Pleeze, don't tell Hitler!

[Brag]

05 December 1941 (GWX)

After a long campaign which started off Freetown and ended at the latitude of Cape Finisterre, U-67 managed to decimate a convoy bound for the UK.
All tankers (3)gone. All medium and large freighters (6) gone, 5 small freighters gone. All escorts (3) gone. All together 90,000 tonnes sunk. :smug:

3 heavily damaged small freighters. 3 unscathed ships left.:damn:

Please, don't tell Hitler. He'll again invite me for coffee in his non-smoking, no-boozing quarters. Aaaarrrghhh. :shifty:

See ya all in the Lorient boozers! :D

[KeptinCranky]

That sort of thread title begs the question

"Vhat vould you not vant to tell ze Fuhrer, and vould you like to discuss that over drinks at Gestapo headquarters?" :D

But hey, loose lips sink drinks.....

I'll have a vodka, thank you very much...

:()1:

[Brag]

I'm back! I like the loose lips comment, hahaha. I'll loosen up and sink a few with you :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bigboywooly]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Herr Brag
Would you mind comingz wiz us"

[Jimbuna]

Whatever you do!!....don't tell Hitler your having a ball :nope: He'll not be able to invite you back for another cos he only had the one :lol:

[Canovaro]

Congretulations, impressive stuff.

[panzermeyer]

pics...or it didn't happen!

[KeptinCranky]

Pictures?
that would go something like this: :D
Brag explaining to the gestapo:

"look this is the picture we took while boarding that large cargo because we suspected it had booze on board, but it turned out to be bananas so we scuttled it"

"oh and here's one of Bernard's thumb again, but I assure you I ordered him to take a picture of that Battleship sinking, do I get another medal now?"

"and this one we sunk because we caught one of their sailors taking a leak over the side which you can see in the next picture.."

und so weiter...:p

[TarJak]

I think it's the other photos he doesn't want seen!;)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There would be a certain senior officer who would not be happy about them being exposed!

[johan_d]

he is vegeterian too, so no schweinegebrat also..

[Brag]

Yeah, we'e wolves led by a teatotaler, non-smoking vegetarian. Churchill smokes cigars and ruins brandy with soda, Stalin smokes a pipe and loves to grill shashlick and drink Georgian brandy. Roosevelt uses a long cigarette holder and drinks bourbon. Who do you think will win the war? :roll:

[Sledgehammer427]

:()1:

zey all drink, zey all smoke (to my limited knowledge) and zey all send us to DIE!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

after ze conversation with ze Gestapo.

"Herr Brag. ze fuhrer vants you to get on ze plane and fly to Berlin.
you are awarded with ze Knight Cross with swords. ven you dont show up zen Mohr gets it (who gets one anyway for raiding Portsmouth). but for zis time you are allowed to get some schnaps"

[Brag]

"Kafe, Kapitanleutnant? Schwartzwaldekirshtorte? So sorry We have no higher medals for you. Why do you keep looking at your watch?"
"Mein Fuhrer, I don't want to miss the sailing of my boat."
"You tell me about your glorious victories."
Air raid sirens bring interview to an end.
Having a cigarette outside and watching the bombers overhead is more fun than talking to a teatodler, vegetarian. Though, I must say, the Schwartzwalderkirshtorte was good.
Back to Lorient where the boozing is superb.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Having a cigarette outside and watching the bombers overhead is more fun than talking to a teatodler, vegetarian.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
if he knew then the Gestapo would visit you again.
but this time you would not get back on sea

[Steel_Tomb]

That sort of thread title begs the question

"Vhat vould you not vant to tell ze Fuhrer, and vould you like to discuss that over drinks at Gestapo headquarters?" :D

But hey, loose lips sink drinks.....

I'll have a vodka, thank you very much...

:()1:

LOL :rotfl:thats great!

[Subnuts]

If you don't mind, I'm going to tell Hermann Goering about your exploits. At the rate we've been sinking the Tommies, he'll have no need to devote any of his precious Lutwaffe to protecting us in the Bay of Biscay! :D

[canimodo]

Bad News Brag


New Message Received ! (from berlin)


:down:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Herr Brag...
you are of the map by the fuhrer (you should be thankfull :rotfl: )
whiped out a large convoy. 8 escorts and 22 merchants (4 tankers)
total convoy tonnage: 104.546

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img3-7-2007_8.jpg

[Brag]

What are you using Space Cadet mod?

[TarJak]

Nah he uses photoshop to put little red sunk ship markers on his empty map screen shot!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bad boy Mohr!:nope: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[KeptinCranky]

Nah, he fires 105mm sub-tactical nuclear shells at short range, also makes his boat glow in the dark, which is the downside :D

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:o what the ?

it IS REAL :stare:
just increase you ammount of deck gun shells ;)
:hmm: think im gonna make a convoy sloughter movie

[Thniper]

:o what the ?

it IS REAL :stare:
just increase you ammount of deck gun shells ;)
:hmm: think im gonna make a convoy sloughter movie

Just show those disbelievers your captains log and they will be satisfied.:D ;)

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

they would say i photoshoped those to :nope:
the best option is a movie

[TarJak]

hey settle! I was joking. We believe you.:yep:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

i see :)

:rotfl:

now i can have a visit at the "Fuhrer Hauptquartier" fur caffe und torte (this changes everytime)
getting the knights cross in gold with oak leaves, swords, and diamonds

[TarJak]

Just don't ask for schnapps. Der Fuhrer doesn't have a liquor cabinet!:rotfl::rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

"mein Fuhrer. do you have by any chance some schnaps ? after such a victory i dont want any cafe" :hmm:

[Brag]

"Ach du lieber. Schnapps? A healthy mind and a healthy body are part of the National Socialist ideal of a superior being that we the Arian race must pursue. Keine zigaretten und kein schnapps! I'm going to send you to a Kurort in the Alps, where you can breathe pure, fresh air and eat healthy vegetables."
Hitler smiled benindly. "Noch ein Kaffe, Herr Mohr?" :sunny:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

"Jawol mein Fuhrer. and please some more apfel torte"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: