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The Avon Lady
08-29-07, 10:57 AM
Not bad, actually (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070829/ap_on_re_us/helmsley_s_pooch;_ylt=AirhurojXc2Etez3pulxeRis0NUE ).

What a wicked, empty woman she was. :down:

Letum
08-29-07, 11:02 AM
Money makes monsters.

The Avon Lady
08-29-07, 11:04 AM
Money makes monsters.
Many things can make monsters out of people. Money is not an absolute in that sense.

Letum
08-29-07, 11:05 AM
Money makes monsters. Many things can make monsters out of people. Money is not an absolute in that sense.

Quite true.

I should ammend to "Greed for money makes monsters." as well.

bradclark1
08-29-07, 11:06 AM
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon8.gif Life's a bitch
Then you die.

Letum
08-29-07, 11:09 AM
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon8.gif Life's a bitch
Then you marry one and if your lucky; it isn't so bad. :D

Then you die! :huh:

joea
08-29-07, 11:23 AM
Maybe her brother should now buy a couple of pitbulls or something. :rotfl:

Letum
08-29-07, 11:25 AM
How long do you get for "murdering" a rich dog?

Biggles
08-29-07, 12:54 PM
How long do you get for "murdering" a rich dog?

3 months in prison.....in the greanpeace section....where you'll last 3 minutes.

tycho102
08-29-07, 01:23 PM
So long Leona.

lesrae
08-29-07, 03:29 PM
Billions to a charitable trust apparently, 'Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust', what do they do then?

The Munster
08-29-07, 03:34 PM
How long do you get for "murdering" a rich dog?

I wouldn't worry about the length of time you'll spend in a holiday camp, the do-gooders will make sure your sentence is reduced and while you're 'languishing', your ill-gotten gains will be making good interest. :up:

OOPS edit .. put holiday camp, meant to put prison camp.

Sailor Steve
08-29-07, 05:23 PM
There's a reason they called her "the queen of mean".

bookworm_020
08-29-07, 06:26 PM
I wouldn't mine the dog's life! One hell of a dog house!:yep: Up there with Snoopy!:lol:

Lafferty
08-29-07, 09:40 PM
damn 3 years for killing a "rich" dog? Well i guess if you only survive for 3 minutes then yes life is a bitch.

Heibges
08-30-07, 06:04 PM
If she had been a man they would have called her "hard nosed", and a "strong leader".

Swede
08-30-07, 11:26 PM
while im itching to comment on their last names, i wont, since avon lady will start crying wolf :|\\

Onkel Neal
08-31-07, 06:21 AM
while im itching to comment on their last names, i wont, since avon lady will start crying wolf :|\\

You may want to consider staying out of this forum if you are going to bait and troll with regularity, Swede.

Swede
08-31-07, 07:18 AM
while im itching to comment on their last names, i wont, since avon lady will start crying wolf :|\\

You may want to consider staying out of this forum if you are going to bait and troll with regularity, Swede.

I apologise Mr Brokeback mt

Takeda Shingen
08-31-07, 07:21 AM
I apologise Mr Brokeback mt

Not a smart thing to say to the site owner and webmaster.

Tchocky
08-31-07, 07:21 AM
while im itching to comment on their last names, i wont, since avon lady will start crying wolf :|\\
You may want to consider staying out of this forum if you are going to bait and troll with regularity, Swede.
I apologise Mr Brokeback mtNow that's just confusing.

Not what, but why.

August
08-31-07, 08:07 AM
I hate nazis.

joea
08-31-07, 08:09 AM
I hate nazis.

Such lack of tolerance August. ;)

StdDev
08-31-07, 08:51 AM
I hate nazis.

I hate tomatoes !

micky1up
08-31-07, 09:09 AM
i dont know that dogs looking rather sexy now:lol:

kiwi_2005
08-31-07, 10:02 AM
I hate spiders!!!

August
08-31-07, 10:54 AM
I hate nazis.
I hate tomatoes !

Supply some rotten tomatoes and we can chuck them at nazis...

StdDev
08-31-07, 01:16 PM
I hate nazis.
I hate tomatoes !

Supply some rotten tomatoes and we can chuck them at nazis...

They're ALL rotten!
.. and I dont wanna be near em..

I know!!! lets throw rotten nazis at Islamics!

Kapitan
08-31-07, 03:19 PM
Can you really say hand on heart you hate them? seriously there are some islamics out there who believe in jihad but wont practice extremism.

Theres nazis out there that follow hitlers ideology missing out bits and pieces they are still nazis but they dont practice ethnic cleansing, or preach hatred in a church or street.

There are gay people out there who openly admit to being gay but dont acctually preach it

I believe in communist ideaology that everyone is equal so that makes me communist

DO YOU HATE ME ?

Onkel Neal
08-31-07, 03:32 PM
while im itching to comment on their last names, i wont, since avon lady will start crying wolf :|\\

You may want to consider staying out of this forum if you are going to bait and troll with regularity, Swede.

I apologise Mr Brokeback mt

I'm just saying. If your brand of humor catches on here, more power to you. But if you continue to antagonize and provoke people, you will be kicked to the curb.

joea
08-31-07, 05:27 PM
Can you really say hand on heart you hate them? seriously there are some islamics out there who believe in jihad but wont practice extremism.

Theres nazis out there that follow hitlers ideology missing out bits and pieces they are still nazis but they dont practice ethnic cleansing, or preach hatred in a church or street.

There are gay people out there who openly admit to being gay but dont acctually preach it

I believe in communist ideaology that everyone is equal so that makes me communist

DO YOU HATE ME ?
Jesus mate, no I don't but you are comparing 3 very different things. Most muslims were born into a muslim culture, religuous indoctrination varies from person to person, and many have their own interpretation of jihad yes...but what most people hate here are the fanatics. Gay people may or not be born like that but are neither a religion nor a political grooup. Sorry mate I've never heard of moderate Nazis...if they don't practice ethnic cleansing it's because they either don't have the power to do so or are just cowards like the neo-nazis we had here 2 weeks ago attack a group of Africans until confronted by young Swiss doing their military service (on leave) who chased them away. Really odd comparison and post. Cheers tovarish.

August
08-31-07, 06:01 PM
Jesus mate, no I don't but you are comparing 3 very different things. Most muslims were born into a muslim culture, religuous indoctrination varies from person to person, and many have their own interpretation of jihad yes...but what most people hate here are the fanatics. Gay people may or not be born like that but are neither a religion nor a political grooup. Sorry mate I've never heard of moderate Nazis...if they don't practice ethnic cleansing it's because they either don't have the power to do so or are just cowards like the neo-nazis we had here 2 weeks ago attack a group of Africans until confronted by young Swiss doing their military service (on leave) who chased them away. Really odd comparison and post. Cheers tovarish.

That pretty much sums up my feelings as well.

Kapitan
09-01-07, 02:45 AM
Just making a point about peoples beliefs i can understand what your saying. :D

Heibges
09-01-07, 12:21 PM
So do these guys. :rotfl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGp7IFc5jbc

In Italian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXS2-tpaEQM

Ishmael
09-02-07, 01:14 PM
I hate nazis.

I hate tomatoes !

I don't care about apathy.

Lafferty
09-02-07, 10:58 PM
Why do yall hate tomatoes??

The Avon Lady
09-03-07, 01:11 AM
Why do yall hate tomatoes??
You do the laundry (http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=65042&videoChannel=4)! :shifty:

UPDATE: Tomatoes are also lethal weapons (http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=62715&videoChannel=4). Some locals with too much time on their hands. :yep: