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antikristuseke
07-14-07, 05:07 PM
Alas my most seuccessful career to date with GWX comes to an end. Kapitänleutnant Mats Tammisto and U-47 were lost sometime on 26APR42. After a failed convoy atack was depth charged and unable to controll the flooding went down west of Gibraltar.
http://www.zone.ee/antikristuseke/Personnel%20File.html
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B.D.U
Get another U-Boat, spotty. :rotfl:
Go to the back of the line of ghost Kaleuns waiting for revival :nope: :nope: :roll: :roll: :huh: :sunny:
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
07-14-07, 06:51 PM
*sits at the office with a stamp*
NEXT!
ah herr Prien... im sorry but your not going back
NEXT!
herr Mohr... what a suprise... you still here ? i thought i sended you to hell ?
-Mohr- they cant stand me and spitted me out :arrgh!:
verry well then...
*puts a stamp on the paper*
NEXT!
herr Mats Tammisto... you shouldnt be dead :huh:
*puts a few stamps on the paper*
have fun hunting some more ships herr kaleun
Mohr
*sits at the office with a stamp*
NEXT!
ah herr Prien... im sorry but your not going back
NEXT!
herr Mohr... what a suprise... you still here ? i thought i sended you to hell ?
-Mohr- they cant stand me and spitted me out :arrgh!:
verry well then...
*puts a stamp on the paper*
NEXT!
herr Mats Tammisto... you shouldnt be dead :huh:
*puts a few stamps on the paper*
have fun hunting some more ships herr kaleun
Mohr
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
who ever is sitting with that stamp......i have something for you
YOU WILL NEVER MEET ME UP THERE
CE: herr kaleun we're sinking..we're all gonna die
ok so when can i have a time up there:rotfl:
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
07-14-07, 07:25 PM
*sits at the office with a stamp*
NEXT!
ah herr Prien... im sorry but your not going back
NEXT!
herr Mohr... what a suprise... you still here ? i thought i sended you to hell ?
-Mohr- they cant stand me and spitted me out :arrgh!:
verry well then...
*puts a stamp on the paper*
NEXT!
herr Mats Tammisto... you shouldnt be dead :huh:
*puts a few stamps on the paper*
have fun hunting some more ships herr kaleun
Mohr
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
who ever is sitting with that stamp......i have something for you
YOU WILL NEVER MEET ME UP THERE
CE: herr kaleun we're sinking..we're all gonna die
ok so when can i have a time up there:rotfl:
come back on tuesday afternoon... you got exactly 2 minutes to be the first
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Mohr
papa_smurf
07-15-07, 09:36 AM
From; BDu
To; U-47
Report situation/location immediatlely!
*sits at the office with a stamp*
NEXT!
ah herr Prien... im sorry but your not going back
NEXT!
herr Mohr... what a suprise... you still here ? i thought i sended you to hell ?
-Mohr- they cant stand me and spitted me out :arrgh!:
verry well then...
*puts a stamp on the paper*
NEXT!
herr Mats Tammisto... you shouldnt be dead :huh:
*puts a few stamps on the paper*
have fun hunting some more ships herr kaleun
Mohr
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
who ever is sitting with that stamp......i have something for you
YOU WILL NEVER MEET ME UP THERE
CE: herr kaleun we're sinking..we're all gonna die
ok so when can i have a time up there:rotfl:
come back on tuesday afternoon... you got exactly 2 minutes to be the first
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Mohr
im sorry im busy there
since im a ghost now im gonna go haunt dønitz just for fun
what about thursday ? at 4pm?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
07-15-07, 03:44 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
who ever is sitting with that stamp......i have something for you
YOU WILL NEVER MEET ME UP THERE
CE: herr kaleun we're sinking..we're all gonna die
ok so when can i have a time up there:rotfl:
come back on tuesday afternoon... you got exactly 2 minutes to be the first
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Mohr
im sorry im busy there
since im a ghost now im gonna go haunt dønitz just for fun
what about thursday ? at 4pm?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
be fast then... at 4:01 its lunch time :rotfl:
the next apointment you can get then is in 2 weeks on a friday :rotfl:
Mohr
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
who ever is sitting with that stamp......i have something for you
YOU WILL NEVER MEET ME UP THERE
CE: herr kaleun we're sinking..we're all gonna die
ok so when can i have a time up there:rotfl:
come back on tuesday afternoon... you got exactly 2 minutes to be the first
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Mohr
im sorry im busy there
since im a ghost now im gonna go haunt dønitz just for fun
what about thursday ? at 4pm?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
be fast then... at 4:01 its lunch time :rotfl:
the next apointment you can get then is in 2 weeks on a friday :rotfl:
Mohr
ok
see you there:arrgh!:
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
07-15-07, 04:15 PM
ok
see you there:arrgh!:
ok. il await you with your paper :rotfl:
Mohr
ok
see you there:arrgh!:
ok. il await you with your paper :rotfl:
Mohr
will i be sent back or be sent to uboat captain heaven?:rotfl:
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
07-15-07, 07:18 PM
ok
see you there:arrgh!:
ok. il await you with your paper :rotfl:
Mohr will i be sent back or be sent to uboat captain heaven?:rotfl:
back to the Kriegsmarine with you :arrgh!:
Blacklight
07-16-07, 12:25 AM
From; BDu
To; U-47
Keep up the good work !
SmokinTep
07-16-07, 06:35 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
ok
see you there:arrgh!:
ok. il await you with your paper :rotfl:
Mohr will i be sent back or be sent to uboat captain heaven?:rotfl:
back to the Kriegsmarine with you :arrgh!:
Yay:rotfl:
Blacklight
07-17-07, 12:16 AM
Your conduct is shameful ! Get back into that Uboat, get going on those repairs and get some tonnage ! It's a disgrace to let a little thing like death come in between you and the Fuhrer's dreams of global conquest ! NOW GET TO WORK !!!
antikristuseke
07-20-07, 10:52 AM
ill be back in my boat when i get better, this morning woke up with an open headwound on the back of my head, needed four stitches but i cant rmember a damned thing. Im not joking.
CapZap1970
07-20-07, 10:58 AM
ill be back in my boat when i get better, this morning woke up with an open headwound on the back of my head, needed four stitches but i cant rmember a damned thing. Im not joking.
Sorry to hear that... :cry:
I hope you get better soon!!! :up:
CapZap
antikristuseke
07-20-07, 01:12 PM
Ill be fine, just a little battle damage. Hull and mental integrity are reasonable, just wish i had any painkillers.
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
07-20-07, 01:19 PM
*hands over a big bag of painkillers*
here you go mate ;)
now get in the sub and give them hell :arrgh!:
antikristuseke
07-23-07, 02:14 PM
So there I was, in the pub, when i noticed herr Prien. The two of us got into a bit of a scrap and he busted my head open, in return I stufed two drinking straws in his nose and drowned him with a mug of beer. Or in other words im back in command of U-47 and heading to BF17 to give tommy what for, look out Dinstale
Sailor Steve
07-23-07, 04:21 PM
So, Prien is still around and it's you they killed back in '40?:rotfl:
antikristuseke
07-26-07, 09:22 AM
Didnt he die in 41? Regardless, here is the damage from that little bout, some people might not want to watch it as its the back of my head with a cut wit hstiches in it, you have been warned.
http://img465.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn2512og2.jpg
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
07-26-07, 06:42 PM
looks nice :hmm:
i wanna have one to... where's Prien ? :arrgh!:
antikristuseke
07-29-07, 04:56 AM
Ah finally got the stiches out, had a doctors apointment to have them taken out tomorrow but they really started bugging me, because they were begining to become really tight causing pain, so took em out myself less than 20 minutes ago using tow mirrors and a pair of scissors from my swiss army knife. Worked a treat though was a bit tricky. Anyhow here is the end result.
http://img401.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn2519ue8.jpg
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