Game: Things You Can Do With One Finger

[Stealth Hunter]

-Insult your boss
-Amuse a kitten
-Press the "ENTER" key to fire torpedoes

CONTINUE THE CHAIN

[The WosMan]

A gas release valve. :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

Beckon to your girlfriend.

[waste gate]

Pull the trigger.

[Stealth Hunter]

Convict a person.

[Sailor Steve]

Drive the guy at the next computer crazy (tap...tap...tap...)

[Stealth Hunter]

Replace the "t" in "tap" with an "f".:)

[The WosMan]

Beckon to your girlfriend.

HAHA, I was thinking something else within those contexts....hubba hubba.

[Chock]

If you are on a bus or train, you can write your name in the condensation on the window

If you are a graffiti artist, you can write 'I wish my girlfriend was this dirty' in the dirt on the back of a truck

If you are a Buddhist you can make the sound of one finger clapping

If you are a pianist, you can play Chopsticks, or at least half of it anyway

If you are the leader of a major world power, you can fire a nuclear ballistic missile

:D Chock

[Biggles]

Scratch your nose.

[Letum]

Get married
Sign your name in blood

[Biggles]

Point out your eye.
Point out your foes eye.

[Sailor Steve]

Poke out your eye.
Poke out your foe's eye.

[Kapitan]

Do something to the misses that requires the single finger.

pick your nose (cant fit two up a nostrel ive tried)

Should you suffer constipation the doctor uses a finger to. . . . .(leave that to the immagination)

[Biggles]

Poke out your eye.
Poke out your foe's eye.

was this a correction of what I said, or a total coincidence? If the latter, then it's pretty funny....

[fatty]

Pick 'The Juice' out of the line-up down at the station.

http://www.thatsweird.net/mugshots/oj_simpson.jpg

[Letum]

point out the target

[fatty]

Beat Letum at Mornington Crescent.

[kurtz]

Signal the batsman he's out.

[Seth8530]

Start a nuclear war!

[fatty]

Count up from zero to one.

Count down from one to zero.

[Reece]

Pick a scab!:doh:

I won't tell you what I saw a monkey in a zoo doing with one finger!!:dead::oops:

[Kongo Otto]

make my girlfriend beg for more.

[Stealth Hunter]

Tell my insurance broker where to go.:up:

[Letum]

http://www.buffalo.edu/news/hires/Fingerprint2.jpg
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ao0aYZj-DInnmM:http://www.buffalo.edu/news/hires/Fingerprint2.jpg)

[Seth8530]

Gag your self

[Jimbuna]

Pick a scab!:doh:

I won't tell you what I saw a monkey in a zoo doing with one finger!!:dead::oops:

Aw....come on...spill the beans :lol:

[Stealth Hunter]

Continue being anorexic.

[Sailor Steve]

Poke out your eye.
Poke out your foe's eye.

was this a correction of what I said, or a total coincidence? If the latter, then it's pretty funny....
I'm not sure. (How's that for an evasion?)

I thought by "point out" you meant the equivalent of "point at", as in "I pointed out that his eyes were different colors".

[Jimbuna]

Hey, careful....I've only got the one :lol:

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img144/9677/eyes0153fqgl6.gif

[Seth8530]

Forge a check

[bookworm_020]

Press the button

"Press the button, Max!"

:/\\x:

[fatty]

Click the mouse to place bookworm_020 on your ignore list.

[bookworm_020]

Click the mouse to place bookworm_020 on your ignore list.


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Oh! Wait a minute.....:doh:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Continue being anorexic.

Wrong one. Thats Bulimia. Anorexia is starvation, not binging.

[Payoff]

PING!

[STEED]

Stick it up where the sun dose not shine. :eek:

[Jimbuna]

Type http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img140/1333/fightjp0.gif

[Tchocky]

Beat Letum at Mornington Crescent.

:lol:

Point at witches.

[Bort]

Play with a yo-yo.

[bookworm_020]

Press the restart button om my computer when it crashes!:roll:

[antikristuseke]

Stick it into one of my case fans sor it to make a noise when bored.

Hit the swich to change the monitor output to that from my second computer.

Cut it off at work (allmost had that happen today)

[Stealth Hunter]

Beat Letum at Mornington Crescent.

:lol:

Point at witches.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Icons/familyguy_peterPuking.gif

[Officerpuppy]

Dial on a cell phone/home phone or rotary dial.

[Jimbuna]

Test the direction of the wind before you fart :doh:

[Reece]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
AAAAAAAAAAAH ..... I'm down wind!!:damn: ..... :dead:

[bookworm_020]

Piont it at the one who farted!

[nikimcbee]

My question is; is it vista compatible?

[Biggles]

masturbate.

or hell, I don't know, never tried....:hmm:

[Reece]

masturbate.
With one finger ... neat trick!!:lol:

or hell, I don't know, never tried....:hmm: What a lier!!:yep:

This thread is taking a turn for the worse I'm afraid!!:dead:

[Reaves]

scratch that spot downunder...

[Jimbuna]

Pick belly button fluff

[baggygreen]

type??

naw just kiddin...


i use 2 :D :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

Scratch an itchy eye or ear.

[Biggles]

hit a string on your guitar.
hit a string on my guitar.

[Jimbuna]

Press the bell for room service :doh:

[HunterICX]

making 2 clicks to log out off Subsim.com forum :88)

but knowing it takes more fingers to log back in :lol:

[Reaves]

Beat up Chuck Norris.


I CAN!!! :shifty:

[Stealth Hunter]

Post this icon:

:ping:

[Jimbuna]

Pick a boogy man :doh:

[Bismarck]

Click on this godforsaken thread

[NiclDoe]

Point at Bernard when something goes wrong and Uncle Karl whats to know who did it.

[DeepIron]

Extend the middle finger appropriately at the stupid-a** SUV driver that just cut off my 75,000# GVW semi while looking at herself in the mirror and talking on her friggin' cellphone.. :damn:

[Biggles]

Extend the middle finger appropriately at the stupid-a** SUV driver that just cut off my 75,000# GVW semi while looking at herself in the mirror and talking on her friggin' cellphone.. :damn:

press the button to quote this comment with the words: sorry to hear that mate.

[Officerpuppy]

Change channels on TV using the remote.

[Jimbuna]

Point at you lot :lol:

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2707/indexfingercm8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Reece]

Use it as a pin cushon!!:yep: ...... :cry:

[NiclDoe]

Click sumbit down at the bottom of the message screen

[Jimbuna]

Click sumbit down at the bottom of the message screen

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img144/8426/lookherewd0.gif

[NiclDoe]

What the heck you mean Jim?:doh: J/K ;) Also you can spin a basketball with one finger. I can do it for 30 seconds at a time.

[Bismarck]

Lucky you.

Use as a little potter puppet pal with bits of fabric stuck to it looking like ron!!

[Jimbuna]

Point up to that plane just before it ends your career :arrgh!:

[DeepIron]

Use a single button MacIntosh mouse...

[Sailor Steve]

Finger-paint.

[Stealth Hunter]

Click on this godforsaken thread

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/hehehhehehehehheje1.gif

SEE?! I ONLY USED ONE FINGER FOR IT.

[Reece]

Poke that clown in the eye!!:yep:

[HunterICX]

to push a button so that clown will fall down a hatch :D

[Reece]

Also use a finger to pull the pin of a grenade you drop down the hatch!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

.....and one finger to flick the latch and lock it afterwards :arrgh!:

[Reece]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Poor clown, never stood a chance!!:lol:

[SteminDemon13]

Switch the boiler master to remote manual or automatic
raise drum pressure to lift safeties :lol:
place feedwater control in remote manual and rase/lower boiler water level
Trip an SSTG
Trip a main feed pump
Start/stop an electric booster pump
start/stop an electric fuel oil service pump
start/stop a main condensate pump
open/close the main steam stop
open/close sea water valves
tap a gage
silence an alarm
adjust fuel/air ratio
flip burner order switch
open tank suction and return valves
change the tv channel
turn on the tv/off
turn on/off computer
let girlfriend suck on finger before she sucks my...:up:
flick someones ear
poke someone
stick my finger in my beer bottle
turn on/off my light
point and laugh at someone
remove crust from corner of eye

there's so much more!

[Jimbuna]

:roll: party pooper :shifty:

[Kipparikalle]

Put it in your pooper.

[SteminDemon13]

:roll: party pooper :shifty:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Poke at your annoying sister. Hey it works for mine! ;) :lol:

[Stealth Hunter]

*BUMP*

[Jimbuna]

:roll: party pooper :shifty:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

;)

Break the coating on the top of your custard.

[Kipparikalle]

Give blowjob for girl.
Trust me, it really works.

[Sailor Steve]

Well, this thread just went down the tubes.

[Reece]

Yeh, just a wee overboard there!:oops:

[Stealth Hunter]

That's ONE post, not a dozen; we're fine.

-Point at you.
-Point at yourself.

[RedMenace]

Save Holland?:dead:

[Reaves]

Phone home (if your ET)

[Jimbuna]

Point an accusing finger at those that post in a lurid manner :yep:

http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img144/8915/indexfingerrn1.gif

[HunterICX]

to point at Jimbuna's post count:o
http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img144/8915/indexfingerrn1.gif

[Jimbuna]

Kass Kop http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img220/5318/bananariderhz3.gif

[HunterICX]

pointing you at a word in a dictionary ''Kaaskop'' :p :lol:

[Jimbuna]

bugga :damn:

;)

[Sailor Steve]

Save Holland?:dead:
:rotfl:

This one gets my vote for the winnah!:rock:

[bookworm_020]

To hail a taxi!

[Reaves]

Make the sound of one finger clapping.

[Reece]

bookworm_020 said:
To hail a taxi!

And another gesture with one finger when he passes you by!:lol:

[Jimbuna]

bookworm_020 said:
To hail a taxi!

And another gesture with one finger when he passes you by!:lol:

Classic :rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

*beep* ya'll!


That's something that needs only one finger... and perhaps a few stitches... and maybe a cast... you know what, just call the paramedics if you try that at SubSim.

[NiclDoe]

Bump this thread up and push to talk on TS

[Stealth Hunter]

Indeed I did, and I also used one finger to type this post.

[Biggles]

To press the "Post Reply" button down in the left corner.

[NiclDoe]

spin a basketball or balance something small

[Sailor Steve]

Make a fingerprint.

[Jimbuna]

Make a fingerprint.

Right down my street http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wolfcop.gif http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412/4774/thumbsuplargeon1.gif

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif