2nd. Flotille Party

[Brag]

01 June 1940


His face turning red, Admiral Doenitz said, "I don't care what you think of Balz. He might be the most obnoxious seaman who has ever lived. He sinks ships."
"Jawhol, Herr Admiral," Krvtkpt Schmenk answered.
"You will organize a supeb party, for an officer who has sunk 2 battle ships and 151.000 tons in one patrol. You will also honour all the other Kaleuns."

Schmenk sat down and pounded on a typewriter:

In honour of his receiving the oak leaves and swords to his KC. We're having a party for Kptlt. Balz. Anyone refusing to attend because they think Balz is an obnoxious bastard will be punished. Those who express that his song Meet me in Balzimore You Hoochie Woochie it a peace of garbage scow load of rubbish shall keep quiet and not groan while Balz performs it.

To ease everyone's suffering, we shall provide adequate quantities of confiscated Polish vodka. Good German beer and brandy will also be present. CaptZap promised girls from Consuela's establishment.

Attendance is mandatory
D. Schmenk. Kvtcpt.

[CapZap1970]

01 June 1940


His face turning red, Admiral Doenitz said, "I don't care what you think of Balz. He might be the most obnoxious seaman who has ever lived. He sinks ships."
"Jawhol, Herr Admiral," Krvtkpt Schmenk answered.
"You will organize a supeb party, for an officer who has sunk 2 battle ships and 151.000 tons in one patrol. You will also honour all the other Kaleuns."

Schmenk sat down and pounded on a typewriter:

In honour of his receiving the oak leaves and swords to his KC. We're having a party for Kptlt. Balz. Anyone refusing to attend because they think Balz is an obnoxious bastard will be punished. Those who express that his song Meet me in Balzimore You Hoochie Woochie it a peace of garbage scow load of rubbish shall keep quiet and not groan while Balz performs it.

To ease everyone's suffering, we shall provide adequate quantities of confiscated Polish vodka. Good German beer and brandy will also be present. CaptZap promised girls from Consuela's establishment.

Attendance is mandatory
D. Schmenk. Kvtcpt.
Far from beeing just a promise, everything is ready for your arrival. ;)
Thanks to a friend of mine, I mianaged to obtain certain luxury foods that are normally absent during war periods, but it was no problem, I just bribed him :rotfl:
Just in case, I had in my pocket a letter from Gross Admiral Doenitz, saying that if the party was for Herr Balz, all cooperation had to be given to make the best party ever.
CapZap

[Brag]

Slurp, slurp, slurp.
Cheers everyone, time to wassail! With someone like me to honour, it has to be a good party. :smug:

Ein prosit, ein prosit, gemutlichkeit :()1: :()1: :()1:

Good party, Zap. I'll write a tango in your honour. I'll call it: Uno Hoochie Woochie and have Libertad Lamarque sing it to you.

[CapZap1970]

Slurp, slurp, slurp.
Cheers everyone, time to wassail! With someone like me to honour, it has to be a good party. :smug:

Ein prosit, ein prosit, gemutlichkeit :()1: :()1: :()1:

Good party, Zap. I'll write a tango in your honour. I'll call it: Uno Hoochie Woochie and have Libertad Lamarque sing it to you.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Nice touch, Herr Balz... (choir): ein prooosit ein proosit, zu gemütlichkeit, EINS, ZWEI, SOFAAAAR!!!! :()1:
Oooops, those 2 ladies are calling you to their table...
CapZap

[Brag]

Slurp, slurp, slurp.
Cheers everyone, time to wassail! With someone like me to honour, it has to be a good party. :smug:

Ein prosit, ein prosit, gemutlichkeit :()1: :()1: :()1:

Good party, Zap. I'll write a tango in your honour. I'll call it: Uno Hoochie Woochie and have Libertad Lamarque sing it to you.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Nice touch, Herr Balz... (choir): ein prooosit ein proosit, zu gemütlichkeit, EINS, ZWEI, SOFAAAAR!!!! :()1:
Oooops, those 2 ladies are calling you to their table...
CapZap

Yahooooooooooo!
Gut iffninckz, ladies :D . . .

[papa_smurf]

If Balz does turn up - the drinks are on him (the smug git)

[Brag]

If Balz does turn up - the drinks are on him (the smug git)

Balz will give a speech shortly :roll:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Brag]

Gut iffninckzz! For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting me, I'm Johan Sebastian Balz. It is my delight to honor you with my presence. I have just returned from Berlin and coffee with our Fuhrer, who in his wisdom shook my hand and congratulated me. :smug:

I will keep this speech short. We have the English on the run. Their ships huddle in miserable convoys shaking in fear of me and my colleagues. It is hopeless for them, they are sausage! :smug:

So, let's drink and have fun. Then, we'll go to sea and finish the job. The orchestra will now play one of my musical arrangements: It's a Long Way to Balzirary. :smug:

[drussxx]

what Gross Admiral Doenitz failed to mention, was that Frau Donenitz will be the main part of the caberet act. attendance to watch her sing and dance will be mandatory.the truck heading for the Eastern front will be parked out the back for anyone who uses earplugs,or any other implemement. that stops you hearing her beautiful voice,and gracefull dancing. me iam off on a long patrol .ASAP.