Avon Lady Has Been Arrested!

[tycho102]

"She will undergo psychological tests and the investigation is continuing. It's something we haven't dealt with before," said police spokesperson Micky Rosenfeld. (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20070807213139938C283837)


All subsim'ers please go to her website and donate, to help her make bail and pay her legal defense fees!

SET AVON FREE!
http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg

[emtmedic005]

Wow i didnt releaize she was that cute haha

[emtmedic005]

heres a nother link
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?c=JPArticle&cid=1186066404632&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

It says she was released

[geetrue]

I request DNA testing before handing over any money ... :know:

Plus that link states the lady was only 24 ... Avon lady was much smarter than 24.

Nice try though ...

[donut]

She is two tidey bowl men short of a full bowl:doh: Glad she got released.

[Jimbuna]

I thought she'd been missing a while :hmm:

[Enigma]

Cute girl. :yep:

[bookworm_020]

Was she this woman?:hmm:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3434891,00.html

I'm not sure, I want to see her in hand cuffs being thrown in the back of a MP van yelling out "I'm Avon Lady!"

[elite_hunter_sh3]

so is this a joke or are u being serious????:huh:

[Reaves]

They should reenlist her in the army, it's obvious she is a determined soldier. :yep:

[emtmedic005]

I would let her be my CO any day, hahahaha I love chicks in uniforms, even if there faking it, ooooooooooH!

[Dimitrius07]

Yes you can buy Army uniform in the special stores. The story thimse to be true because its not a first time something like that is happening in my country, belive me! We have many patriots.

Avon you are a women with "men balls" :up:
Long live Israel :rock:

[AntEater]

Lol, the Hauptmann of Köpenick pretended to be a Hauptmann in oder to rob a town. This gal pretended to be a Hauptmann (what is the israeli rank for Captain?) in order to be just that. Talk about idealism....

[Rilder]

I'd risk life and limb to set that girl free. :o

[elite_hunter_sh3]

so this IS A.L right???? :huh::huh::huh::huh:

[Reaves]

so this IS A.L right???? :huh::huh::huh::huh:

If you have to ask, you'll never know. :p:rotfl:

[kiwi_2005]

so this IS A.L right???? :huh::huh::huh::huh:

That aint AL, if it was their did be a Beretta sniper rifle on her shoulder & a USA Bandana round her head while doing the Power to the people fist salute :D

[August]

so this IS A.L right???? :huh::huh::huh::huh:
That aint AL, if it was their did be a Beretta sniper rifle on her shoulder & a USA Bandana round her head while doing the Power to the people fist salute :D

Yeah and the Beretta would be real.

[STEED]

If thats AL then give me her Avon products I want the young look. :lol:

[Oberon]

so this IS A.L right???? :huh::huh::huh::huh:

Don't be silly! AL would never have gotten caught!! ;)

http://www.mdcclxxvi.us/media/7/sniper.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

so this IS A.L right???? :huh::huh::huh::huh:

Don't be silly! AL would never have gotten caught!! ;)


Unless she allowed herself to be captured... :hmm:

[geetrue]

She's a fast thinker ... she'll make a come back.

Probably just traveling ... :yep:

[Yahoshua]

She could also have been protesting at Hevron recently. (It's only a stones' throw away from Jerusalem).

[NefariousKoel]

You're makin' my head hurt.

I'm busy bustin' her out of incarceration. Who's with me?

[Jimbuna]

Would someone kindly explain what the true state of play is here ? :hmm:

[geetrue]

Here's another clue to the where abouts of the Avon Lady aka AL

Seems a web page in Israel caused a false alarm last night for NYPD

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3436274,00.html

[Jimbuna]

Cool....she might bump into my son....he flew there this afternoon :cool:

[The Avon Lady]

Don't set me free
And leave me all alone
Don't make me be
Just a rolling stone
Lock me up and throw the key away
Make me a prisoner night and day
And whatever you do to me
Don't set me free


:roll:

Idjits - the lotta yas! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Don't set me free
And leave me all alone
Don't make me be
Just a rolling stone
Lock me up and throw the key away
Make me a prisoner night and day
And whatever you do to me
Don't set me free


:roll:

Idjits - the lotta yas! :yep:

:roll: ......:hmm: ....could have a point there like :hmm:

[The Avon Lady]

And just to squelch any additional rumor mongering, this isn't me under arrest (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=177_1186867009), either. :nope:

[donut]

Are you trying to say,the reports of your death were greatly exaggerated. Live long ,& prosper AL know we all love you Sister.

[donut]

http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg Is this you? Hot Hot Hot :yep:

[The Avon Lady]

http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg Is this you? Hot Hot Hot :yep:
Yep! That's tycho102 alright! :yep:

:roll:

[Rilder]

http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg Is this you? Hot Hot Hot :yep:
Yep! That's tycho102 alright! :yep:

:roll:


If tycho looks like that then Imma have start batting for the other team! :o :rotfl:

[geetrue]

It's just not the same around here without you AL ...

Welcome back ... got any hot links for us. lol

[Iceman]

And just to squelch any additional rumor mongering, this isn't me under arrest (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=177_1186867009), either. :nope:LOL... thank God that is'nt you.

[sunvalleyslim]

Guys.
That ain't her. No chick that looks that good is going to have to go to a base to get some action. The real woman has some serious issues and if the Men there couldn't see the obvious, then she had to have been an officer before. There's no way to fake it that well, unless the world is trying to be politically correct and assumes that just becuz she doesn't know **** she fits in.............God help Us...........

[Jimbuna]

Well I heard that her therapist is claiming she did nothing wrong :lol:

[tycho102]

Welcome back, Avon.

That was a totally hair-brained story. I don't think that would've worked anywhere but Israel, where the reservists are ingrained throughout the society. Anyway, I read that and Avon was the first one I thought of until I saw the age. Then I was browsing through Subsim, and there was the thread about her being missing on vacation. The story was crazy and the posting conditions ideal.

That's just some O-3 active-duty girl in the picture. The female in the news story was running around as a captain, so I flipped through my pictures for O3's. It was either that one or Scooby-doo, so I went with the slightly more mature looking one.
http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0184.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Now that this story has come to it's conclusion, Avon Lady, no matter how many hackles you raise or flagrant retorts you post, the Subsim members were a bit concerned. That in itself is worth something!

[Jimbuna]

That in itself is worth something!

Precisely.....my price is a bottle of dark rum ;) :()1:

[STEED]

That in itself is worth something!

Precisely.....my price is a bottle of dark rum ;) :()1:

BURP..........................:oops:

Sorry jim just drunk your dark rum. :D

Don't panic a crate is on it's way. ;)

[AVGWarhawk]

I was thing more along the lines of a humanitarian effort or looking after out for Subsims own!

[Jimbuna]

That in itself is worth something!

Precisely.....my price is a bottle of dark rum ;) :()1:

BURP..........................:oops:

Sorry jim just drunk your dark rum. :D

Don't panic a crate is on it's way. ;)

Just make sure it's Wood's ;)

[AVGWarhawk]

Oh hell, just make mine Johnny Walker Blue Label....Pinch is fine also;) Humanitarian effort, what was I thinking?

[kiwi_2005]

http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg Is this you? Hot Hot Hot :yep:


Yes Jewish woman are beautiful. I was once married to one! :yep:

She looks spit image of my (ex) sisterinlaw

[Jimbuna]

Oh hell, just make mine Johnny Walker Blue Label....Pinch is fine also;) Humanitarian effort, what was I thinking?

It's on it's way.....just hope the carier pigeon has the stamina to get across the Atlantic :lol:

[AVGWarhawk]

Oh hell, just make mine Johnny Walker Blue Label....Pinch is fine also;) Humanitarian effort, what was I thinking?

It's on it's way.....just hope the carier pigeon has the stamina to get across the Atlantic :lol:

Just hope the bugger does not like scotch:o

[nikimcbee]

SET AVON FREE!
http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg

I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you!

[nikimcbee]

Now that this story has come to it's conclusion, Avon Lady, no matter how many hackles you raise or flagrant retorts you post, the Subsim members were a bit concerned. That in itself is worth something!

That's it!:damn: What do I do with the wookie suit I rented?:damn:

[Capt. Shark Bait]

They should reenlist her in the army, it's obvious she is a determined soldier. :yep:

QFT:rock: definitely puts the draft dodgers to shame. i hope the government doesn't go after her with an indictment.

[lorcan3]

Well AL, you're mu're much more beautiful and slimmer than the woman on the firearm video and I'm glad that this arrest stuff story was just that. A fiction story.
I guess we need a little shot in the arm every once in a while, eh?
I'm glad it was just a story. What's the weather like in Jerusalem? My favorite place was the Sea of Galilee. I also like the river Jordan where an old Arab merchant had an orange juice machine that he made fresh orange juice from fresh oranges from Joppa. I've never tasted an orange juice since that was sweeter and had the pulp that the Arab merchant made. One of these days I'll come back and visit and see how much it has changed since 1978. I do remember that our tour guide led us through the marketplaces of Old Jerusalem and we read in Stars and Stripes that a merchant cart had been loaded with C-4 explosives and went off an hour after we left that same spot! We were in a hurry and had to get to Capernaum and Ceaserea and had left Jerusalem when the cart had exploded! God was watching over us that day and we all felt a shiver run up and down our spine when we read the article. We spent 3 weeks in Haifa after we had spent a month in Alexandria, Egypt.:arrgh!: Keelhaul him and make sure ya get ALL the barnacles off this time!

[The Avon Lady]

[INDENT]Well AL, you're mu're much more beautiful and slimmer than the woman on the firearm video
/avon hires private eye to debug house and office

:shifty: :shifty: :shifty:
I guess we need a little shot in the arm every once in a while, eh?
/avon faints

:dead: :dead: :dead:

:p
What's the weather like in Jerusalem?
Hot! Hot! Hot! I think the English used giant fans to steer their recent hot weather this way.

My desktop weather gadget says it's 27 outside right now at 10:23AM. The temps will be hitting close to 40 during the next few days, till after the weekend. :sunny:
My favorite place was the Sea of Galilee. I also like the river Jordan where an old Arab merchant had an orange juice machine that he made fresh orange juice from fresh oranges from Joppa.
Jaffa (Yaffo in Hebrew) is the name of Israel's ancient port city, on the southern tip of Tel Aviv. Labeled Jaffa brand oranges, however, can come from anywhere in the country. Israel's a big citrus fruit producer. No scurvy over here. :nope:
I've never tasted an orange juice since that was sweeter and had the pulp that the Arab merchant made. One of these days I'll come back and visit and see how much it has changed since 1978.
Big differences.
I do remember that our tour guide led us through the marketplaces of Old Jerusalem and we read in Stars and Stripes that a merchant cart had been loaded with C-4 explosives and went off an hour after we left that same spot!
We have long ago stopped frequenting Arab markets, both for security's and principle's sake. :yep:

[geetrue]

:shifty:
Hot! Hot! Hot! I think the English used giant fans to steer their recent hot weather this way.

My desktop weather gadget says it's 27 outside right now at 10:23AM. The temps will be hitting close to 40 during the next few days, till after the weekend. :sunny:
:yep:

If it was 27 degrees over here I would have to put another log on the fire ... Forty degrees is not too bad, but you still need a coat. Just kidding :yep:

I heard it snowed over in Israel a few years ago ...

I bet your on that EU temp instead of the USA one, uh?

It was 93 degrees here yesterday ... suppose to be upper 90's today ...

[The Avon Lady]

If it was 27 degrees over here I would have to put another log on the fire ... Forty degrees is not too bad, but you still need a coat. Just kidding :yep:
We're at 36 now. Soon heading off to the coast for a beach-side swim and sandwich supper.
I heard it snowed over in Israel a few years ago ...
Not at all uncommon in the Jerusalem mountains, Gallilee and certainly the Golan, with Mt. Hermon being the country's sole ski resort - which closes when there's too much snow to handle. :damn:
I bet your on that EU temp instead of the USA one, uh?
You mean celcius/centigrade. Of course but that's nothing to do with the EU.

[nikimcbee]

Now that this story has come to it's conclusion, Avon Lady, no matter how many hackles you raise or flagrant retorts you post, the Subsim members were a bit concerned. That in itself is worth something!

That's it!:damn: What do I do with the wookie suit I rented?:damn:

So, that's not you?:hmm: :dead: :oops:
d'oh!

[nikimcbee]

SET AVON FREE!
http://tron-chaser.net/girls/idf_girls/idfchicks_0186.jpg

I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you!

Well,there goes another dream girl, lost to reality.:damn: :shifty:

[Camaero]

nikimcbee, you are a little late on the whole figuring things out thing! :rotfl: