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Brag
06-13-07, 09:19 PM
Zero contacts, zero contacts. That's the routine off the Azores. Tired of it, I decided to checkout Ponta Delgado.

One fat, Brit medium tanker docked and a tramp anchored on the roads.

In the afternoon I sent one electric eel into the tanker's engine room, so it would look like an internal explosion. No blinking effect. We waited for it to sink. Not one bloody centimeter.

At night, I approachedto 300 meters, surfaced and ordered the gun crew to fire at the Tanker's waterline.

They fired and blasted a Portuguese Schlepper out of the water with one round.

There goes my record as a chivalrous German officer.-- Sorry Herr Admiral:(

Growler
06-13-07, 10:33 PM
Wow. I mean, there's really not much to say about that one... except maybe, "Whoops." :D

firouz
06-14-07, 01:09 AM
They fired and blasted a Portuguese Schlepper out of the water with one round.

There goes my record as a chivalrous German officer.-- Sorry Herr Admiral:(

Herr Brag, you realise that after our dipolmatic successes in Poland and France, we had hopes of swaying the Portugese government to allow us to use their airbases!:stare:
Upon your return, your log will record the correct record of event. The cursed British tanker fired upon and sunk the vessel as a plot to muddy our name. Your efforts to save them were remarkable. Decorations and promotion await you for your humain actions.:yep:

Perhaps no one on shore noticed....:sunny:
Now all we have to do is win the war, and you'll be fine.

Heil
D.

Brag
06-14-07, 08:49 AM
They fired and blasted a Portuguese Schlepper out of the water with one round.

There goes my record as a chivalrous German officer.-- Sorry Herr Admiral:(

Herr Brag, you realise that after our dipolmatic successes in Poland and France, we had hopes of swaying the Portugese government to allow us to use their airbases!:stare:
Upon your return, your log will record the correct record of event. The cursed British tanker fired upon and sunk the vessel as a plot to muddy our name. Your efforts to save them were remarkable. Decorations and promotion await you for your humain actions.:yep:

Perhaps no one on shore noticed....:sunny:
Now all we have to do is win the war, and you'll be fine.

Heil
D.

That makes me feel better :88)
We're off to perform further depredations.

Seig heil :roll:

STEED
06-14-07, 01:14 PM
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BDU

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BRAG

We don't give a toss how and where you sink the enemy just don't get caught sinking enemy ships in neutral ports, always make it look like an accident.


(Your Boss)

K.D.

Jimbuna
06-15-07, 10:45 AM
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BDU

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BRAG

We don't give a toss how and where you sink the enemy just don't get caught sinking enemy ships in neutral ports, always make it look like an accident.


(Your Boss)

K.D.
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