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SUBMAN1
10-24-07, 05:52 PM
Flaming kamikaze squirrel torches car

Sciurine death dive does for Toyota Camry

By Lester Haines (http://forms.theregister.co.uk/mail_author/?story_url=/2007/10/24/kamikaze_squirrel/) → More by this author (http://search.theregister.co.uk/?author=Lester%20Haines)
Published Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:55 GMT

A New Jersey woman's Toyota Camry last week suffered a sciurine kamikaze attack during which a flaming squirrel fell onto the vehicle, slid into the engine compartment and provoked an explosion which destroyed the parked vehicle, the Jersey Journal reports.


Lindsey Millar, 23, and bruv Tony, 22, were at home in Bayonne last Wednesday lunchtime when the incident occurred. The animal had apparently decided it was a really good move to chew through overhead powerlines directly above the motor, and was duly fried for its trouble.


Tony Millar explained: "The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was. The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car."


He added: "They're always coming around here, chewing through the garbage."
Ms Millar is apparently fully insured for incendiary squirrel strike, although her brother concluded: "It's something to laugh about once she has a new car. It's not funny yet."


As a rather poignant footnote, the Jersey Journal notes that the Millars' house is fully decked out in anticipation of Halloween, "complete with a tiny plastic tombstone on their front lawn". Tony Millar said the family "will consider dedicating the tombstone to the squirrel".
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/24/kamikaze_squirrel/

Camaero
10-24-07, 06:05 PM
lol Talk about a freak accident!

bookworm_020
10-24-07, 06:27 PM
I hate to think what a burning groundhog would do!:huh:

Caddyshack anyone???

Letum
10-24-07, 06:28 PM
[ insert nuts joke ]

Stealth Hunter
10-24-07, 06:31 PM
Flaming kamikaze squirrel torches car

Sciurine death dive does for Toyota Camry

By Lester Haines (http://forms.theregister.co.uk/mail_author/?story_url=/2007/10/24/kamikaze_squirrel/) → More by this author (http://search.theregister.co.uk/?author=Lester%20Haines)
Published Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:55 GMT

A New Jersey woman's Toyota Camry last week suffered a sciurine kamikaze attack during which a flaming squirrel fell onto the vehicle, slid into the engine compartment and provoked an explosion which destroyed the parked vehicle, the Jersey Journal reports.


Lindsey Millar, 23, and bruv Tony, 22, were at home in Bayonne last Wednesday lunchtime when the incident occurred. The animal had apparently decided it was a really good move to chew through overhead powerlines directly above the motor, and was duly fried for its trouble.


Tony Millar explained: "The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was. The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car."


He added: "They're always coming around here, chewing through the garbage."
Ms Millar is apparently fully insured for incendiary squirrel strike, although her brother concluded: "It's something to laugh about once she has a new car. It's not funny yet."


As a rather poignant footnote, the Jersey Journal notes that the Millars' house is fully decked out in anticipation of Halloween, "complete with a tiny plastic tombstone on their front lawn". Tony Millar said the family "will consider dedicating the tombstone to the squirrel".
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/24/kamikaze_squirrel/

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Camaero
10-24-07, 06:33 PM
The upside to the story is that it was a Toyota. What a brave little squirrel. :cool:

bookworm_020
10-24-07, 10:03 PM
The upside to the story is that it was a Toyota. What a brave little squirrel. :cool:

Imagine if it was a ford explorer!!!:o

d@rk51d3
10-24-07, 10:28 PM
The upside to the story is that it was a Toyota. What a brave little squirrel. :cool:

Imagine if it was a ford explorer!!!:o

You mean Ford Exploder?

HMCS
10-25-07, 04:28 PM
What wasn't mentioned is how the owner of the car swore that she could hear the squirrel squeak "Allah Akhbar!" as it was chewing on the wire.

Sailor Steve
10-25-07, 04:29 PM
What wasn't mentioned is how the owner of the car swore that she could hear the squirrel squeak "Allah Akhbar!" as it was chewing on the wire.
Well, except he actually squeaked "Allah Snackbar!"

NiclDoe
10-25-07, 04:40 PM
Stupid Al Quidea training anamals to be Kamakazis. :damn: :damn: and it was 20 miles away from me.