Doenitz's Secret Weapon: The U-DUCK

[mookiemookie]

Here are spy pictures taken as das uberduck emerges from the St. Nazaire pens

http://www.woostercollective.com/2007/07/16/giantduck1.jpg

Achtung Englisher!

http://www.woostercollective.com/2007/07/16/giantduck2.jpg


Thought you guys would get a kick out of the world's largest rubber duck in a u-boat pen!

http://www.woostercollective.com/2007/07/florentijn_hofmans_rubber_duckie.html

[Konovalov]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Must be a nightmare with that thing negotiating harbour traffic. :doh:

[Jimbuna]

It's diving times must be frighteningly long as well :lol:

[Konovalov]

:lol: Yeah, even worse than my last Type IX coupled with my slow reaction times. :oops:

[Sailor Steve]

Given its size, I don't see it being a "secret" weapon for long.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Jeez, I'm gonna have nightmares for days... sort of like when I fell asleep during a laxative infomercial... hypnotic suggestion.

(No I didn't crap myself to death... just couldn't get that pseudo doctor talking about "colon cleansing" over and over... out of my head for a long time. If I ever meet that guy... I'm gonna force-feed him Raisin Bran.)

[danurve]

It's diving times must be frighteningly long as well :lol:

Finally!! Something that takes more time to dive then an IX :-j

[Schöneboom]

Gott sei Dank that thing is on our side!!! :o

[ichso]

Maybe this was planned as being used like the Trojan Horse from the Antique ? But which harbour should have got invaded by this and how many soldiers would have fit in it ?
:hmm:

[Blacklight]

Quick !! Someone model this thing and get it into GWX !!! I Want to torpedo a convoy of these things !!!!!:rock:

[ichso]

Quick !! Someone model this thing and get it into GWX !!! I Want to torpedo a convoy of these things !!!!!:rock:
:rotfl:
That things where YOUR secret weapons too ! :nope:

[STEED]

That's one big fecking duck. :o

[papa_smurf]

At least you cannot say that you did not see it coming

[Hitman]

I think the real secret weapon is the baby that plays with such thing :hmm: If they are already very destructive in their normal size (I have two so I know what I'm talking about), just imagine what one who is proportional to that duck can do :rotfl:

[papa_smurf]

Just imagine that thing been thrown at your u-boat!:huh:

[Blacklight]

Just imagine that thing been thrown at your u-boat!:huh:

Or just imagine the captain's face as he raises his perescope and looks at it !

It doesn't matter ! I still want to run into a convoy of these things and blow them out of the water !!! Just looking at the damn thing makes me REALLY want to get a good TMA solution on it !

Would be funny if you're listening on the hydrophone and suddenly you hear "Squeeksqueek .... Squeeksqueek..... Squeeksqueek...." and it's not dolphins.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
mein gott what did they make now
soon the brits will fear these things for theyre cuteness

:hmm: i wonder if bernard plays with it

[dmlavan]

Will this be in GWX 1.04 too? ;)

[ichso]

Yes please :o :roll: :yep:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Yes please :o :roll: :yep:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Overkill]

:huh: Holy Cow! I mean duck....I mean....:doh:

[Reece]

Wouldn't want to be behind it when it "Blows ballast"!!:lol:

[Morts]

Wouldn't want to be behind it when it "Blows ballast"!!:lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

I can almost see an add for toliet duck in here somewhere!:rotfl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGH96n59VRA

[_Seth_]

What the....:o:o:o:o
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Laxative infomercials... pooping ducks AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Really gonna have nightmares now! :o :o :o

<mussst not sleeep>

[TarJak]

:o Pluck a duck!

[Jimbuna]

Does the film 'Convoy' and a CB handle 'Rubber Duck' spring to mind :hmm:

:rotfl:

[TarJak]

10-4 Rubber ducky! We got ourselves a convoy!

[Konovalov]

:o Pluck a duck!

Hmmm, I wonder what ever happened to old Plucker from "Hey Hey it's Sataurday"? :-?

[TarJak]

He went to Europe looking for work last I heard.:rotfl::rotfl:

[Konovalov]

:lol: Heaven help the women of Europe then. Plucker was randy as and quite a naughty boy at times with the female co-host Levinia Nixon I think. ;) Dad said to me that she now does the weather report on one of the Melbourne TV stations. Skinny as a rake that girl. Don't know why Plucker was that interested in her. :lol:

[TarJak]

Gotta agree. Saw her on Ch9 Melbourne the other night doing the weather. She really could do with a good feed that girl. I don't see what he saw in her either.

[Radioshow]

What has Ernie been feeding his rubber ducky?

[Iron Budokan]

haha, I love it. I'm going to show this to my boys, theyll get a kick out of it! :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Does anyone fancy attempting a new skin for it ? :hmm: