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The Avon Lady
06-19-07, 10:11 AM
No problemo (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2381098.html?menu=)!

Skybird
06-19-07, 10:30 AM
One shouldn't laugh about such a thing, but I did. Sha-ha-hame on me.

Happy Times
06-19-07, 10:34 AM
One shouldn't laugh about such a thing, but I did. Sha-ha-hame on me.

Beer all over the place..:rotfl:

Tchocky
06-19-07, 10:38 AM
In a Bombay hospital, staff were mystified that patients kept dying on Friday nights.

It turns out that the cleaning lady was using unplugging the life support machines, so she could use a vacuum cleaner.

*tries desperately hard not to laugh*

The Avon Lady
06-19-07, 10:41 AM
It turns out that the cleaning lady was using unplugging the life support machines, so she could use a vacuum cleaner.
That sucks!

Happy Times
06-19-07, 10:44 AM
It turns out that the cleaning lady was using unplugging the life support machines, so she could use a vacuum cleaner.
That sucks!

:rotfl: You people are killing me, have to go out to eat some. Summer vacation, im not an alcoholic..:smug: Yet anyway:roll:

robbo180265
06-19-07, 03:24 PM
Surely he must have known what he was doing?

How stupid do you have to be, not to?

Did make me laugh though:D

U-533
06-20-07, 05:03 AM
and everyday people like that are driving around in vehicals...:huh:

Oy!

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:

SUBMAN1
06-20-07, 09:52 AM
and everyday people like that are driving around in vehicals...:huh:

Oy!

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:

You wouldn't be referencing the fact that he was in their because of a car crash would you? :rotfl::rotfl:

U-533
06-20-07, 12:30 PM
and everyday people like that are driving around in vehicals...:huh:

Oy!

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:

You wouldn't be referencing the fact that he was in their because of a car crash would you? :rotfl::rotfl:

Scares me.

Some selfish punk drivin' 'round smashes his ride, then gets pissed at a poor old person's life support making noise...............

Kinda makes me wonder what sort of parents he had...

Tchocky
06-20-07, 12:32 PM
Assumptions, much?

wireman
06-20-07, 07:59 PM
You don't get rest in the hospital. In 1997, I had a ruptured appendix and was in the hospital for 8 days. The first three days my roommate was a poor basterd with some sort of terminal illness. Every night at about 10:00 he would start clicking this button that would control his morphine drip. That SOB would click that freakin button so fast and so long that he went through the allotted amount of morph in no time at all. Sounded like he was playing space invaders. About an hour later, he would start moaning like a drunk and soon there after would begin projectile vommitting. Yechhhh. Eventually the nurses would come in and wheel him into the hall so the janitor could fire up some sort of satanic machine to clean his side of the room. I really wished I had died on the table. The fourth morning, I begged the nurses to wheel me into the hall that night. They took mercy on me and did it. I got good sleep until the janitor hit my bed with that satanic machine on the way to clean up the room. If I could have gotten up out of my bed on my own, I don't know what would have happend to that fellow.

Reaves
06-20-07, 09:58 PM
He should at least be charged with dangerous conduct or something similar. What would the legal term be for attempted manslaughter? (which obviously isn't a charge)

fatty
06-20-07, 11:05 PM
He should at least be charged with dangerous conduct or something similar. What would the legal term be for attempted manslaughter? (which obviously isn't a charge)

Wreckless endangerment possibly?

Reaves
06-21-07, 12:05 AM
He should at least be charged with dangerous conduct or something similar. What would the legal term be for attempted manslaughter? (which obviously isn't a charge)
Wreckless endangerment possibly?

Ding ding ding winner! I really should have remembered that one, it's on my own list. :oops: