First Bobit now this

[JALU3]

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2259151320070823?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true):o

[HMCS]

"C'mon, baby light my fire...."

"You crazy bitch! That's not what I meant!"

[Happy Times]

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka.


"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."


:rotfl:

[Dmitry Markov]

http://foto-nat.ru/pic19.jpg

:rock:

[The Avon Lady]

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6144/10432161ck1.jpg

:rock:

[bookworm_020]

Just thinking along the same lines AL:up::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Does it burn when you take a leak?"

[Reaves]

if the fire had of spread I could have used Johnny Cash.

Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire


I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

[bookworm_020]

How about

Looking for a lover who needs another
Don't want another night on my own
I want to share my love with a warmer lover
I want to bring a wild man back home
(Chorus)
Got to have some host stuff baby this evening
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evening
Got to have some hot stuff
Got to have some love tonight

:doh::rock:

[AVGWarhawk]

Perhaps he can light the torch at the next Olympics;) . We can call it a wardrobe malfunction with lighting!:88)

[joea]

No....more ....musical....puns. :damn: :damn:

[The Avon Lady]

No....more ....musical....puns. :damn: :damn:
Can you feel it baby
Can you feel it, here it comes
Feel it, Feel it
Fire, Fire
Something's burning
Something's burning
Something's burning
And I think it's love.
- Kenny Rogers, Something is Burning

[Jimbuna]

Your right, no more puns :nope: ....Here's the song he wrote shortly after his experience :lol:

http://www.song-teksten.com/song_lyrics/wild_orchid/fire/fire/

[Tchocky]

Wound up, cant sleep, cant do anything right, little honey
Oh, since I set my eyes on you
I tell you the truth
T-t-t-t-twistin like a flame in a slow dance, baby
Youre driving me crazy
Come on, little honey
Come on now

Fire
Smoke, she is a rising fire, yeah
Smoke on the horizon, well
Fire
Smoke, she is a rising fire

The Cult - Fire Woman

[The Avon Lady]

Somehow, "Candle in the Wind" comes to mind.

[Jimbuna]

Best one yet :rotfl: