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MarkShot
06-14-07, 04:25 PM
Are they working for Her Majesty? However, whenever I go up to the bridge I don't see them, but I can hear them. Just one blast of the flak gun should do it!

_Seth_
06-14-07, 04:30 PM
Oh oh oh.....Don't let Kpt. Lehmann hear you....Those dolphins are his favourite pets... (Personally i would like to send an Eel into one of those little buggers...) :rotfl:

danlisa
06-14-07, 04:51 PM
PETA :stare:

KeptinCranky
06-14-07, 06:07 PM
PETA = PITA :p

but be careful about shooting dolphins, they traditionally bring good luck, much like albatrosses, and the guy who shot one of those didn't end up too well IIRC. better leave them alone, and if you do shoot them point the finger at Bernard later :D

Growler
06-14-07, 10:23 PM
PETA = PITA :p

but be careful about shooting dolphins, they traditionally bring good luck, much like albatrosses, and the guy who shot one of those didn't end up too well IIRC. better leave them alone, and if you do shoot them point the finger at Bernard later :D

Oh, riiiiight. Like Bernard could hit them. He's the only one I know who could jump into air and miss.

Kpt. Lehmann
06-14-07, 11:08 PM
:stare: :stare: :stare: :x :x :hulk: :hulk:

LEAVE

THE

DOLPHINS

ALONE!!!!!

...or very soon we may mod Markshot and _Seth_-eating sharks... that throw box jellyfish on you instead instead... :|\\

Do NOT shoot the dolphins.
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/KptLehmann/vader31.jpg

TarJak
06-14-07, 11:24 PM
Tell bernard to stop throwing the scraps overboard from the fish dinner last night. It attracts the dolphins!

_Seth_
06-15-07, 02:16 AM
...or very soon we may mod Markshot and _Seth_-eating sharks... that throw box jellyfish on you instead instead...

:o:o:o ........Niiiiiice little dolphin:yep::yep:......pretty dolphin.:yep::yep::yep:....*cuddle*..
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/246/dolphincb5.jpg

Canovaro
06-15-07, 02:22 AM
:rotfl:Classic already!!



I remember the first time I saw dolphins. I didn't know they were in the game at all. First there were really strange noises on the hydrophone, like birds singing or something, I thought it must be a sound bug. So I decided to check it out. I came closer and closer to the sound, and went to the bridge to take a look...wtf?? Dolphins?? That was really cool. Made quite a few screenshots and told my wife.


:cool:

CCIP
06-15-07, 02:39 AM
They're in there thanks to clever modders (although as far as we know, it was one of those features originally planned for the game but never actually finished) :p

STEED
06-15-07, 04:40 AM
Oh oh oh.....Don't let Kpt. Lehmann hear you....Those dolphins are his favourite pets... (Personally i would like to send an Eel into one of those little buggers...) :rotfl:

There eel proof and deck gun and AA gun proof. We should use them against the Allies. ;)

Thniper
06-15-07, 04:40 AM
...or very soon we may mod Markshot and _Seth_-eating sharks... that throw box jellyfish on you instead instead...

:o:o:o ........Niiiiiice little dolphin:yep::yep:......pretty dolphin.:yep::yep::yep:....*cuddle*..



:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Too late, Seth! I think he's already working on that mod...:D

HunterICX
06-15-07, 04:50 AM
...or very soon we may mod Markshot and _Seth_-eating sharks... that throw box jellyfish on you instead instead...

:o:o:o ........Niiiiiice little dolphin:yep::yep:......pretty dolphin.:yep::yep::yep:....*cuddle*..


too late Seth:rotfl:
look up in the sky and you will see this one

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-7.jpg

_Seth_
06-15-07, 06:06 AM
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1951/blairyy5.jpg

Jimbuna
06-15-07, 06:16 AM
The dolphins are cute, I like them :yep:
The thing that annoys me is the constant farting of the shrimps when I'm on hydrophone duty :damn:

DrMilton
06-15-07, 06:21 AM
The thing that annoys me is the constant farting of the shrimps when I'm on hydrophone duty


:rotfl: Then maybe its time for shrimp salad bar. Extra sauce... :smug:

Kpt. Lehmann
06-15-07, 07:31 AM
LOL _Seth_ , "The Blair Wolf Project." :rotfl:

Growler
06-15-07, 12:15 PM
Hey, as long as we're still seeing dolphins, it's all good. When they vanish...


...well, I'll be hitching a ride.:D

Jimbuna
06-15-07, 02:02 PM
Just thinking aloud :hmm:
If they vanish when they reach their waypoint...does that mean they've become extinct? :lol:

_Seth_
06-15-07, 02:52 PM
LOL _Seth_ , "The Blair Wolf Project." :rotfl: Blair Wolf!!!! Excellent name!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


"STAR WARS: The Lehmann menace"
http://planetsmilies.net/star-wars-smiley-5472.gif "The dolphins are ours now, young Jedi....Get ready to die..!"

Mush Martin
06-18-07, 10:57 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Lagger123987
06-19-07, 12:26 AM
LOL _Seth_ , "The Blair Wolf Project." :rotfl: Blair Wolf!!!! Excellent name!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


"STAR WARS: The Lehmann menace"
http://planetsmilies.net/star-wars-smiley-5472.gif "The dolphins are ours now, young Jedi....Get ready to die..!"

No, there mine dolphins.

JohnnyBlaze
06-19-07, 12:46 AM
my precious! my precious lil dolphins..

Lagger123987
06-19-07, 12:52 AM
my precious! my precious lil dolphins..

I didn't wrote the post above, it my naughy kids, most of the posts on my account are from my naughy kids, so please don't be mad about me.

TarJak
06-19-07, 01:14 AM
Just thinking aloud :hmm:
If they vanish when they reach their waypoint...does that mean they've become extinct? :lol:

No they've just left the planet and the Vogon constructor ships are about to appear.:lol:

KeptinCranky
06-19-07, 02:54 AM
Just thinking aloud :hmm:
If they vanish when they reach their waypoint...does that mean they've become extinct? :lol:
No they've just left the planet and the Vogon constructor ships are about to appear.:lol:

What would be the tonnage of one of those? :D

TarJak
06-19-07, 05:29 AM
Just thinking aloud :hmm:
If they vanish when they reach their waypoint...does that mean they've become extinct? :lol:
No they've just left the planet and the Vogon constructor ships are about to appear.:lol:
What would be the tonnage of one of those? :D

Dunno I didn't see it on this chart http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=116891

Mind you isn't everything weightless in space?:lol:

Growler
06-19-07, 10:45 AM
Just thinking aloud :hmm:
If they vanish when they reach their waypoint...does that mean they've become extinct? :lol:
No they've just left the planet and the Vogon constructor ships are about to appear.:lol:
What would be the tonnage of one of those? :D

Depends on which version of the movie you've seen, I guess... though they may have you a bit... outgunned, and not in a Mush Martin way.:hmm:

KeptinCranky
06-19-07, 11:16 AM
Heh, guess I'm going to need tX photon torpedos then:D

Packerton
06-19-07, 11:44 AM
Heh This thread is made of Win. :arrgh!: :rock:

Sailor Steve
06-19-07, 04:43 PM
Mind you isn't everything weightless in space?:lol:
Weightless, yes; massless, no. It still takes the same energy to get it moving, so it still counts as tonnage.

Actually, it doesn't take the same...

HEY! If we go to Jupiter, do we get more renown for sinking the same ships?

TarJak
06-19-07, 04:47 PM
Mind you isn't everything weightless in space?:lol: Weightless, yes; massless, no. It still takes the same energy to get it moving, so it still counts as tonnage.

Actually, it doesn't take the same...

HEY! If we go to Jupiter, do we get more renown for sinking the same ships?
Absolutely! Request to BDU can you set my nixt grid square to the nearest black hole? I want maxiumum tonnage:lol::lol:.

Thniper
06-19-07, 04:55 PM
Mind you isn't everything weightless in space?:lol: Weightless, yes; massless, no. It still takes the same energy to get it moving, so it still counts as tonnage.

Actually, it doesn't take the same...

HEY! If we go to Jupiter, do we get more renown for sinking the same ships?
Absolutely! Request to BDU can you set my nixt grid square to the nearest black hole? I want maxiumum tonnage:lol::lol:.

Just sail your sub to patrol grid BH4242, there is a secret entrance!;)
Rumours say that you'll end up near Jupiter...
...which is patrol grid JU4242 btw!:up:

Yours sincerely,

Douglas A.

TarJak
06-19-07, 05:02 PM
So long and thanks for all the fish!

JohnnyBlaze
06-19-07, 05:36 PM
my precious! my precious lil dolphins..
I didn't wrote the post above, it my naughy kids, most of the posts on my account are from my naughy kids, so please don't be mad about me.


:rotfl::rotfl:

You should propably password protect your cpu to stay clear of misunderstandings like these

Jimbuna
06-23-07, 02:15 PM
Just ensure you don't end up at Uranus :p

U-418
06-23-07, 04:12 PM
Just ensure you don't end up at Uranus :p

Warning! fantasy wrold content! ... read on... :-?

Dude be sure not to hit a wormhole and end up on the war torn seas of Kelyia.

Herr Kaleun Meridyan Myrdek will question you if you are with war lord Mulock Halbyrd.

Just say "no, I'm from Earth." or "Who what now?" o_O'

Myrdek wouldn't understand too well but at least you won't have to worry about that
plasma deck gun. ;) or the photon torps. On Kelyia, you may see a U-boat. but the
technologics are somewhat different. :doh:

Be very glad it's not the sub wars too. :dead: Sy'Mu'Ray had a
civil war out on the 4 great seas of Kelyia.
Now-a-days it's a world war that could mean the end of the world.
The Drytryan Nation is not happy with this either. :nope:
...

Okay, be honest. Am I out of my mind or something?

Thniper
06-23-07, 04:27 PM
U-418, what are you talking about?:hmm:

Kelyia, Myrdek, Halbyrd? Never heard of them!

bigboywooly
06-23-07, 04:31 PM
Not sure what the problem is
My boat is being followed by the Royal Navy
:damn: :damn:

Rather have a dolphin

U-418
06-23-07, 04:57 PM
U-418, what are you talking about?:hmm:

Kelyia, Myrdek, Halbyrd? Never heard of them!

A fantasy story I plan on making this summer...
Actually...if anyone wants a part in the story send me a private message.
Maybe we can be co authors of something crazy.

I'm amazed I fogot to mention Giant sea serpents that live in the deep.

:huh: I can explain...maybe...I've had time to think...:doh: :-? :hmm:

Jimbuna
06-23-07, 05:11 PM
U-418, what are you talking about?:hmm:

Kelyia, Myrdek, Halbyrd? Never heard of them!

A fantasy story I plan on making this summer...
Actually...if anyone wants a part in the story send me a private message.
Maybe we can be co authors of something crazy.

I'm amazed I fogot to mention Giant sea serpents that live in the deep.

:huh: I can explain...maybe...I've had time to think...:doh: :-? :hmm:

:roll: ...........:hmm:

U-418
06-23-07, 05:29 PM
U-418, what are you talking about?:hmm:

Kelyia, Myrdek, Halbyrd? Never heard of them!

A fantasy story I plan on making this summer...
Actually...if anyone wants a part in the story send me a private message.
Maybe we can be co-authors of something crazy.

I'm amazed I fogot to mention Giant sea serpents that live in the deep.

:huh: I can explain...maybe...I've had time to think...:doh: :-? :hmm:

:roll: ...........:hmm:

I'm guessing that you want an explaination...Right?

Jimbuna
06-24-07, 05:19 AM
Yeah....could be helpful :lol:

U-418
06-24-07, 01:05 PM
Yeah....could be helpful :lol:

Okay, I'll try to explain an idea in development. Try to follow.

For sometime now I've been having a weird fantasy and well...I like making stories.

A world war, two nations, no heroes.

Kelyia is a world that was once at peace. Drytryan is one nation. The other nation is Sy'Mu'Ray.
Drytryan is a stable nation so they wernt too worried about anything. Unfortunatly for the Nation
of Sy'Mu'Ray, A bunch of polititions wanted to rule the whole nation with one leader. This created
a civil war that ended up being faught out on the ocean. Out of this came the sub wars. Oddly
Sy'Mu'Ray split into 6 nations. even more weird is that the sub-nations were named after
U-boat types. :-? It's strange isn't it?

The six 'Sub'-Nations:
IID
IXD2
XXI
VIIC
IXB
VIIB

:doh: can you imagine the flags for each sub-nation? :huh: I can't...

Anyways...Summery of the world of Kelyia and its troubles.

Meridyan Myrdek.
Natrually nick named 'Crazy Kaleun' There is a few reasons for that. He believes in myths and
upholds an akward life style of living out on the sea. To him the sub wars were actually more
of a game to him. Even a profound hatred against Mulock Halbyrd from the IXD2 sub-nation.
Other then that Myrdek is an easy going care free Kaleun. Myrdek truly believes that there is
a mythical sea serpent somewhere in Kelyia's Great Four Seas.

When the sub wars ended and Mulock Halbyrd became nation leader. well, he wanted global
domination. This disire lead to Kelyia's first world war. Myrdek refused to take part in the war.
Mulock declared Kaleun Myrdek and his crew as exiles.The U-number on Myrdek's left hand
was crossed out by a unique tatoo. Red and scar like. U-Exile forbidden to return to
Sy'Mu'Ray harbours. :roll: That's the fate of a Kaleun who doesn't take orders from Mulock.

Mulock Halbyrd.
A war lord who commands the unified sub-nations of Sy'Mu'Ray.His goal is world domination.
A sadist, maniac, freak, etc. He really enjoys torturing the Kaleun and crew of U-Exile. That is how
Mulock rewards mutrual hatred. With a massive U-boat fleet to command, he really wants the
Drytryan Nation to fall into the depths of the ocean floor.

The Drytryan Nation.
With an fleet of destroyers, planes, tankers to provision the destroyer fleet etc. Kamera
Snydier leader of Drytryan hopes to put an end to the world war threat. The worse case
senario is an inter galactic war involving warp portal technologies to travel world to world.
It's very important for Drytryan to win the war. So far they are loseing it.

Out in the shallows of the Barahmuda ocean, U-Exile is in the southern tropical part of Kelyia.
Life out on the sea was not to difficult but it was challenging none the less. Myrdek spends a
lot of time sleeping under the plasma deck gun. Some of the crew deal with Fishing, and other
duties that make life out on the sea possible. Crew management wasn't too bad either. To Myrdek,
it's really only a matter of time before he and his crew become real traitors...

Kelyia.
This world is of mixed technologies. A 1939 fashion on the Sci-Fi level of techlology.
Both nations well developed with various technologics. subs armed with photon torps.
High explosive plasma shells for the deck gun. Photon bullets for the flakk gun. Plasma
reactor engines and energy batteries. This seperates Earth technologics from Keliyain
technologics. Kelyia is a fantasy world.



---
...Does this count as an explaination?

And yes...if anyone want's to be a part of it...send me a Private Message.

Any questions?

Jimbuna
06-24-07, 01:09 PM
Any questions?

Just the one......have you taken your medication today? :lol: :up:

U-418
06-24-07, 01:14 PM
Any questions?

Just the one......have you taken your medication today? :lol: :up:

What medication? I have a wild imagination. :shifty:

:roll: Oh well. I can always draw my characters. Just for fun. :D

JohnnyBlaze
06-24-07, 10:35 PM
Wow this is getting way out of hand!

:rotfl:

Jimbuna
06-25-07, 01:54 PM
Wow this is getting way out of hand!

:rotfl:

That's what the voices in my head keep saying :lol:

Thniper
06-25-07, 04:22 PM
Back to the topic, my friends, and all of you that can hear voices in their head!:D ;)

So my unworthy and dispensable little question is::oops:

Can anyone post some in-game screenshots of those CUUUUUUTE little dolphins?
I've never seen (nor heard) any.:cry: :88)

Thanks in advance.

Jimbuna
06-25-07, 05:20 PM
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6058/dolphinzm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/213/dolphin2rj5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)