Translate your Favorite Quotes To Engrish.

[Packerton]

Fun Game and time Killer. :up:

1.Just go to this site
http://translate.google.com/translate_t

2.Type in your favorite quote
3. Click the drop down menu and select english to japanese BETA
4. Click translate
5. Copy and paste the translation on the right into the text box
6. Click the drop down menu and select japanese to english BETA
7. Click translate there's your phrase in engrish


Heres mine

Original: "All you need is Good men."
Engrish: "Those where you need are just the good person" :rotfl:

[fatty]

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"

“All rights, the sweetheart, it waits for what? Breakfast of bed? The day when difference of party it clears up beautifully and crosses! Like day of farm there is the Marines day. Feast of all meals! All paycheck good fortunes! All formation parades! As for me the party which loves!”

[P_Funk]

"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. "

or

"As for us those perhaps in field with the land of landing is cost with the beach, our islands, us fight with anything, us it fights, us fought with the hill the protection and as, it fights; We do not hand under any condition."

:rotfl:

Churchill is the best even in engrish.

edit.
"We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."

or

"We pierce the time the time as at all not happened, one and the stumble, hurries in our ourselves truth our majority."

[Reaves]

Original

I know it's out of fashion And a trifle uncool
But I can't help it I'm a romantic fool
It's a habit of mine To watch the sun go down
On Echo beach, I watch the sun go down

From nine till five I have to spend my time at work
The job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

On a silent summer evening The sky's alive with light
Building in the distance Surrealistic sight
On Echo Beach Waves make the only sound
On Echo Beach There's not a soul around

From nine till five I have to spend my time at work
The job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

Echo Beach
Far away in time
Echo Beach
Far away in time


Translation

I have known that it is that from method but and the trivial thing which is not calm
as for me as for me who cannot help that as for that it is the romantic idiot
in order to observe at that the sun which is habit of my ones becomes down state
with the echo beach, as for me I who observe at that the sun sinks
work with the work of boredom, must use my my time very, the day when up to 5 as for the clerk there is the only thing which helps the time pass which is as for me it comes returning to the echo beach from 9 and with the evening light/write of the silent summer which has been known the space which lives every otherAs for the building Surrealistic vision echo beach wave I who is not the echo beach mind which makes the only sound work with the work of boredom, must use my my time very, the day when up to 5 as for the clerk there is the only thing which helps the time pass which is as for me it comes returning to the echo beach from 9 and in the echo beach distance which has been known at time in the echo beach distance at time


-I don't think i'll be using that translator to talk to people in other languages any time soon.

[Sir Big Jugs]

"Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division ;and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts."



The humanity is uniform in rich and poor, in owners of explored property and; and to the fundamental reassumed one deste;and of the division of the antagonism between poor and rich it means reassuming itself of the fundamental customs.

[TteFAboB]

Some of people everyone times, and some person of the people it is not possible always to deceive people everyone who always can deceive. - Wheybaham Rincorn.

95% hour of 95% people of the time when it is not possible to deceive people everyone always, and 87% where it is possible to deceive 87% of the people.

[bookworm_020]

Original

I know it's out of fashion And a trifle uncool
But I can't help it I'm a romantic fool
It's a habit of mine To watch the sun go down
On Echo beach, I watch the sun go down

From nine till five I have to spend my time at work
The job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

On a silent summer evening The sky's alive with light
Building in the distance Surrealistic sight
On Echo Beach Waves make the only sound
On Echo Beach There's not a soul around

From nine till five I have to spend my time at work
The job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

Echo Beach
Far away in time
Echo Beach
Far away in time


Translation

I have known that it is that from method but and the trivial thing which is not calm
as for me as for me who cannot help that as for that it is the romantic idiot
in order to observe at that the sun which is habit of my ones becomes down state
with the echo beach, as for me I who observe at that the sun sinks
work with the work of boredom, must use my my time very, the day when up to 5 as for the clerk there is the only thing which helps the time pass which is as for me it comes returning to the echo beach from 9 and with the evening light/write of the silent summer which has been known the space which lives every otherAs for the building Surrealistic vision echo beach wave I who is not the echo beach mind which makes the only sound work with the work of boredom, must use my my time very, the day when up to 5 as for the clerk there is the only thing which helps the time pass which is as for me it comes returning to the echo beach from 9 and in the echo beach distance which has been known at time in the echo beach distance at time


-I don't think i'll be using that translator to talk to people in other languages any time soon.

Martha and the muffins!:huh: What have you done!:nope:

[Reaves]

Martha and the muffins!:huh: What have you done!:nope:

I like singing the new version! Try it out!

[Chock]

This one is a work of genius in either language:rotfl:

To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them

For a certain or because it is not, that is question. Whether or not “with heart, the topping lift and the arrow of inhuman good fortune it is nobler suffers or tis or in order trouble, and to take the arm vis-a-vis the sea by in the opposite direction, those finishes thing

And this one is good too:

It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

That is big leap of 1 for step and the mankind whose one for the person is small

but I think these are my favourites:

set phasers to stun

Put phasers in order to faint

and

All your base are belong to us

Your basis belongs to us entirely, it is

:D Chock

[Heibges]

[quote=P_Funk
Churchill is the best even in engrish.

edit.
"We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."

or

"We pierce the time the time as at all not happened, one and the stumble, hurries in our ourselves truth our majority."[/quote]

At first glance, I thought this came back as a haiku?:D

[P_Funk]

Churchill is the best even in engrish.

edit.
"We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."

or

"We pierce the time the time as at all not happened, one and the stumble, hurries in our ourselves truth our majority."

At first glance, I thought this came back as a haiku?:D
What an awesome idea!

We pierce the time
the time as
at all not happened,
one and the stumble, hurries in
our ourselves
truth our majority.

Now imagine Shatner reading that!

[Reaves]

What an awesome idea!

We pierce the time
the time as
at all not happened,
one and the stumble, hurries in
our ourselves
truth our majority.

Now imagine Shatner reading that!

:rotfl::rotfl::up:

[AntEater]

Mark Anthony's speech for Caesar in Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar":

The friend and the building rice field person of Romans your ear lend me;
I come him burying Caesar because you do not praise;
There is oft interred the thing badness where the person does the life after those, it is good depending upon the bone, so certain Caesar permits that Caesar being enthusiastic…
Noble Brutus Hath informed: When we assumed if, that was sad defect, and to that as for hath Caesar you answer terribly…
Here, under the permission of Brutus and remainder,
(because of Brutus is the nice person; Everyone so it is; I which all nice people) you speak come with the funeral of Caesar and…
He my friend, was faithful to me and fair: But Brutus means that he is enthusiastic; And is Brutus the nice person….
where He in Rome which does the earth laid of the treasure box whose ransom is general accompanied the house captive in hath large number:
Caesar remain it seems that is enthusiastic?
When that shouted the pauper, hath of Caesar cried: Ambition should have consisted of the raw materials of sterner:
However, Brutus means that he is enthusiastic;
And Brutus is the nice person.
Entirely, I who looked at that of Lupercal in 3 times showed the kingly crown in him,
he cut off in 3 times which: Was there this ambition? However, Brutus means that he is enthusiastic;
And, truly, he is the nice person. I speak because counterevidence it does not do, but as for me speaking those which I have known some Brutus spoke, it is here.
Entirely one time, without the cause without of being he was loved:
Some cause and refrains in order to sigh because of that?
The judgment of o!
As for the art and the person of thou which it can escape to the savage animal the reason which is lost….
Me holding the [ma] which is attached; Until my center in Caesar and the casket there is there, comes returning to me I must stop.

From St. Crispian's day speech:
As for us small amount and happy our small amount of the sibling, our bands are attached; Be my sibling where the he removes the present my that blood for the sake of;

[P_Funk]

Our bands are attached... :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George. S Patton.

Engrish:
The coarse item did not win war by dying because of that country. As for him for that country other it won that with the compilation of the false dies which badly ones cannot be said.

:o ....ok....:rotfl:

the text sounds more like how Yoda speaks

[Takeda Shingen]

Wow. It doesn't even handle translated Sun Tzu well:

Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his enemy's fate.

becomes

The sensitivity or non realistic and the specialist do not leave the mark; Mysterious, he is not audible in God. Therefore he is master of destiny of that enemy.

That's just ugly.

[AntEater]

http://www.globalresearch.ca/articlePictures/Mission-accomplished.jpg

"It archieved delegation!"
:rotfl:

[P_Funk]

Wow. It doesn't even handle translated Sun Tzu well:

Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his enemy's fate.
Are you sure that wasn't in one of the Hitman games?:p

[JSLTIGER]

"Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalks us all our lives, but I'd rather believe that time is a companion that goes with us on a journey and reminds us to cherish every moment--because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived." -Capt. Jean-Luc Picard

"As for someone one time hour time went it is the friend who makes remember in order in us to make the time of all important, on the other hand believing hang on in all our life us, with us of travelling, to predator me, but as been I, called--Because that does not come under any condition for the second time. We had lived rear what which is left us how, it is not about important."

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." -John Lennon

"Life is while to plan other things being busy, you how mean."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, August 5, 2004

"Our enemies progressive, 冨 to see in idea, therefore it is we. You do not stop the fact that you think concerning the new method they never giving damage to our countries and our people and which us."

Even the translator couldn't handle Bush! :rotfl:

[Chock]

I think you've hit the nail on the head there P_Funk, it's the perfect Shatner dialogue-making machine, it even adds the ridiculous dramatic pauses.

And as any sane person knows, Shatner is the messiah.

To paraphrase JT Kirk:

The needs of the many, outweight the needs of the one ...

Many necessity exceeds the necessity of the thing

:D Chock

[Packerton]

http://www.globalresearch.ca/articlePictures/Mission-accomplished.jpg

"It archieved delegation!"
:rotfl:


Thanks for makeing my Day :rotfl: