, 12:11 PM
What? A cork up the bottom.

This is the 21st century,Steed.Nobody uses corks for that anymore.

:lol:
Jimbuna
12-05-07, 12:13 PM
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STEED
12-05-07, 12:18 PM
What? A cork up the bottom.

This is the 21st century,Steed.Nobody uses corks for that anymore.

:lol:

Exhaust pipe?
Malefactor
12-05-07, 12:25 PM
I guess nobody noticed the link in my initial post in this thread,so I've edited it to make it more noticeable.
:yep:
STEED
12-05-07, 12:33 PM
I have a cheaper idea, a can of air freshener will do the job. :smug:
Jimbuna
12-05-07, 12:45 PM
I hope there's nobody lighting a fag outside the club as he's exiting :lol:


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STEED
12-05-07, 12:50 PM
KABOOM
Jimbuna
12-05-07, 01:32 PM
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Malefactor
12-05-07, 01:45 PM
I have a cheaper idea, a can of air freshener will do the job. :smug:

True.

For anyone considering airtravel ,however,I sincerely doubt you they'd let you anywhere near to getting onboard the aircraft with a can of air freshener in your luggage. :nope:

I'm not sure which would be more embarrassing.Explaining why you need to be board the plane with that can of air freshener,or having a plane full of people know that YOU are the source of the,errr malodorous emanations. :hmm:
StdDev
12-05-07, 01:54 PM
I hope there's nobody lighting a fag outside the club as he's exiting :lol:


I'm pretty sure that's against the law.. :yep:
Jimbuna
12-05-07, 02:34 PM
Just seen the guy with the problem and the guy lighting the ciggie too :lol:

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bookworm_020
12-05-07, 06:11 PM
You could always light matches!

A woman did this on an aircraft to cover the smell of her escaping gas, security came on board an arrested her, believing she was a terrorist!