Brag
07-09-07, 11:22 AM
In June 1945, the medical department of the USN rounded up Mohr and the other GWX harbour raiding maniacKaleuns and sent them for psychiatric evaluation at a secret location in the USA.
In Area 333, Quantico, Virginia, the prisoners cultivated cabbages and learned about democracy and the American way of life.
After six months of observation, the psychiatrist in charge. Doctor J.A. Stevens decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached the Kaleuns to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled: "Up Nuts" and the
crazy Kaleuns complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled: "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in their
seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled: "Cheer Nuts".
They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home
team, the Doctor yelled: "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat
calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a
hot dog, leaving his assistant, Lt. Hopkins, in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, Doctor Stevens asked: "What in the world
happened?"
The assistant replied: "Well everything was going just fine until this guy
walked by selling various drinks and food and yelled: "PEANUTS!"
In Area 333, Quantico, Virginia, the prisoners cultivated cabbages and learned about democracy and the American way of life.
After six months of observation, the psychiatrist in charge. Doctor J.A. Stevens decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached the Kaleuns to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled: "Up Nuts" and the
crazy Kaleuns complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled: "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in their
seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled: "Cheer Nuts".
They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home
team, the Doctor yelled: "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat
calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a
hot dog, leaving his assistant, Lt. Hopkins, in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, Doctor Stevens asked: "What in the world
happened?"
The assistant replied: "Well everything was going just fine until this guy
walked by selling various drinks and food and yelled: "PEANUTS!"