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GakunGak
06-11-07, 08:19 PM
The Internet is a dangerous place. There are spammers, hackers, peodophiles and more…
So how to you avoid the beasts and demons that lurk on the Internet?
The first step is to know what they look like. The checklist below should help you detect any Internet beasts:
OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that:
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666.000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
/666 Beast Common Denominator
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast
00666 Postcode of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 Target price of the Beast
Route 666 Way of the Beast
666F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Netscape 6.66 BetaBrowser of the Beast
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666I BMW of the Beast
668 Next-door neighbour of the Beast
credit to source (http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/666.asp)

elite_hunter_sh3
06-11-07, 09:12 PM
yooiii kako se ti budala ! LOL :arrgh!::arrgh!::arrgh!::arrgh!::arrgh!::arrgh!::l ol: jks lol.. sta si pijo??? niksicko pivo? :rock::rock::arrgh!:

Chock
06-11-07, 10:05 PM
You forgot 688i - The nuclear submarine of the beast

:D Chock

bookworm_020
06-11-07, 10:51 PM
Buy a Apple Mac - then you don't have to sell your soul!:up:

Reaves
06-11-07, 11:30 PM
Buy a Apple Mac - then you don't have to sell your soul!:up:
Is that because you automatically lose it in exchange for having a computer that won't play any good PC games? :p


Hmm didn't God say something to a guy called Adam about taking an Apple?

GakunGak
06-12-07, 02:37 AM
Buy a Apple Mac - then you don't have to sell your soul!:up:
Is that because you automatically lose it in exchange for having a computer that won't play any good PC games? :p


Hmm didn't God say something to a guy called Adam about taking an Apple?
You're playin' with the fire...:lol:
@elite_hunter_sh3: Nisam pio, nego imam maturski da polazem...:doh:

bookworm_020
06-12-07, 02:56 AM
Buy a Apple Mac - then you don't have to sell your soul!:up:
Is that because you automatically lose it in exchange for having a computer that won't play any good PC games? :p


Hmm didn't God say something to a guy called Adam about taking an Apple?

EA Games said is was going to release more games on Mac OS software in the near future, including the harry potter series.

Dowly
06-12-07, 03:04 AM
Buy a Apple Mac - then you don't have to sell your soul!:up:
Is that because you automatically lose it in exchange for having a computer that won't play any good PC games? :p


Hmm didn't God say something to a guy called Adam about taking an Apple?
EA Games said is was going to release more games on Mac OS software in the near future, including the harry potter series.

Like someone cares about that series. :rotfl:

joea
06-12-07, 05:00 AM
Buy a Apple Mac - then you don't have to sell your soul!:up:
Is that because you automatically lose it in exchange for having a computer that won't play any good PC games? :p


Hmm didn't God say something to a guy called Adam about taking an Apple?

Actually you can play PC games on a Mac, if it's a Power Mac with dual-boot Mac OS and Windoz. :know:

Chock
06-12-07, 11:37 AM
I do quite a bit of freelance work for Apple, and even though that's the case, I still prefer PCs. I make no secret of it to them, but needless to say, they think I am the anhtichrist because of that:rotfl:

I have Macs and PCs at home (have to because of my work) but Macs are, and always will be, overpriced and underpowered in comparison to PCs. It's a niche market of course and popular with the design industry, but the justification for that is getting slimmer by the day. Twenty years ago, when the design industry was being forced to move from drawing boards to computers, a simple computer operating system with a nice friendly unthreatening GUI was a good idea, and it was a big leap forward in comparison to the contemporary PC offerings at the time. But pretty much all computers, regardless of the components and the operating system, are like that these days, so the price justification of a Mac is getting harder to swallow by the minute.

On the plus side for Macs, there is at least pretty much the guarantee that if you buy some software for a Mac, it's likely to run without any issues (kind of like consoles in that regard), although if you've tried running Adobe CS2 stuff on an Intel Mac, you've probably discovered that some operations will bomb the software, notably the 3D emulation in Illustator.

I'm hoping that with Macs adopting Intel processors the peripheral and software market will open up a bit more, because right now, if you want a graphics tablet for a Mac, you are looking at 600 quid for a WACOM. On the other hand, I bought a large graphics tablet for my PC the other day, and that cost me 45 quid. So using a cheaper, faster and more easily upgradeable PC in comparison to a Mac is a bit of a no brainer in that regard. I'm going to try and see if that tablet will run on my (Intel) Powerbook this week, and if it does, fair enough, but I doubt it.

:D Chock

Takeda Shingen
06-12-07, 11:42 AM
EA Games said is was going to release more games on Mac OS software in the near future, including the harry potter series.

Fantastic! I hope that the wand density and center of balance are modeled correctly this time. The physics model in the old games was just crap. And they had better calculate for robe weight in the jumping stages.