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Skybird
06-09-07, 05:32 AM
They make movies about just 300, but nobody cares to make a movie about 7000 !
MaxT.dk
06-09-07, 05:36 AM
rrrrrrrrrright :p

and congrats with 7k posts... nerd! :roll::rotfl:
GakunGak
06-09-07, 06:26 AM
Congratz, SkyBird.
As for the movies, I would like to see virginia against od' wodden ships!!!
Letum
06-09-07, 06:58 AM
At another forum I visit it is traditional to celebrate large round numbers with naked/semi naked pictures of your self.

....not sure I want that to catch on here tho....:huh:
GakunGak
06-09-07, 07:00 AM
You have to be kidding me....
Jimbuna
06-09-07, 07:00 AM
Happy 7000th :()1:
Oberon
06-09-07, 07:50 AM
"This is madness!!"

"No....


THIS IS SKYBIRD!!!"
Skybird
06-09-07, 09:01 AM
I celebrate not with the demanded naked photos of myself (Neal does not wish you to become a gay forum :D ), but with - laughter. I found this site
http://www.lustenberger.ch/maurus/maurus.htm
today with some jokes that made me burst with laughter. Since some of them are German language, I copy and translate some of the best.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2182/babyoelrc7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1815/hundeverbotuq1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1410/njetwork923ek9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Well, the water is cold today, isn't it?" - "I haven't been in the water!"

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5136/patentamtrs2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"I hope I reach the Patent Office soon this way!"

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7257/smskontaktwg2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Want to meet new people? Send a SMS with "A$$HOLE" to 9-1-1."

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4414/washingyf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5499/yogainternationalkv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Letum
06-09-07, 09:18 AM
Who says the germans have no sense of humor!
GakunGak
06-09-07, 09:28 AM
The last pic rocks!!!:rock:
Letum
06-09-07, 10:01 AM
The last pic rocks!!!:rock:

Gender steriotypes LOL!!!11111
Oberon
06-09-07, 10:26 AM
Arschloch! an die 110!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Nice one Skybird! :up:
Sailor Steve
06-09-07, 11:15 AM
They make movies about just 300, but nobody cares to make a movie about 7000 !
That's because your 7000 are the bad guys!:rotfl:

Congratulations! You're gonna catch up with me pretty soon.
FIREWALL
06-09-07, 11:21 AM
Congrats Skybird :up:
Skybird
06-09-07, 11:41 AM
They make movies about just 300, but nobody cares to make a movie about 7000 !
That's because your 7000 are the bad guys!:rotfl:

Congratulations! You're gonna catch up with me pretty soon.
Ha! Do you feel my red staring eyes burning in your neck like lasers, while my tongue hangs in the corner of my mouth, my lips pressed together in concentration, and both hands frantically clenched together to balls of flesh the size of tabletennis-balls...!?
Ishmael
06-09-07, 11:43 AM
They make movies about just 300, but nobody cares to make a movie about 7000 !

Not only do you get the Desenex burger, but you're in for a real treat. You win a two-week all-expense paid trip to Warsaw, Poland or $49 in cash.
bradclark1
06-09-07, 11:57 AM
Wow, and double wow because of the average length of your posts. Thats got to be close to a million words. :lol:
Congrats.
Camaero
06-09-07, 02:43 PM
At another forum I visit it is traditional to celebrate large round numbers with naked/semi naked pictures of your self.

....not sure I want that to catch on here tho....:huh:

Here at subsim, I think we should improve on tradition and set forward a new act stating the following:

It is hearby now traditional to celebrate large round numbers with large round boobies! (ahem, female please)

:yep:
Skybird
06-09-07, 03:32 PM
It is hearby now traditional to celebrate large round numbers with large round boobies! (ahem, female please):yep:

You could ask AL concerning that. Would it be impertinent if I ask you if I could have your watch, your boots and your hat when she is done with you?
PeriscopeDepth
06-09-07, 03:33 PM
You could ask AL concerning that. Would it be impertinent if I ask you if I could have your watch, your boots and your hat when she is done with you?

I doubt there'd be that much left. Well, perhaps the watch would survive. Certainly wouldn't be functional though.

PD
Sailor Steve
06-09-07, 04:30 PM
Ha! Do you feel my red staring eyes burning in your neck like lasers, while my tongue hangs in the corner of my mouth, my lips pressed together in concentration, and both hands frantically clenched together to balls of flesh the size of tabletennis-balls...!?
Ha! yourself! I laugh at your futile attempts at intimidation! I scoff at your pathetic rhetoric! I deride your simple yearnings to reach my exalted position! I fart in your general direction, you silly German-type person!

I doubt there'd be that much left. Well, perhaps the watch would survive. Certainly wouldn't be functional though.
Maybe it's a Timex: "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking".