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J.S. Balz writes:
Rejoice everyone! I'm back from the limbo of a dark, secret file away from the world of GWX. Of course being as wonderful as I am, I immediately put out to sea. Seems like deja vu, it's 23 December 1940. We're not in a good position to sink Tommies in the next couple of days, but hope someone else will add a swim to the celebrations on some ships.
My choir is practicing: We Wish You a Swimming Christmas Hoochie Woochie.
Isn't it wonderful to have me back? :smug:
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz (The Magnificent)
An admirable example for the rest of the Kriegsmarine
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
09-09-07, 12:53 PM
i certainly never will be a fan of balz :shifty:
good for me he isnt in WaW to :cool:
Packerton
09-09-07, 01:15 PM
Welcome back Balz :up: :arrgh!:
Canovaro
09-09-07, 03:13 PM
Isn't it wonderful to have me back? :smug:
It certainly is :up:
Penelope_Grey
09-09-07, 03:18 PM
Isn't it wonderful to have me back? :smug:
Only if you enjoy having a relapse of the flu.:rotfl:
J.S. Balz Reports:
28 December 1940
Winny Churchill doesn't like me either. He sent the aircraft carrier Illustrious to get me. A flock of Stringbags attacked me 500 kilometres west of Cape Sao Vicente and two bombs caused extensive damage to the boat. Suspect the hull to be at 20%.
Thanks to my superior leadership and outstanding seamanship we stopped the widespread flooding in all compartments and evaded Winnie's murderous henchmen. :smug:
Heading back to base with detour to Cape Sao Vicente for some ship shopping. Can't have Balz El Magnifico return without some decent tonnage.
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz the Magnificent. :smug:
Jimbuna
09-09-07, 05:09 PM
Isn't it wonderful to have me back? :smug:
Only if you enjoy having a relapse of the flu.:rotfl:
Time for the teaching assistants to be on their mettle ;)
J.S. Balz Reports:
28 December 1940
Winny Churchill doesn't like me either. He sent the aircraft carrier Illustrious to get me. A flock of Stringbags attacked me 500 kilometres west of Cape Sao Vicente and two bombs caused extensive damage to the boat. Suspect the hull to be at 20%.
Thanks to my superior leadership and outstanding seamanship we stopped the widespread flooding in all compartments and evaded Winnie's murderous henchmen. :smug:
Heading back to base with detour to Cape Sao Vicente for some ship shopping. Can't have Balz El Magnifico return without some decent tonnage.
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz the Magnificent. :smug:
And the most humble naturally;) Good luck Balz!
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