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swifty
11-23-07, 12:42 PM
Something I did not know you can not make an oil tanker out of cardboard.:rotfl:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1790237

Any one have any background on this?

swifty
11-23-07, 01:06 PM
Second thing I did not know there is a one in a million chance a wave will hit a ship at sea.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Peto
11-23-07, 01:16 PM
:rotfl:

Fish
11-23-07, 01:56 PM
A wave hit it!
Isn't that unusable? :rotfl: :rotfl:

TheBrauerHour
11-23-07, 02:09 PM
This seems so much like a Monty Python Scetch. :rotfl:

CCIP
11-23-07, 02:25 PM
Who let Bernard design tankers?!

:doh:

STEED
11-23-07, 02:54 PM
I just like to add by saying, "The front fell off." :lol:

What a corker, don't you just love the Australians. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

swifty
11-23-07, 03:06 PM
http://www.amsa.gov.au/Marine_Environment_Protection/Major_Oil_Spills_in_Australia/images/kirki1.gif

On 21 July 1991, the Greek tanker Kirki lost its bow off the coast of Western Australia (WA). During the incident and the subsequent tow of the tranker to a safe haven some 17,280 tonnes of light crude was lost. Serious pollution of the West Australian coast was avoided due to the dual combination of severe weather conditions and the effects of the Leeuwin Current in dispersing the 7,900 tonnes of oil lost during the initial stages of the spill off Cervantes and Jurien Bay.
The response to the Kirki spill involved in excess of 100 experts in salvage, pollution clean-up and Emergency Response Division . In addition, to supplement existing stockpiles, significant quantities of both National Plan and oil industry equipment from Brisbane, Geelong and Port Adelaide were moved by air and road to Perth, Fremantle, Jurien Bay and Dampier (for the cargo transfer process) at very short notice.

SteveW1
11-24-07, 03:29 AM
LOL I'd forgotten about that comedian taking the mickey out that incident, I can't remember the name of the comodey show but it was done a few years ago.

It's good to see people still get a laugh out of his antics.:rotfl:

Kapitan_Phillips
11-24-07, 09:43 AM
I cant help but think of Frank Spencer when I see the title of this thread.

http://www.bassey.co.uk/blog2/uploaded_images/somemothers_2-746297.jpg


"The end's come off!"

TarJak
11-25-07, 03:35 AM
The two comdeians in question are on Australia's ABC TV every Thursday night at the end of the 7:30 Report, a news and current affairs show screen nightly. They normally take the mickey out of any current political or corporate story with these mock interviews.

I never miss it and if I do I catch it here: http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/clarkedawe.htm (http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/7.30_clarkedawe.htm)

Dowly
11-25-07, 04:47 AM
LMAO! :rotfl:

Oberon
11-25-07, 10:50 AM
"The front's not supposed to fall off for a start!"


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

HunterICX
11-25-07, 03:58 PM
:lol: you do not see that everyday :rotfl:

Jimbuna
11-25-07, 05:30 PM
CLASS!! :rock: :rotfl:

Rhodes
11-26-07, 10:11 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

FIREWALL
11-26-07, 11:35 AM
Capt. Simpson had only one word to say... DOH!!! :damn:

Hakahura
11-26-07, 01:39 PM
Excellent:up:

Reminds me of the mock interviews on "Bremner, Bird and Fortune". (UK program)
Very similar styles.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H6h8i8wrajA&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5BiQGaE5j2k&feature=related

Jimbuna
11-26-07, 04:30 PM
I wonder how many Aussies thought they were being serious :rotfl:

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_1170.gif

bookworm_020
11-26-07, 05:17 PM
I wonder how many Aussies thought they were being serious :rotfl:

Very few! They have a long history of doing humor with a touch of reality

They did one in the lead up to the Sydney Olympics in 2000. The scary thing is that they were running very close to the truth!:huh:

http://shop.abc.net.au/browse/product.asp?productid=730236

Great for a laugh. IT has been shown overseas on cable.

Biggles
11-26-07, 05:26 PM
"Well, a wave hit the ship!"
"well, is that unusual?"
"Oh yeah! At sea? Chance of a million"

bloody hilarious:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

swifty
11-26-07, 06:40 PM
I wish we had something like that in the states. But maybe we don't because all our politicians talk so slow. Love the fast and quick back and forth. I found some more on you tube and the best part you don't have to be an Ausi to laugh:up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhZK2KFV8SU
Clarke and Dawe on climate change
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv5upLCx4Ao&feature=related
Clarke and Dawe on the high seas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6zK9Y38qk&feature=related
Clarke and Dawe's 'Australian Values'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYz64YQ91o
Clarke & Dawe on the ordinary voter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fssfdTXdU&feature=related
Clarke and Dawe on Iraq strategies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aGBdgVWEyc&feature=related
Clarke and Dawe discuss the G20 summit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS76DI5OR94
Clarke & Dawe & John Howard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kAF8eXl9r4&feature=related
John Clarke and Bryan Dawe have a laugh at the IR laws

Zayphod
11-27-07, 04:23 PM
This seems so much like a Monty Python Scetch. :rotfl:

At first, I almost thought I was listening to Basil Fawlty.

Jimbuna
11-27-07, 05:40 PM
This seems so much like a Monty Python Scetch. :rotfl:

At first, I almost thought I was listening to Basil Fawlty.

Could be easily mistaken for him :yep: