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elite_hunter_sh3
08-08-07, 11:59 AM
Yemeni security forces have killed four al-Qaeda militants suspected of killing 10 people, including eight Spaniards, in a suicide attack, officials say.


so wut they r saying is they killed 4 suicide bombers who killed 10 pple some time ago...:doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: they shudda said " killed 4 etc...etc. who masterminded the attacks" or something along that line...:shifty::shifty::shifty:
fatty
08-08-07, 12:01 PM
Or maybe the security forces used a suicide attack to kill the militants.
joea
08-08-07, 02:33 PM
They dug them up and shot them again to be sure. :dead:
TLAM Strike
08-08-07, 02:41 PM
They dug them up and shot them again to be sure. :dead:

Everyone knows that Al-Qaeda is made up of an army of half dead zombies! :roll:

You got to dig them up and cut out the eyes and heart to be sure they can't keep fighting. :up:
Jimbuna
08-08-07, 04:28 PM
Don't forget the beheading bit :yep:
waste gate
08-08-07, 05:20 PM
Its not the news getting dumber, more like those reporting the news with a slant getting dumber.
Safe-Keeper
08-09-07, 08:59 AM
Remains of suicide bombers arrested. Great. Now let's get Amnesty and the Red Cross over there to make sure the remains are handled honorably. We don't want no torchering o'alleched terroizts' body parts, nossir.

And give them a fair trial by medium, too, we need to make sure it really was a suicide attack, and not an explosion from... other causes.
ABBAFAN
08-09-07, 02:10 PM
I recall an article in a newspaper describing the Titanic hitting an iceberg going at 18 knots.
Steel_Tomb
08-09-07, 04:56 PM
Wait a second, how can they kill SUICIDE bombers? If they've killed 10 people how could the security forces kill the bombers? They're already dead??
HunterICX
08-09-07, 05:17 PM
Wait a second, how can they kill SUICIDE bombers? If they've killed 10 people how could the security forces kill the bombers? They're already dead??

by shooting them 0,01 sec before they press their button:yep:
P_Funk
08-10-07, 04:00 AM
Aren't people calling them Homicide Bombers these day? http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/184/jacktx6.gif
Konovalov
08-10-07, 04:05 AM
Aren't people calling them Homicide Bombers these day? http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/184/jacktx6.gif

Laughable really isn't it? I believe Fox News changed policy and started using that term but they seem to have now reverted back to the correct term suicide bomber.
Tchocky
08-10-07, 06:11 AM
or...suiciders :roll:
bookworm_020
08-12-07, 09:11 PM
Well there are still living Kamakazi piolts from WW2 that still live!
NefariousKoel
08-12-07, 11:10 PM
Wait a second, how can they kill SUICIDE bombers? If they've killed 10 people how could the security forces kill the bombers? They're already dead??
by shooting them 0,01 sec before they press their button:yep:

He can't push a button if you disable his hand!
The Avon Lady
08-13-07, 12:18 AM
Aren't people calling them Homicide Bombers these day? http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/184/jacktx6.gif

Laughable really isn't it?
Yeh, so funneh!