Niki McBee needs a lawyer!

[nikimcbee]

The crime scene:
http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img213/953/ineedalawyermh7.jpg

I am innocent of this crime! I did not shread this paper towel roll.

[nikimcbee]

The guilty:
the Devil dog!:cool:
http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/img213/2580/imag0138eb8.jpg

Notice the body of a care bear!:|\\

[SUBMAN1]

I will keep my opinions on such an animal to myself lest I upset....:D

-S

[bradclark1]

Whats the moral of this crime?
Always make sure a Boston has multiple toys to keep him occupied.

[Camaero]

Whats the motive?

[Onkel Neal]

Don't let Michael Vick hear about this.

[HunterICX]

I can recall my garden looked liked that one morning

our german shepard jumped over the fence who actually supposed to keep him upstairs. and he went right to the box with plastic bottles and cardboard stuff...
woke up, went to throw away a bottle...

:o ..........

looked up to the fence, he seem to have climb back to his place..but his ears going down when I gave him the look said enough :shifty: that son of a b....:lol:

[sunvalleyslim]

Paper towels............What paper towels......:o :o

Who me................the cat did it........:D

[Skybird]

Hope I never meet that little devil alone, in darkness.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Alas, another innocent convienience item bites the dust. That roll had years of liquid suckerupage left in it, and it was ripped up in its prime :nope:

[SteveW1]

Nice looking Boston, got a French Bulldog myself and shes a terror if she gets going

[STEED]

If it goes to court I will defend you, any reason to get out of this PC country. :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Honest mister...it wasn't me....it was a big dog....and he ran away :lol:

[Onkel Neal]

Now, your son just needs to claim that as his homework and the package is complete.

[August]

Honest mister...it wasn't me....it was a big dog....and he ran away :lol:

Hey remember the Polaroid commercial where the dog gets blamed for knocking over the trash? :D

[Tchocky]

My cats refrain from destruction, they are content merely to get in my way at every opportunity. It makes going down the stairs in the middle of the night lots of fun :)

[Jimbuna]

I've got a dog like that....sleeps on the floor on my side of the bed :yep: ....If you get up in the middle of the night to answer a call of nature, it's like playing hop scotch in a minefield :damn:

[jumpy]

Paper towels............What paper towels......:o :o

Who me................the cat did it........:D

Indeed, though I have no photographic evidence to corroborate my claims, my cat does this to toilet rolls too, usually the last one left, he seems to enjoy it immensely. :roll:

[Hitman]

Let me tell you something Nick: You dog is a lovely and absolutely harmless animal . If you don't believe me, I can send you my two sons (2,5 and 1 years old) for a weekend in exchange for the dog, and you will inmediately want your dog back (If your house is still standing, that is ) :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

Your Honor, all the evidence has been shredded, and there are no material witnesses who can identify the perpetrator. Shredded evidence is no evidence, and therefore not admissable in a court of law. The case against my client is purely circumstantial, and it's his word against...well, no one's, as no one was there to see the crime. It could have been a squirrel, or even the neighbor's dog or cat. Just look at my client's face. Ugly as it may be, it is the face of innocence. If people don't stop spreading scurrilous lies about my client, we'll sue. We could take them for all the dog food they've got...maybe even a steak or two.

IF THE TEETH-MARKS DON'T FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT!


(I get half the steaks, if there are any. If not, I'll settle for some Kibbles 'n' Bits)

[Jimbuna]

Your Honor, all the evidence has been shredded, and there are no material witnesses who can identify the perpetrator. Shredded evidence is no evidence, and therefore not admissable in a court of law. The case against my client is purely circumstantial, and it's his word against...well, no one's, as no one was there to see the crime. It could have been a squirrel, or even the neighbor's dog or cat. Just look at my client's face. Ugly as it may be, it is the face of innocence. If people don't stop spreading scurrilous lies about my client, we'll sue. We could take them for all the dog food they've got...maybe even a steak or two.

IF THE TEETH-MARKS DON'T FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT!


(I get half the steaks, if there are any. If not, I'll settle for some Kibbles 'n' Bits)

LMAO :rotfl:

You'll never know just how often your posts bring a smile to the sternest faced colleagues I have the dubious pleasure of serving with :lol:

They say you'll always be good for a free 'get out of jail card' :up:

[nikimcbee]

speaking of hooligan doggies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3n-LC3Em4&mode=related&search=
:arrgh!: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

A Lhasa Apso I believe :hmm:

Here's the family pet.....a real mammies boy :yep:

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4945/dylan2lk8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[nikimcbee]

Your Honor, all the evidence has been shredded, and there are no material witnesses who can identify the perpetrator. Shredded evidence is no evidence, and therefore not admissable in a court of law. The case against my client is purely circumstantial, and it's his word against...well, no one's, as no one was there to see the crime. It could have been a squirrel, or even the neighbor's dog or cat. Just look at my client's face. Ugly as it may be, it is the face of innocence. If people don't stop spreading scurrilous lies about my client, we'll sue. We could take them for all the dog food they've got...maybe even a steak or two.

IF THE TEETH-MARKS DON'T FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT!


(I get half the steaks, if there are any. If not, I'll settle for some Kibbles 'n' Bits)

McBee calls the best lawyer subsim can offer.:know: (See sailor Steve's business card:up: ) ...as seen at Drebbel trail.

...investigators sent to crime scene:
http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img441/3584/upperiscopesn4.jpg




police line-up:
http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img441/8372/rockyzn8.jpg

Book him Dan-O:
http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img441/5755/jailtimeif3.jpg

Got Bail?

[nikimcbee]

A Lhasa Apso I believe :hmm:

Here's the family pet.....a real mammies boy :yep:

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4945/dylan2lk8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


New Suspect?
Have you EVER (remember you are under oath) attacked and shredded the following: Paper towel rolls, countless toys, blankets, or diapers:huh: :dead: .

[Jimbuna]

Your getting nothing out of me copper.....I'm a dog not a canary....I saw how you set up niki :x

[Skybird]

Whats the moral of this crime?

Must a crime always have a moral these days? Can't you just commit a crime anymore just for the sake of wanting to be evil ?

[nikimcbee]

rescue party en route!:arrgh!:
http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img297/5657/nikit62la1.jpg

let the pooch go!:arrgh!:
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6174/nikit62part5ra1.jpg (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/)

[Jimbuna]

Priceless!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

What next, dog in POW camp?:hmm:

[August]

How about dog on couch instead?

http://mysite.verizon.net/vzesrrf3/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dscf0018cropped.jpg

[nikimcbee]

How about dog on couch instead?

http://mysite.verizon.net/vzesrrf3/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dscf0018cropped.jpg
I see your dog has been in communication with my dog!:rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Whats the moral of this crime?

Must a crime always have a moral these days? Can't you just commit a crime anymore just for the sake of wanting to be evil ?
Reminds me of the sequence from the first Superman movie:

Superman: "Is that how you get your kicks, Luthor? By threatening to kill millions of people?"

Lex Luthor: "No! I get my kicks by KILLING millions of innocent people!"

[nikimcbee]

...THE JUSTICE SYSTEM STRIKES AGAIN!
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