Mother gives baby 25 middle names

[Syxx_Killer]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/lifestylebritainnames

That's gonna take a while for her to learn. :doh:

[Letum]

Hart Burns?

Wonder if thats a portent. :hmm:

[The Avon Lady]

The mother herself could use a new middle name. 1 word, 2 or 3 syllables, would do.

[Letum]

The mother herself could use a new middle name. 1 word, 2 or 3 syllables, would do.

Oh come now!

Surly it's harmless!

[kiwi_2005]

Reminds me of a time when i had to pick up a mate & take him to the local police station to pay his fine for speeding driving offenses, This was during the time Michael Jackson was on the news daily about his court case.

Policeman shouts "Name",
Michael Jackson
Cop looks up takes a deep breath and asks, NAME PLEASE!.
Michael Jackson
Copper replies - listen sonny i can lock you up for 24 hrs would you like that.
Meanwhile im standing behind him thinking tell the copper thats your real name, but my mate is abit of a smartass, so Cop says now lets start again. Your Name please.

and in really slow motion he says M-i-c-h-a-e-l J-a-c-k-s-o-n...

I stepped in and explained to the red face copper thats his real name and told mate to show him his drivers licence. Which he did after he saw the satifaction of a peed off cop. :roll:

:rotfl:

[The Avon Lady]

Reminds me of a time when i had to pick up a mate & take him to the local police station to pay his fine for speeding driving offenses, This was during the time Michael Jackson was on the news daily about his court case.

Policeman shouts "Name",
Michael Jackson
Cop looks up takes a deep breath and asks, NAME PLEASE!.
Michael Jackson
Copper replies - listen sonny i can lock you up for 24 hrs would you like that.
Meanwhile im standing behind him thinking tell the copper thats your real name, but my mate is abit of a smartass, so Cop says now lets start again. Your Name please.

and in really slow motion he says M-i-c-h-a-e-l J-a-c-k-s-o-n...

I stepped in and explained to the red face copper thats his real name and told mate to show him his drivers licence. Which he did after he saw the satifaction of a peed off cop. :roll:

:rotfl:
Good thing your friend was led to interrogation (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080).

(Pardon me for the 10 seconds of lewd language)

[kiwi_2005]

Reminds me of a time when i had to pick up a mate & take him to the local police station to pay his fine for speeding driving offenses, This was during the time Michael Jackson was on the news daily about his court case.

Policeman shouts "Name",
Michael Jackson
Cop looks up takes a deep breath and asks, NAME PLEASE!.
Michael Jackson
Copper replies - listen sonny i can lock you up for 24 hrs would you like that.
Meanwhile im standing behind him thinking tell the copper thats your real name, but my mate is abit of a smartass, so Cop says now lets start again. Your Name please.

and in really slow motion he says M-i-c-h-a-e-l J-a-c-k-s-o-n...

I stepped in and explained to the red face copper thats his real name and told mate to show him his drivers licence. Which he did after he saw the satifaction of a peed off cop. :roll:

:rotfl: Good thing your friend was led to interrogation (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080).

(Pardon me for the 10 seconds of lewd language)

That actor Will Ferrell cracks me up, been meaning to go see his movie Blades of Glory

him and borat should do a movie together:)

[Jimbuna]

Reminds me of a time when i had to pick up a mate & take him to the local police station to pay his fine for speeding driving offenses, This was during the time Michael Jackson was on the news daily about his court case.

Policeman shouts "Name",
Michael Jackson
Cop looks up takes a deep breath and asks, NAME PLEASE!.
Michael Jackson
Copper replies - listen sonny i can lock you up for 24 hrs would you like that.
Meanwhile im standing behind him thinking tell the copper thats your real name, but my mate is abit of a smartass, so Cop says now lets start again. Your Name please.

and in really slow motion he says M-i-c-h-a-e-l J-a-c-k-s-o-n...

I stepped in and explained to the red face copper thats his real name and told mate to show him his drivers licence. Which he did after he saw the satifaction of a peed off cop. :roll:

:rotfl:

I've had an identical experience...the individuals name.....Mike Hunt ;)

[micky1up]

shes from wolverhampton it probably a list of potential fathers

[The Avon Lady]

shes from wolverhampton it probably a list of potential fathers
Ever so true (http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2007/06/study_paternity.html). :roll:

[Heibges]

For the Gen-Xers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOaty7FpwMI

[Jimbuna]

shes from wolverhampton it probably a list of potential fathers

Either that or she's an Essex girl

[bookworm_020]

Isn't that a form of child abuse?:hmm: You could never put your full name on a drivers lincence, senses form, etc.

Wasn't there a case where some parent wanted to give their child a name with 52 letters (pronounced, wait for it, Alvin), but were refused by the courts. I think it was listed in the guiness book of world records.

It's bad enough when parents get creative with girls names and give them all sorts of different spelling for a simple names.:x

[P_Funk]

Thats kind of like Monty Python.

"Its spelled Luxery-Yatcht but its pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove."

Here it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehKGlT2EW1Q

[Reaves]

Thats kind of like Monty Python.

"Its spelled Luxery-Yatcht but its pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove."

Here it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehKGlT2EW1Q

:rotfl:

[Mush Martin]

I would have gone with Ali for the first name.

[Jimbuna]

What's wrong with Al? :lol: