You're invited to the Chateau Dardinac

[Brag]

BDU has leased Chateau Dardinac located 20kms from the Keremel docks. This is a nice, secluded palatial manor house where Kriegsmarine officers can relax without shocking the local population.

After two patrols to the other side of the Atlantic, the officers and commander of U-67 invite you to a quiet, subdued, very proper party where the famous herring salad will be served.

Mme. Lulu has promised well mannered, quiet and shy girls to add class to this party.

[GoldenRivet]

Kaleun Brag,

Your parties are always the best! I would delited to attend, you captivated the attention of the officers and crew of U-45 the moment you made mention of "well mannered, quiet and shy girls to add class to this party."

It's just ashamed that the Kriegsmarine's finest will have to be the ones to ruin such poised young ladies!

:arrgh!:

PS. my Chief promises that his behavior will be more in tune with an officer of the kriegsmarine this time around, and that he will NOT be chasing any portly nude french girls through the middle of your knight's cross toast again!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

From: U-124
To: U-67

when is this party Herr Brag ?

right now im chasing a few brits near america :arrgh!:
i shal be there in about a week.

my crew (without bernard) is planning somthing for you. unfortunatly i have no idea what.

keep one of these shy girls for me eh ;)


Mohr.

[Reece]

I'll accept the invitation, I'm on my 14th patrol (U-52) & need a break!:yep: Is Thomson going to be there?:D Wouldn't be the same without him!:lol:

[headcase]

Although we are grateful for your kind invtation, my crew and I will not be able to attend and send our regrets. We must head back out to sea to avoid being questioned about a not so sedate soiree. Just this once it may be best to leave port at Flank.

[Canovaro]

The crew of U-48 will gladly attend your elegant party.

:()1:

[Brag]

Of Course Thompsen will be there! He's been practicing with a bottle of cognac. :cool: Oops gotta run. The beer truck has arrived. Someone left a bunch of cases of Scharlahsberg in the middle of the driveway. A busload of girls from the Moulin Rouge can't get in, either. These preparations are like dancing practice with Black Swans. ;)

[danurve]

Decoded something about girls, alcohol .. :yep:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Brag... i found out what the crew is doing...
they'r making a big pie for you with a KC sign on it

i can assure you... bernard didnt helped with it ;)

[Schöneboom]

he will NOT be chasing any portly nude french girls through the middle of your knight's cross toast again!

What, you mean that's not the standard procedure?? :huh:

[azn_132]

Brag... i found out what the crew is doing...
they'r making a big pie for you with a KC sign on it

i can assure you... bernard didnt helped with it ;)

Wat fava is the pie huh?:hmm:

[Brag]

The sun is setting, gates are open. The orchestra is tuning up and gave a good rendition of Adieu Mein Kleiner Ofizier. Now they are banging away on the drums for a spirited rendition of Erika. Of course, they are good at Glen Miller tunes, too.

A lavish buffet is set up and ready. Barmen are at battle stations. Moulin Rouge girls are feathering up for the show in the ballroom.

Down the road, I hear the bus full of rowdies making more noise than a sinking tanker. Singing All Over The Place (U-67's good luck song).

I button my jacket as girls rush out of the Chateau to greet the bus.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

meanwhile U-124 docks at its home base St. Nazaire and the men rush towards 3 trucks

"Nah meine hern. wirden wir unseren freund Brag mal Überraschen mit den torte ?"
"JAWOL HERR KALEUN!"

after i kicked bernard out of a truck and order him to clean the docks we set of to the party

all in our Kriegsmarine uniforms we head to the Chateau
having all out medals pinned up and havnt shaved ourselves after a 2 weeks patrol

[S Rafty]

From: U-46
To: U-67

Kindest respects but we are currently about to wake the Brits up. If you can't see the fire works from accross the channel then you have my apologies!

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Rafty folds the paper and hands it back to radio operator.

"You should of given me this sooner Bahn"

"Ja HerrKaleun"

"Make sure its sent as soon as we surface"

Rafty sighed and turned around to catch his weapons officer shaking his head smiling.

"Herr Kaleun?" He said inquistivly,

Rafty nodded and put his eye to the periscope and raised it slightly. The sea water came away from the picture and there was the Small Tanker sitting alongside. To her right was a destroyer with its searching lights trying to pick out any sign of an intruder.

Rafty held out his hand. A second later a cold round object was placed in his palm. He clutched it and put his thumb on the start button for the stop watch.

He breathed in...

"Feur Eins!"

[Brag]

Music is playing.
"Welcome, you crazies of U-124 that torte looks very good. Thank you!"
The doors fly open. GoldenRivet, Shoneboom, Reece, Headcase, Canovaro and Danurve, burst into the scene.
"Ach, meine freunde!" Thompsen shouts. He sings God Shave the King.
"Help yourselves,Chaps! The Milch Cow barmen are positioned and standing by to resuply you."
Where in the hell is Steed?
"Guys, look for steed, he could be planting a bomb."
The orchestra plays It's Long Way to Tipperary.
Where is Fogh? Hopefully not with Steed planting bombs.
Here Comes BBW, Is he going to win the wiggle waggle dance contest again?
The quiet, shy girls look in wonder at the constellation of dashing U-boat men.
Someone yells, "Wasserbomben" and gets his head dunked into the punch bowll.:roll:

:()1: :sunny: :()1: :()1: :()1: :rotfl: :sunny: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Morts]

hey...who locked the door
me and the crew of U-51 can get in:-?
we just returned after a rather unsuccesfull first patrol and we want something to drink !
to flush down the pain (not really:rotfl: )

[Reece]

I hope I don't get the last pick of the girls again, the one I got stuck with last time was fat, chewed gum, smoked, farted all the time & a face like the back of a bus!:nope: Then again I will probably be so stoned they will all look like Cleopatra!:yep:

[Brag]

hey...who locked the door
me and the crew of U-51 can get in:-?
we just returned after a rather unsuccesfull first patrol and we want something to drink !
to flush down the pain (not really:rotfl: )

Morts, most first patrols are the pits. Your crew are a bunch of deadheads. Here, have a bottle of cognac. that will ease you into patrol two, which is just as bad :yep: Schlurp up!

[Brag]

I hope I don't get the last pick of the girls again, the one I got stuck with last time was fat, chewed gum, smoked, farted all the time & a face like the back of a bus!:nope: Then again I will probably be so stoned they will all look like Cleopatra!:yep:

The taste of booze improves the taste in women! :rotfl: :rotfl:

[S Rafty]

Har har! U-46 here! We jsut had a very succesful 6th Patrol (still no promotions :s)

Rafty picks up a crate of Cognac and dissapears with a French barmaid down to the celler.

"XO, the ships yours for the next patrol...Im err...missing in action!"

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

"shakes Brags hand" joly good job old chap.
now where are these girls :hmm:

Hanz. you keep an eye out for our crew. im going upstairs with this fraulein :arrgh!:
and dont get drunk like Thompsen (who drinks a whole bottle of champaign)

[Jimbuna]

Oh dear....party time again it seems :damn:

[Brag]

Oh dear....party time again it seems :damn:
Have another one, Jim. As the war gets harder, the parties are easier to bear. Oh excuse me, there's a sweetie in need of attention :/\\k:

[Brag]

Har har! U-46 here! We jsut had a very succesful 6th Patrol (still no promotions :s)

Rafty picks up a crate of Cognac and dissapears with a French barmaid down to the celler.

"XO, the ships yours for the next patrol...Im err...missing in action!"

Welcome and congratulations, Rafty.:up:

[S Rafty]

:D Thanks!

[Brag]

The party seems to really get going.
Two officers from my boat wearing buckets on their heads are hitting the buckets with sticks. After each hit, they shout. "Wasserbomben."

"Have another drink, Herr Kaleun. Enjoying the party? :huh: What are your men doing?"
:()1: :()1: :sunny: :rotfl: :rock: :rotfl: :()1:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

-returns after a few hours with the fraulein-

"ah Hanz. how's the crew ?"

"they are quite drunk herr kaleun, Ebert is dancing on the table, Johan is under that table, Martin stumbeled up with a girl, the crew from the torpedo rooms are outside singing some unknown songs and the others are lost out of sight"

"i hope they will be there tomorrow"

"why herr kaleun ?"

"we are gonna sail out tomorow. even when the boat isnt fully repaired. they have him fully loaded by tomorrow"

"i see her kaleun"

"now if you want to excuse me. im gonna have a chat with the girls over there"

[Reece]

Oh crap! just got me pants down & vommited, you don't want to know where!!:damn:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Oh crap! just got me pants down & vommited, you don't want to know where!!:damn:

in your pants ? :hmm:

[Morts]

Oh crap! just got me pants down & vommited, you don't want to know where!!:damn:

in your pants ? :hmm:
in your cap?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Reece]

Not in ... rather on whom, was in a room upstairs!:yep:

[Morts]

Not in ... rather on whom!:yep:
brag ?:D


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Reece]

Morts Quote:
Originally Posted by Reece
Not in ... rather on whom!:yep:

brag ?:D


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Brag]

If there wasn't a war going on, I'd say you people are disgraceful. But anyway, I'm too busy using up valuable drinking time and waiting for the wiggle-waggle dance contest. Umm, there's this lovely quiet girl sitting in the corner trying not to be noticed. I approach her, click my heels and kiss her hand :/\\k:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

hey Brag... ur stealing my target :stare: :rotfl:
go find ur own ship to put ur torpedo in :arrgh!:

[Reece]

go find ur own ship to put ur torpedo in :arrgh!: You get straight to the point Jochen!!:yep:
I'm so plastered I tried to look cool staggering down the stairs, but it was like walking on my U-boats deck during a storm ... I fell down!!:yep:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

go find ur own ship to put ur torpedo in :arrgh!: You get streight to the point Jochen!!:yep:
I'm so plastered I tried to look cool staggering down the stairs, but it was like walking on my U-boats deck during a storm ... I fell down!!:yep:

MAN OVERBOARD !!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Brag]

hey Brag... ur stealing my target :stare: :rotfl:
go find ur own ship to put ur torpedo in :arrgh!:

Oh well. This is a large convoy. Plenty of unescorted targets:rock: I've armed my magnetic personality :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Bon soir, mademoisele :sunny: :/\\k:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

is it me or are we playing SH3 to much :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
anyway. targeting one of the other stationed ships at the other side of the room :arrgh!:

[Brag]

All right Chaps. Time to let the cleaners get on with their job.
Go sober up, see the supply officer for a good load of torpedoes and go sink something besides your reputation. :arrgh!:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

sorry brag... the crew and i already left to U-124 for another patrol.
i wish you well and dont get sank ;)

[Brag]

sorry brag... the crew and i already left to U-124 for another patrol.
i wish you well and dont get sank ;)

Good luck to you, don't scratch the paint :D

I'm getting underway in a couple of hours (Das Boot music theme playing in background)

[S Rafty]

Clawing up the stairs S Rafty comes to the celler enterance.

"Herr Keluen" *Burps* "I'll be up in a minute"

Looks around to see one of his junior officers under the beer keg holding the tap open.

S Rafty knows he's going to suffer when the Tommies start dropping the charges again, or maybe he'll still be to drunk to no-

Wakes up at the bottom of the celler stairs...

"HAHAHA CRASH DIVE HERR KELEUN?" Is shouted down.

[Jimbuna]

is it me or are we playing SH3 to much :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
anyway. targeting one of the other stationed ships at the other side of the room :arrgh!:

At your level of posting I doubt it :hmm:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

is it me or are we playing SH3 to much :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
anyway. targeting one of the other stationed ships at the other side of the room :arrgh!:
At your level of posting I doubt it :hmm:

seriously ? :hmm: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)

[Brag]

After the party, we changed the bulb at the lighthouse and got underway. :smug:

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[S Rafty]

:lol: :lol: Awesome!

[Canovaro]

AHOY SAILORS, HOW ARE W....



hey where did everyone go?? :roll:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)

thats mainly couse... i dont have a life :shifty:
all day long i play SH3, search the web, post here, eat, and somtimes i dont even sleep

[Jimbuna]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)

thats mainly couse... i dont have a life :shifty:
all day long i play SH3, search the web, post here, eat, and somtimes i dont even sleep

I guessed as much :yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)
thats mainly couse... i dont have a life :shifty:
all day long i play SH3, search the web, post here, eat, and somtimes i dont even sleep
I guessed as much :yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

whats the OE actualy ?

[Jimbuna]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)
thats mainly couse... i dont have a life :shifty:
all day long i play SH3, search the web, post here, eat, and somtimes i dont even sleep
I guessed as much :yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

whats the OE actualy ?

Outlook Express....my email manager

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)
thats mainly couse... i dont have a life :shifty:
all day long i play SH3, search the web, post here, eat, and somtimes i dont even sleep
I guessed as much :yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:
whats the OE actualy ?
Outlook Express....my email manager

oooh so u get a email for every post ?
now i understand why you say "and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious" :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)
thats mainly couse... i dont have a life :shifty:
all day long i play SH3, search the web, post here, eat, and somtimes i dont even sleep
I guessed as much :yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:
whats the OE actualy ?
Outlook Express....my email manager

oooh so u get a email for every post ?
now i understand why you say "and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious" :rotfl:

Precisely :oops:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

No mate....only jesting....but your name does appear in my OE box more than anyone elses...and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious :lol: ;)
thats mainly couse... i dont have a life :shifty:
all day long i play SH3, search the web, post here, eat, and somtimes i dont even sleep
I guessed as much :yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:
whats the OE actualy ?
Outlook Express....my email manager
oooh so u get a email for every post ?
now i understand why you say "and the wife is starting to get a tad suspicious" :rotfl:
Precisely :oops:

she thought "who's this eh ? a new girlfriend?" :o:o:o:o (im no girl)

[Jimbuna]

she thought "who's this eh ? a new girlfriend?" :o:o:o:o (im no girl)

Well ermm......no, not quite. :nope:

It was a little like "Who's that person that's obviously not happy and of dubious parentage" ? :lol:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

she thought "who's this eh ? a new girlfriend?" :o:o:o:o (im no girl)
Well ermm......no, not quite :lol:

what a relief :roll:

[Brag]

For the stragglers at the party -- The crew of U-67 bought it.

Their last known deed:
After the party, we changed the bulb at the lighthouse and got underway. :smug:

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[frau kaleun]

*looks around empty room*

*looks at invitation*

Er... I was told there would be pie?

*taps stiletto'd foot on floor*

And where's Brag? Late again, as usual.

Gosh, I hope he remembers to bring the Balz.

:O:

[Jimbuna]

*looks around empty room*

*looks at invitation*

Er... I was told there would be pie?

*taps stiletto'd foot on floor*

And where's Brag? Late again, as usual.

Gosh, I hope he remembers to bring the Balz.

:O:

That invitation is nearly three years out of date.

We've all retired since then :o

[Paul Riley]

If Thomsen is there I will make the effort to attend,so long as he doesnt drink so much this time,I cant be coping with cleaning puke from his jacket again.
"hey guys,Thomsen's over there ,covered in vomit again"

[Paul Riley]

For the stragglers at the party -- The crew of U-67 bought it.

Their last known deed:
After the party, we changed the bulb at the lighthouse and got underway. :smug:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr754.jpg
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:haha: good one.

[Paul Riley]

Looks like I am too late for the party too :har:
Reminds me of the scene in The Shining where Jack enters the ballroom after hearing noise coming from there,only to realise its empty and the party is in his head really.Classic film!

[frau kaleun]

That invitation is nearly three years out of date.

We've all retired since then :o

Yes, yes, I know, it's been a while since the lot of you last wrecked the place. However I just received an invitation to come here and dance all night...

Ah but perhaps it was meant to be a private party. Never mind, y'all go away now, y'hear?

:O:

[Jimbuna]

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[frau kaleun]

If that's the entertainment, I'm leaving now. :O:

[Jimbuna]

No, Wait!...the star cabaret is coming on next :o



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[Paul Riley]

Good god Jim :o:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Good god Jim :o:haha:

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