Ok who stole my fuel??

[flakmonkey]

Ok who stole my fuel??

A bit of a comedy glitch, starting a new career in Jan 1943, I guess those darn french dockworkers have been stealing fuel again...

Seriously though, why have i got no fuel??
Im using SH3 commander 2.7 with the malfunctions & saboutage turned on, so maybe thats the answer but it seems a little extreme for a malfunction and ended my patrol before it even began.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa186/tris1066/SH3Img21-5-2007_17.jpg

[Stoli]

Thank the "Green" people for that one. Your gonna have to use batteries the whole way your patrol area.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

or start all over again :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Crew1: But sir the gauges says its full!
Captain: But why doesnt the engines start then, who was in charge?!
Crew1: Bernard sir.
Captain: Ow.....dear god, I guess he did it again he took a piss in the fueltanks...dammit!

[Ubåtskapten]

I have experienced a similar fuel loss of about 50% (or was it even more) in range when using the Sabotage and Malfunctions setting. That time I had to stop at a milk cow just to be able to make it to the US coast.:rotfl:

My guess is that it simulates either a unnormal high fuel consumtion or some sort of sabotage (perhaps drilled holes in the fuel tanks).:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

You sure you didn't put unleaded in instead of diesel :lol:

[KeybdFlyer]

Have you tried covering the deck surface with Solar Panels? Of course, with SH3 weather patterns you might struggle for enough sunshine.

[Brag]

Fuelmman in his oily cape strikes again :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[ronbrewer]

Also, you should check the air in the tires.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

also check if you have a spare tire before you go :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Brag]

And don't forget the coffee :lost:

[azn_132]

And the food and schnapps, also make sure that the torps arent circle runners(still got Falkes homin on me sometimes.).

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

and dont forget to throw bernard overboard when your ar 5 knots.
or use him as a torpedo :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

And you have your record collection aboard, so the crew won't get too fed up with the BBC!:up:

[Lagger123987]

I Stole Your Fuel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Engel der Vernichtung]

and dont forget to throw bernard overboard when your ar 5 knots.
or use him as a torpedo :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bernard's new job: Torpedo tube tester

[Lagger123987]

and dont forget to throw bernard overboard when your ar 5 knots.
or use him as a torpedo :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bernard's new job: Torpedo tube tester

No this is Bernard's new job: A decoy for my sub!

[FIREWALL]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

[Lagger123987]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

Bernard:Thanks! What do I do for my new job?

[FIREWALL]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

Bernard:Thanks! What do I do for my new job?


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[azn_132]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

Bernard:Thanks! What do I do for my new job?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Captain:we'll see about that!

[Lagger123987]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

Bernard:Thanks! What do I do for my new job?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Captain:we'll see about that!

Your out of the Bernard/Captain story! OUT OUT OUT!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

Bernard:Thanks! What do I do for my new job?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Captain:we'll see about that!

Your out of the Bernard/Captain story! OUT OUT OUT!
and you take over bernards job as torpedo

[Lagger123987]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

Bernard:Thanks! What do I do for my new job?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Captain:we'll see about that!

Your out of the Bernard/Captain story! OUT OUT OUT!
and you take over bernards job as torpedo

You take the job of cleaning the toliet after I use it!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

I have a hose and a can you can borrow.:p

Bernard:Thanks! What do I do for my new job?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Captain:we'll see about that!

Your out of the Bernard/Captain story! OUT OUT OUT!
and you take over bernards job as torpedo

You take the job of cleaning the toliet after I use it!

yea to flush you through at 250m deep

[Jimbuna]

:roll: :hmm:

[USS Drum]

Well, the french sabotaged your fuel tank.

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/resurrection-1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

http://www.osnn.net/attachments/green-room/3923d1094252491-osnn-irc-channel-irc-freenode-net-holythreadresbatman.jpg

[HW3]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/davestev47/ThreadNecro.gif

[flag4]

Ok who stole my fuel??

A bit of a comedy glitch, starting a new career in Jan 1943, I guess those darn french dockworkers have been stealing fuel again...

Seriously though, why have i got no fuel??
Im using SH3 commander 2.7 with the malfunctions & saboutage turned on, so maybe thats the answer but it seems a little extreme for a malfunction and ended my patrol before it even began.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa186/tris1066/SH3Img21-5-2007_17.jpg (http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa186/tris1066/SH3Img21-5-2007_17.jpg)

so, regarding flakmonkey's question, the answer is........:hmmm:

no fuel is a pretty good way to mess with the War
i've never seen this before , but having M&S switched on has certainly ruined your patrol this time!

[acetoolguy]

I do hope he has not been waiting 4 years for an answer though....what gas he had turned to shellack a long time ago.

[Fish In The Water]

Things must be pretty slow when we've got the time to sort out unanswered questions from four years ago. :D :O:

[frau kaleun]

Another amusing episode of SUBSIM: Cold Case Files. :haha:

[desirableroasted]

I do not want to be obnoxious or rude, because that would not be my style, but where TF do people find this s**t?

[Sailor Steve]

It seems that we have one clown who is bent on dredging up very old threads for no apparent reason.

Now I don't mean to be rude to you, but you need to reread the forum rules on language, especially as pertains to fake swearing, i.e. asterisks.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_new_faq_item_language

[PappyCain]

Sailor Steve - hey, that is an excellent link and policy!

:salute:

[desirableroasted]

It seems that we have one clown who is bent on dredging up very old threads for no apparent reason.

Now I don't mean to be rude to you, but you need to reread the forum rules on language, especially as pertains to fake swearing, i.e. asterisks.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_new_faq_item_language


My deepest apologies to all, and thank you for that, Steve. I was not aware of that and, in fact, used asterisks because I know young people come here.

Thank you for setting me right on that.

[andwii]

lol I love you guys, always makin me laugh with dem bernard jokes. lol

[Gargamel]

I do not want to be obnoxious or rude, because that would not be my style,

:hmmm:........ (ahhh I kid)
but where TF do people find this {asteriskitive deleted}?

I second that.... im just curious as to what search query brings this thread to the top of the list.

[Sailor Steve]

I second that.... im just curious as to what search query brings this thread to the top of the list.
The same one that brings up all the other ancient threads being resurrected by the same guy. I don't know what it is either, but I wish there was some way to prevent it.

[Gargamel]

Question is though, which is worse..... Starting a new thread to ask a question that has been answered a bazillion times before, or necroing one to ask the same question again. Pretty sure most of us are guilty of both :).

But bumping a thread for the sake of a bump is pretty lame though.

[Sailor Steve]

Bringing back an old thread to ask the same question is not bad at all, especially if it's accompanied by a note explaining that's what you're doing.

I only object when the poster answers a several-year-old comment as if it was posted five minutes ago, without explanation or apology. Even worse when it's just to make a joke.

[Tinkering]

I saw in another thread someone was busting on Bernard. No doubt funny-torpedo tube tester, etc- but I must be missing something. Guy just cant catch a break. :hmmm: I like the battery/solar power suggestion. :sunny:

[frau kaleun]

I saw in another thread someone was busting on Bernard. No doubt funny-torpedo tube tester, etc- but I must be missing something. Guy just cant catch a break.

Unfortunately, Bernard started his "career" with some very unprofessional antics in the control room.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

It's been downhill ever since. :D

[Tinkering]

Unfortunately, Bernard started his "career" with some very unprofessional antics in the control room.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

It's been downhill ever since. :D


Read several pages of that thread. Loved it and the communal humor.