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Reaves
11-15-07, 08:28 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6623895.stm


R.I.P. Sudan's married goat http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42884000/jpg/_42884375_goat_bbc203.jpg

SUDAN'S MARRIED GOAT has, mercifully, gone to the heavenly farmyard, released from its suffering as a beast of burden. Happier times

The goat, known as Rose to close friends, became a web phenomenon when it was reported that she had been "married" to Sudanese man Charles Tombe. The wedding was enforced by elders after a drunken Tombe was found taking advantage of the poor animal. He was also made to pay a dowry to Rose's original owner. The elders hoped to shame Tombe, though did not spare Rose's feelings in doing so.
Rose found supporters around the world who, thanks to the internet and particularly this website's "Most E-mailed" function, kept her plight in the public mind for much of her short marriage. Friends would joke about how she had reached the end of her tether, about whether the couple would have any kids, and if they did, whether they would employ a nanny. Others pointed out that the tale got their goat, or wondered whether Tombe had become a "goatee".
Though forced into human institutions, Rose remained a proud goat to the end, doing what all good goats do and eating anything she could find. It was this, ironically, which led to her demise - she choked after eating scraps of a plastic bag.
Joking aside, she is actually survived by a male kid, evidence that despite her troubled past she found personal fulfilment with her own kind. Her human "widower" is perhaps wisely not commenting.
No flowers.




:huh:

AG124
11-15-07, 09:16 PM
Is this actually true, or just a prank story? :o If that is the case, then one could always say that the reporter was just kidding, but that would be too easy...:cool: Can't think of any other goat related puns right now though; maybe someone else can.:hmm:

Sick guy though - that seems to have been overlooked in the amusing aspect of the article.:huh:

Letum
11-15-07, 09:34 PM
Yup, it's true.

It was reported and posted on Subsim back in may.
After all, we wouldn't miss something like that ehre would we? ;)

Reaves
11-15-07, 09:41 PM
The guy would never live something like this down. I'd assume he probably had something to do with the goats death as well, he certainly wouldn't have been eager to save it's life.

bookworm_020
11-15-07, 09:49 PM
The guy would never live something like this down. I'd assume he probably had something to do with the goats death as well, he certainly wouldn't have been eager to save it's life.

So many ways of poking fun at him, but I wish to avoid being Kheelhauled!:roll:

Are they sure that it wasn't a murder? He may have realised that she had been playing around and couldn't stand her running out on him?:hmm:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Reaves
11-15-07, 09:55 PM
The guy would never live something like this down. I'd assume he probably had something to do with the goats death as well, he certainly wouldn't have been eager to save it's life.
So many ways of poking fun at him, but I wish to avoid being Kheelhauled!:roll:

Are they sure that it wasn't a murder? He may have realised that she had been playing around and couldn't stand her running out on him?:hmm:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Well it does say she had a kid, i'm pretty sure that it wouldn't have been his but maybe DNA testing could prove otherwise.

:rotfl: