1010 reasons to move to Australia

[kiwi_2005]

* Lower taxes
* Higher wages
* better weather


Beach babes shore up bikini record on Bondi beach.
http://tinyurl.com/yqn99t

Did i forget to mention anything else? :arrgh!:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/5-2.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/g.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/gh.jpg

[Letum]

A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.

[kiwi_2005]

A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.

Yep, alot of my relations live in Australia (Perth) they moved there cause of the better wages compared to NZ.

[THE_MASK]

Can the last one to leave NZ please turn out the lights .

[Von Tonner]

A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.

Not to mention South Africans. They have moved over in their thousands, the media refer to it as "the brain drain" and "packing for Perth" has become a part of SA vocabulary. Such as, "If the crime rate gets anyworse I'm packing for Perth":D

[HunterICX]

now thats a good reason :p

[TarJak]

I tell ya what. It is actually very tough living over here in Aus. It's not as nice as the sun sea sand image portrayed in the ads so my advice to anyone thinking of coming over to stay is to stay right where you are.

That way we Aussies might stand a chance with those 1010 good reasons.:rotfl:

Mind you I married a pom, so bugger it come on over, lets have a beer and see if you can score one of those reasons for yourself.

http://www.whitsundays-australia.com/Images/100098.jpg
My back yard.

[Venatore]

I've been around the world due to my job, seen alot of bad things, things that would boggle your mind, don't need to be mentioned here. I think......I know that us Australians take the things we have here for granted.

I see it every bloody day in this country :nope: & I was born & bread here.

[Tchocky]

Australia....it seems like it's expressly designed to kil humans :)
Also the whole country is located approximately 2 miles from the surface of the sun :D

[nikimcbee]

* Lower taxes
* Higher wages
* better weather


Beach babes shore up bikini record on Bondi beach.
http://tinyurl.com/yqn99t

Did i forget to mention anything else? :arrgh!:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/5-2.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/g.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/gh.jpg

How friendly are they?:cool: :yep:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.

Therefore the vast majority of those women are probably English. :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Most of my fathers side went over in the late 60's and early 70's....not one returned....must tell you something :hmm:

[sunvalleyslim]

and all of them were tanned too..................Beautiful................:up: :up::up:

[baggygreen]

Just be careful of the dropbears fellas, they;ll eat a mans face right off his head!:yep:

[TarJak]

Beware the drop bear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEQpUY_crc&mode=related&search=

That's if the Yowies don't get you first!
:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Most of my fathers side went over in the late 60's and early 70's....not one returned....must tell you something :hmm:

Probably got eaten by the drop bear :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Most of my fathers side went over in the late 60's and early 70's....not one returned....must tell you something :hmm:
Probably got eaten by the drop bear :rotfl:

:doh: you quote yourself?
wth?:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Most of my fathers side went over in the late 60's and early 70's....not one returned....must tell you something :hmm:
Probably got eaten by the drop bear :rotfl:

:doh: you quote yourself?
wth?:rotfl:

Yeah...I just relised why they never come back :p

[SUBMAN1]

All not bad looking considering they are the children of a prison colony! :D Does that make them all a little crazy too?

-S

[baggygreen]

More than a little crazy, subman!;)

[bookworm_020]

All not bad looking considering they are the children of a prison colony! :D Does that make them all a little crazy too?

-S

Well they were smart enough to not go back!;)

[TarJak]

Crazy like a fox I think. ;)

Sun sea and surf or rain, cold and mud? I know where I prefer to be.:yep::rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Crazy like a fox I think. ;)

Sun sea and surf or rain, cold and mud? I know where I prefer to be.:yep::rotfl:

Yeah....the 2007 rugby world cup semi final :rotfl:

[STEED]

And here is why you should not. ;)

http://www.greatwhiteadventures.com/images/pic-shark-guad2big.jpg
The Great White Shark will make a meal of you
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif
http://www.stephenwong.com/divetoto/albums/album22/26_Blue_Ring_Octopus.jpg
Death by Blue Ring Octopus

http://www.magnetictimes.com/images/uploads/Box-Jelly-Chloe-LucasNov2004w.jpg
A very nasty sting or death from the Box Jellyfish

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~neils/bobby/images/spiders/vic-funnel.jpg
Don't forget to check under the toilet seat for this gem,
the funnel web spider


And a nice selection of Alligators, Crocodiles and lots of snakes to greet you. ;)

[bookworm_020]

Wold prefer death by them than suffering Seasonal ajustment disorder, or anything that STEED has brought up about the UK!:lol:

[TarJak]

Crazy like a fox I think. ;)

Sun sea and surf or rain, cold and mud? I know where I prefer to be.:yep::rotfl:
Yeah....the 2007 rugby world cup semi final :rotfl:

:hmm: Yes I think I would.

[STEED]

or anything that STEED has brought up about the UK!:lol:

This goes along way explaining why the British tourist board will not give me a job with them. :rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

And here is why you should not. ;)

http://www.greatwhiteadventures.com/images/pic-shark-guad2big.jpg
The Great White Shark will make a meal of you
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif
http://www.stephenwong.com/divetoto/albums/album22/26_Blue_Ring_Octopus.jpg
Death by Blue Ring Octopus

http://www.magnetictimes.com/images/uploads/Box-Jelly-Chloe-LucasNov2004w.jpg
A very nasty sting or death from the Box Jellyfish

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~neils/bobby/images/spiders/vic-funnel.jpg
Don't forget to check under the toilet seat for this gem,
the funnel web spider


And a nice selection of Alligators, Crocodiles and lots of snakes to greet you. ;)

No joke, I almost moved there as a kid (for my dad's job) to Alice Springs. When I saw where Alice Springs was located on the map, I wasn't so excited. But with all those nasty critters there, I don't think I'm missing anything. Maybe I'll go to New Zealand, the worst thing they have there are Hobbits. They're harmliss aren't they:cool: .

[Kratos]

But the chickens are bigger http://www.northeastfoto.com/forums/images/smilies/zwhistle.gif

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5938/emu02wh9.jpg

[bookworm_020]

No joke, I almost moved there as a kid (for my dad's job) to Alice Springs. When I saw where Alice Springs was located on the map, I wasn't so excited. But with all those nasty critters there, I don't think I'm missing anything. Maybe I'll go to New Zealand, the worst thing they have there are Hobbits. They're harmliss aren't they:cool: .

Thre of them are coastal or sea dwelling creatures, the Jellyfish is seasonal, the octopus is only dangerous if you stick your hand or foot into them, and the chance of you being taken by a great white is smaller than being hi by lightning!:yep:

The Sydney Funnel web has that name because that's where it is located ( it habitat is cosatal NSW with Sydney as it's centerpoint.

Alice Springs you would have been safe from all four. Just watch out for the dingo's, they moved on from eating babies. They prefer American tourist, More fat, Less fight!:lol::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[TarJak]

I've lived in taht very dangerous town, the epicentre of sheer terror that is Sydney for most of my 43 years and have never seen any of the deadly animals in the wild with the exception of the octopus which I saw once in a rock pool whilst visiting Gunamatta bay near Cronulla. I've been a keen hiker and camper for most of that time and have only seen 2 deadly snakes in all that time. Never been bitten by anything more ferocious than a mosquito and have never felt really in danger from the wildlife here.

As long as you take the proper precautions nothing is likely to make a meal of you:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget/fy2004/images/homeland-6.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[danlisa]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/5-2.jpg

:hmm: Hmm, I'm not convinced.

Prove to me that they didn't put the fugly ones in the middle.:p

[StdDev]

A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.

Yep, alot of my relations live in Australia (Perth) they moved there cause of the better wages compared to NZ.

I thought they moved because of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-l93gltkCc

[kiwi_2005]

A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.
Yep, alot of my relations live in Australia (Perth) they moved there cause of the better wages compared to NZ.
I thought they moved because of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-l93gltkCc
Oh please, the nightmares are coming back... :huh:
:)

[d@rk51d3]

:hmm: Hmm, I'm not convinced.

Prove to me that they didn't put the fugly ones in the middle.:p


Well, it could be fun squeezing your way into the middle just to find out.:hmm:

[Sailor Steve]

But the chickens are bigger http://www.northeastfoto.com/forums/images/smilies/zwhistle.gif

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5938/emu02wh9.jpg
Wait, that's no chicken!

Dowly got lost again!:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.
Yep, alot of my relations live in Australia (Perth) they moved there cause of the better wages compared to NZ.
I thought they moved because of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-l93gltkCc
Oh please, the nightmares are coming back... :huh:
:)

Nothing quite like being a wolf in sheeps clothing :o

....and here's me thinking they were quite content over there because of this; :p

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4324/aussiesheepshaggeraj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kratos]

But the chickens are bigger http://www.northeastfoto.com/forums/images/smilies/zwhistle.gif

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5938/emu02wh9.jpg Wait, that's no chicken!

Dowly got lost again!:rotfl:

Na he hasn't got lost,he's just changed his feathers for a fur coat
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/Ke15i/little_1.gif

[Jimbuna]

But the chickens are bigger http://www.northeastfoto.com/forums/images/smilies/zwhistle.gif

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5938/emu02wh9.jpg Wait, that's no chicken!

Dowly got lost again!:rotfl:

Na he hasn't got lost,he's just changed his feathers for a fur coat
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/Ke15i/little_1.gif

Nice one....he expects them from you now ;)

[TarJak]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/5-2.jpg
:hmm: Hmm, I'm not convinced.

Prove to me that they didn't put the fugly ones in the middle.:p
This gives a selection of photos of the event:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/%5Cslideshowpopup.aspx?sectionid=1915&sectionname=slideshows&subsectionid=75489&subsectionname=bikinirecord
http://ninemsn.video.msn.com/v/en-au/v.htm?f=39&g=27d54070-d17a-48fa-b7f4-91ae4e286127&p=aunews_aunationalninenews&t=s29&mediaid=109578
Doesn't prove that the pretty ones where at the front but shows there were a lot of nice looking ones anyway.:lol::p