Who is Bernard?????

[wmes1]

and why does everybody blame him for screw up's?? Sorry but I'm abit new...

[Brag]

You have to blame someone for your screw ups. Bernard is always ready to take the blame. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Bernard is a bit like a crash test dummy.

Everyone here abuses the poor guy... and all he needs is a bit of understanding.:shifty:

[Schöneboom]

Bernard's the one who put the FU in FUBAR! :lol:

[danlisa]

....and all he needs is a bit of understanding.:shifty:

It's easy to see why when you think of the person who created him.:p
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

[bookworm_020]

Bernard, the source of all problems! :yep:

[GakunGak]

Is Bernard married at all, have kids?:lol:

[Blacklight]

Bernard is the best crewmember I've ever had on my sub ! He's fantastic ! I know it would be difficult for me and my crew without him, but we'd be more than happy to transfer him to YOUR Uboat if you want ! An experience with Bernard aboard is an experience to be treasured for a LIFETIME !!!

[emtmedic005]

Bernard is the one crewmember who drops the wrench when DDs are hunting us. Every boat has a Bernard. hahaha

[Canovaro]

There's a Bernard in each one of us. :hmm:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

bernard is the best to use as torpedo ;)
stuff him with gas and gun powder. then fire him from the torpedo tube (forward or stern doesnt matter) and he'l just swim back after a hit with another ship :o

but never let his mouth open when on silent running... else he start singing :shifty:
so stuff his teddy in his mouth :arrgh!:

[GakunGak]

I thought Bernard is eliminated execution style with patches.....:hmm:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

bernard is unfortunatly invincible :nope:

[STEED]

Bernard is Mr October in the 1940 calender Big Boy in Big Boat. :shifty:

And no I don't have a copy of it. :stare:

Just heard it from somewhere. :roll:

[Blacklight]

You know what would be interesting ? A Bernard mod to pop into GWX. Maybe make it so every ship you get has Bernard on board and make random things go wrong at JUST THE RIGHT moments. Some of this is possible with the sabotage setting in Silent Hunter Commander, but I'm sure there's more Bernard fun that may be able to be added somehow.

[Dowly]

....and all he needs is a bit of understanding.:shifty:
It's easy to see why when you think of the person who created him.:p
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

I wish I could go back in time and undo that thread... look at all the trouble Dowly Jr. has gotten himself into... :cry:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

else it would be dinsdale :rotfl:
i have no idea who came up with this name but its in one of those pictures to

[Jimbuna]

I wish I could go back in time and undo that thread... look at all the trouble Dowly Jr. has gotten himself into... :cry:

Don't do that mate :nope: Then we'd be left with a Kaleun Jochen Mohr :arrgh!:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[papa_smurf]

Bernard has often been the bane of many of my careers.:damn:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Don't do that mate :nope: Then we'd be left with a Kaleun Jochen Mohr :arrgh!:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

[TarJak]

You know what would be interesting ? A Bernard mod to pop into GWX. Maybe make it so every ship you get has Bernard on board and make random things go wrong at JUST THE RIGHT moments. Some of this is possible with the sabotage setting in Silent Hunter Commander, but I'm sure there's more Bernard fun that may be able to be added somehow.

Who needs that? My Bernard is self installed an unable to be uninstalled.:oops::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[d@rk51d3]

Bernards the guy that always drops the soap.

He wants you to leave your career feeling $h@ft3d.

[johan_d]

Strange.. I have a Bernard on the boat, and he is one hell of a good helmsman!

What did you all do to him to get him krank?

[STEED]

else it would be dinsdale :rotfl:
i have no idea who came up with this name but its in one of those pictures to

Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4758/snme3.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Strange.. I have a Bernard on the boat, and he is one hell of a good helmsman!

What did you all do to him to get him krank?
Every time something goes wrong, Bernard gets blamed. Even if there is no crewman named Bernard. Trust us, he's there.


And he's waiting.

[Jimbuna]

....hence the ageless saying...."Watch out....Bernards about"!! :yep:

[Steel_Tomb]

"Bernard, rig for silent running!"
"Aye Kaleun, ahead flank!"

ALLLLAAAARRRRRMMMM!!!!!:rotfl:

[GakunGak]

"Bernard, rig for silent running!"
"Aye Kaleun, ahead flank!"

ALLLLAAAARRRRRMMMM!!!!!:rotfl:
Don't remind me....:rotfl: :up: :rock: