Balz Rules The Waves

[Brag]

Kptlt. J. S. Balz writes:

The poster designed by TarJack (BDU propaganda officer) Clearly depicts my perseverance, unlimited courage in leading our fight toward absolute victory.

Notice the expression of ultimate resolve in my visage. Notice my awespme and heroic defiance against a powerful enemy (damn Pommy bastards). Every Kaleun should recognize my greatness and follow my outstanding example as the Vaterland's greatest hero.

I'm writing and dedicating a song to myself: Angry as the Sea Hoochie-woochie. :smug:



http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/balz.jpg


Brag's note:

Angry as the Sea (I just discovered the Title for the novel presently titled Sands of Maraviti):D

[NiclDoe]

I prefer the Knife like Yesterday we talked about.

[Stealth Hunter]

A: Balz is on a log raft.

B: He has a German Imperial flag.

C: The British fleet is armed with 20cm guns.

D: The British main vessel is over 700 feet long.

A + B + C + D = RAPE

[baggygreen]

Balz will prevail, he always does and nothing will change!:up:

[Brag]

Einz, zwei, Hoochie woochie links. Einz, zwei hoochie woochie rechts. :smug: Zusamen wir marschieren gegen England

[bookworm_020]

Save your Hoochie woochie, pretty boy. From the looks of the picture you've got a long trip home.:D

[Brag]

Home?
Balz is only starting to fight. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[NealT]

Last time I heard that was from George Armstrong Custer...:arrgh!:

[Stealth Hunter]

And from Stalin at Stalingrad.

"Those who retreat will be shot! There will be no mercy for traitors or cowards!"

Once again, TK'ing pwnage.

[Kipparikalle]

And from Stalin at Stalingrad.

"Those who retreat will be shot! There will be no mercy for traitors or cowards!"

Once again, TK'ing pwnage.
Yep, Stalin was the professional of TK'ing, everyone should learn from him.