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TteFAboB
10-05-07, 03:04 PM
We are all bissexuals here, due to the limited supply of ladies.
Zayphod
10-05-07, 03:10 PM
We are all bissexuals here, due to the limited supply of ladies.

That is until the research into the development of the Gay Bomb turns you completely into "one of them." :arrgh!:
antikristuseke
10-05-07, 03:23 PM
I have had no sexual relations with any member of subsim!
Letum
10-05-07, 03:35 PM
I have had no sexual relations with any member of subsim!

Ha! None that you know about. ;)
Kapitan_Phillips
10-05-07, 03:37 PM
How very dare you!
antikristuseke
10-05-07, 04:10 PM
I have had no sexual relations with any member of subsim!

Ha! None that you know about. ;)

As it was said before, females arent plentyful here so the odds suppoert my original statement.
Skybird
10-05-07, 04:13 PM
I have had no sexual relations with any member of subsim!
"Discrimination...!"
donut
10-05-07, 04:31 PM
We are all bisexuals here, due to the limited supply of ladies.Don't bet all your hard-cash on that,& I am not looking in a mirror.I sent a mermaid cartoon to a Sub-simmer,in PM,and he requested a merman?:huh: Freaked me out ! Yes sir get more Sub-Simmering-Women/Mermaids:up:
sunvalleyslim
10-05-07, 08:28 PM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D
kiwi_2005
10-05-07, 08:29 PM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D

:rotfl:

:nope:

:roll:
waste gate
10-05-07, 08:33 PM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D

Since she'd probably make you scream, how do you feel now? Sissy boy.
No disrespect meant to AL or sunvalleyslim.
d@rk51d3
10-05-07, 10:29 PM
I have had no sexual relations with any member of subsim!
Ha! None that you know about. ;)
As it was said before, females arent plentyful here so the odds suppoert my original statement.

There's always "Inflatable Ingrid" under the Captains bunk, next to the crate of Becks.:lol:
nikimcbee
10-05-07, 11:42 PM
I choose her.:up:
http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg
THE_MASK
10-06-07, 12:52 AM
Whats wrong with her thumb ?
Letum
10-06-07, 01:14 AM
Whats wrong with her thumb ?

What? Looks ok to me. :up:
micky1up
10-06-07, 02:22 AM
We are all bissexuals here, due to the limited supply of ladies.



i dont know about that but you sound A sexual
Penelope_Grey
10-06-07, 06:01 AM
How very dare you!

Since nobody else cared to ask, I shall.
Huh?
nikimcbee
10-06-07, 07:15 AM
Whats wrong with her thumb ?

What? Looks ok to me. :up:

I will personally conduct the inspections!:up: :know: Rigorous testing! I'll make sure she is up to subsim specs!

Inspection uniform...red bikini! (for her! dumbass) one hot tub....

...wait, this is the homosexual thread. I guess I should go to another thread to conduct the "tests".
TarJak
10-06-07, 06:38 PM
If there really are none then what is this guy doing here?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/ranks/medic.jpg

And this guy?

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6486/sillynavydudesg1.jpg
sunvalleyslim
10-06-07, 06:41 PM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D
Since she'd probably make you scream, how do you feel now? Sissy boy.
No disrespect meant to AL or sunvalleyslim.

Like a Sissy Boy.....................................:gulp:
antikristuseke
10-06-07, 07:10 PM
This may be relevant for the sissy boy line of thought
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9825/1191685222230yt8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Kapitan_Phillips
10-06-07, 07:29 PM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D

I cant wait for her to find that!
AVGWarhawk
10-06-07, 09:29 PM
I don't know....we all seem to have this fixation of 'The Village People' and for some reason made it the Subsim band. It all started with the navy dude avatar. Then there were posts of the shirtless crew in SH4 with very telling leather atire. :hmm:
U-96
10-06-07, 11:49 PM
Hey, why not? On Diesel subs. (especially U-Boats) There's no privacy and an all male crew, couped up for months at a time. It would be good for crew morale, So why not :P
The Avon Lady
10-07-07, 07:11 AM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D
Since she'd probably make you scream, how do you feel now? Sissy boy.
No disrespect meant to AL or sunvalleyslim.
Like a Sissy Boy.....................................:gulp:
Let's get together,
Yeh! Yeh! Yeh!

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4048/uglywomanalonebu4.jpg
TarJak
10-07-07, 08:57 AM
Hey, why not? On Diesel subs. (especially U-Boats) There's no privacy and an all male crew, couped up for months at a time. It would be good for crew morale, So why not :P
Just make sure you pull the curtain across your bunk so we don;t have to watch.:o:dead::lol:
Jimbuna
10-07-07, 09:41 AM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D
Since she'd probably make you scream, how do you feel now? Sissy boy.
No disrespect meant to AL or sunvalleyslim.
Like a Sissy Boy.....................................:gulp:
Let's get together,
Yeh! Yeh! Yeh!

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4048/uglywomanalonebu4.jpg
:o
No thanks :nope: ....back to my vow of celibacy :p
geetrue
10-07-07, 10:53 AM
Well I for one have had fantasties about Avon Lady..............:D:D:D

Double sin ... she's a married lady. :oops:

I plan on getting married someday ... I want a hundred wives and they can all be bi-sexual, because I'm the only guy.
bookworm_020
10-07-07, 07:24 PM
I wonder what pigboat saliors in Iran would do???:hmm:
sunvalleyslim
10-07-07, 11:14 PM
AV,
You'd still make sweet music in my ear............Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...................:D:D:D
The Avon Lady
10-07-07, 11:47 PM
AV,
You'd still make sweet music in my ear............Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...................:D:D:D
Very well. Please contact my agent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dp7P80bcW4) for an appointment.
Kapitan_Phillips
10-08-07, 04:05 AM
AV,
You'd still make sweet music in my ear............Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...................:D:D:D


:rotfl::rotfl:

So when The Avon Man comes and slices your spleen open, stuffing it with olives and serving it with a side of contempt, what shall I write on your tombstone? :arrgh!:
TarJak
10-08-07, 06:06 AM
I wonder what pigboat saliors in Iran would do???:hmm:

Shout Allah w' akhbar! when they find the golden rivet?:dead:
sunvalleyslim
10-08-07, 12:01 PM
AV,
You'd still make sweet music in my ear............Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...................:D:D:D

:rotfl::rotfl:

So when The Avon Man comes and slices your spleen open, stuffing it with olives and serving it with a side of contempt, what shall I write on your tombstone? :arrgh!:

"HERE LIES THAT FOOLISH SISSY BOY
ALAS HIS HEART HAD BEEN FULL OF JOY
BUT HIS FATE WAS SEALED
AND HIS DEATH DEALED
BY THE ALMIGHTY
AVON LADY"..............................:cry::cry:
Zayphod
10-08-07, 12:27 PM
AV,
You'd still make sweet music in my ear............Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...................:D:D:D

Mind you, those bees that you're holding can sting.
Kapitan_Phillips
10-08-07, 12:59 PM
AV,
You'd still make sweet music in my ear............Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...................:D:D:D
Mind you, those bees that you're holding can sting.

Auuuugh *digs out his eyes with a fork*

That was terrible :rotfl:
Jimbuna
10-08-07, 01:33 PM
AV,
You'd still make sweet music in my ear............Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...................:D:D:D


:rotfl::rotfl:

So when The Avon Man comes and slices your spleen open, stuffing it with olives and serving it with a side of contempt, what shall I write on your tombstone? :arrgh!:

WELL STUFFED!!