Tired of Balz? [Archive] - SUBSIM Radio Room Forums

Brag

11-09-07, 05:51 PM

I've been cleaning ashtrays at BDU for a long time. Here, I also read all of the Balz stuff. Maybe I should request another sea command. (Hehe, :cool: maybe like replacing Balz).

What do you think?

(notice this is not a poll) ;)

U49

11-09-07, 06:08 PM

Let him die a hero's death with the complete show....
or a nameless unaccounted unkown grave....

But it should be on one of the extreme sides...
Balz was always polarizing.... :)

Fenris_Wolf

11-09-07, 06:31 PM

Let's have him court marshalled and hanged on the docks. :p

But seriously, things won't be the same with no one singing "Einz zwei hoochie woochie" or "wasser bomben hoochie woochie" :cry:

onelifecrisis

11-09-07, 06:45 PM

Let's have him court marshalled and hanged on the docks. :p

But seriously, things won't be the same with no one singing "Einz zwei hoochie woochie" or "wasser bomben hoochie woochie" :cry:

I love reading about Balz, so I'd say no, don't get rid of him!

Stierlitz

11-09-07, 07:04 PM

Are you out of your mind?!? :huh:

There's a war raging out there and we are in dire need of skilled kaleuns!
Arrogant as he may be, he's still quite effective sinking them brits and tommies.

I really enjoy reading those reports form Balz's patrols. Our forum wouldn't be the same without that smartass. Let him stay. :yep:

Sailor Steve

11-09-07, 07:21 PM

I have a sneaking feeling that Balz is like Bernard in one respect: he can't be killed. He will be with us forever, testifying to his greatness and making everyone's life miserable.

GO BALZ!:rock:

TarJak

11-09-07, 07:40 PM

We all need Balz. If nothing else to show that the rest of us are sane.:88):doh:

StarTrekMike

11-09-07, 08:48 PM

Balz is a mascot...no, a icon.

He represents that even us old Kaleuns can really be insane.

Michael (U-1701)

papa_smurf

11-10-07, 07:19 AM

Without Balz, we would lose the war much quicker. Besides we need someone who can keep the RN busy hunting him down, so we can sink ships with ease.

NiclDoe

11-10-07, 11:05 AM

I like Hoochie Wochie!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Stealth Hunter

11-10-07, 03:57 PM

Let him...

DIE.:down:

jmr

11-10-07, 04:09 PM

If Balz turns off the map updates and starts playing with OLCs GUI mod (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=124639) for manual targeting realism, then by all means bring him back. If not, send him into permanent retirement.

baggygreen

11-10-07, 06:50 PM

Keep Balz at sea!

Who else but Balz knows how to stick it to em good and proper?! Who else but Balz knows how to inspire his men wiith disdain and contempt for the poms while under DC attack?

Balz must stay!

Kipparikalle

11-10-07, 06:56 PM

Who is Balz?

Stealth Hunter

11-10-07, 08:45 PM

I utterly hate Balz and his damn Hoochie Woochie...:stare:

Canovaro

11-11-07, 04:50 AM

Give Balz his boat back, so he can send in contact reports again! ;)

Sailor Steve

11-11-07, 02:38 PM

Who is Balz?
Only the best u-boat kaleun who ever put to sea.

Just ask him!:rotfl:

Also the terror of his own crew; just ask his 1WO Otto Kalb.

Then do a Search for Balz. Oh, here, I'll show you:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/search.php?searchid=246931

Start at the bottom and read up.

Kaleun Klink

11-11-07, 03:09 PM

Balz is the yin to Bernard's yang... the Kriegsmarine needs him to maintain an even keel!