Franco-German Friendship Ball

[Brag]

06 October 1940

You are invited to the first annual Lorient Franco-German Friendship Society Charity Concert and Ball. To be held at the Lorient Mayoritee. Organized by the Lorient Cultural Society and Kptlt. J.S. Balz.

Program:
Lorient Chamber orchestra -- Tchaikovski, Balz of the Flowers.
French Prisoner's of War Wind Ansemble-- Strauss, The Emperor's Balz.

Dinner and dancing 'til dawn.

Proceeds of this event will be donated to La Resistance.

Looking forward to seeing you at this great cultural event

Kptlt. J.S. Balz.
Author of Je Atendre mon Hoochie-Woochie.

[sunvalleyslim]

let me get this right. It's a Franco-German Friendship Ball, but all proceeds go to "La Resistance?

How Chic of you Herr Balz to assist La Resistance. Of course you are well aware the French could not do it there selves.They cannot even save themselves. I believe they will need the assistance of the United States of America. To which they will forget to repay or help in the future, No?

[bookworm_020]

IF you want a laugh, type in "french military victories" into google and click on the "I'm feeling lucking" button and see what result you get!:rotfl::rotfl:


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

[IrischKapitan]

Google: "Your search-French military victories -did not match any documents. No pages were found. Did you mean French military defeats?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, Was there ajoke after that? I didn't even need to read it, the opening line was so funny

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2025/frencharmyknifemc6.jpg



Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.


Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

i think i will join the brits on the ocean floor instead of joining balz's party. :shifty:

[VolvicCH]

Im sure Napoleon would be turning in his grave if he read this thread ;)





Have a nice day :)

[bigboywooly]

Not a lot for the French to parade as in the way of " modern " victories
History shows they had lots with Napoleon

Same can be said of a lot of nations

I heard the other day that the new Spanish navy has glass bottomed hulls


So they can see the old Spanish navy

:rotfl:

[Foghladh_mhara]

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

thats for when they have to go battling.
first thing they do is retreating :rotfl::rotfl:

[IrischKapitan]

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear


Fogh, should than not be in case the enemy attacks from the front???

[Von Manteuffel]

"Franco-German Friendship" :huh: - one of the truly great oxymorons.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear

Fogh, should than not be in case the enemy attacks from the front???

how can they attack from the back if they retreat ? :rotfl::rotfl:

[Foghladh_mhara]

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear


Fogh, should than not be in case the enemy attacks from the front???

The reverse gears cover the frontal attack the forward gear is for the rear attack.

[Brag]

What is all this Frog-bashing have to do with a party? Have you. gentlemen, forgotten how to booze it up? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

kinda hard to booze it up on the ocean floor dont you think :rotfl:

[Shelton]

lookin forward to hooking up with some French women!